I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM DOING THIS - 06/19/19

How long will Amber last with the 100 days of uploading?

  • Less than 8 days

    Votos: 126 52.1%
  • 8 days

    Votos: 27 11.2%
  • 9 - 13 days

    Votos: 59 24.4%
  • 2 weeks

    Votos: 16 6.6%
  • 3 weeks

    Votos: 5 2.1%
  • 1 month

    Votos: 2 0.8%
  • 2 months

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • 3 months

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • All 100 days

    Votos: 7 2.9%

  • Total de votantes
    242
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Amber has a really hard time with learning and retaining what she's learned. Last year she did the sad Pride vacation and spread their motel footage out for three weeks and then realized "no one likes month old content chopped up into ad friendly bits for three weeks." But here we are again, learning the same lesson. It won't stick and she'll have to learn it again in a few months, y'know, if she's alive.
 
Holy fuck her face is bigger than ever

She's gonna be sporting Necky's fleshy chin scarf soon

That is honestly the first thing I noticed as well. Gorl done gone full pumpkinhead and I'll be damned if that's just swole. Throw in the googly eyes (as already mentioned) and you have an obese kewpie doll.

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Newsflash - this vid was boring as fuck. 100 days of shit like "this is how I live my fucked up life" ain't gonna make our gorl the fat stacks she thinks it will. Make a video of going to the WLS. Hell, I'd pay $20 just to hear her conversation with the shrink. But, I'm sure that was equally as boring.

I second the comments that Dr. Mindfuck put her on some happy pills.
 
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I'm not gonna bother watching if there's no weigh in. She has a 100 day weigh in and a 100 day vid upload going on simultaneously but can't be bothered to show her weight.

Bitch, show your weight every day.

Edit: spelling
 
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Amber: How can I stretch a tweet into a 10 minute video?

Eric: If you're looking to make your videos longer you can always do this thing that I would do whenever I would be making a youtube video. Like whenever you go to say something you can go back and like retrace over it and reiterate what you just said before you get done saying it, like so that it takes a really long time to get to the end of a complete thought. And whenever you get to the end of that thought just go back and say the whole thought again but use different words but it's really just the same thing that you just said but you said it in a different way than you did previously.
 
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Another boring ass video, I can't even bring myself to watch them lately. This also reminds me of MSHPL last week when Sean said he spent $9k on food in a month. I didn't even know that's possible especially for one person. But AL's views are down, makes me wonder how much does she actually spend on groceries and food a month??

No way in hell is she going to stick to a daily upload schedule, she thought Vlogmas was too hard.
 
Another boring ass video, I can't even bring myself to watch them lately. This also reminds me of MSHPL last week when Sean said he spent $9k on food in a month. I didn't even know that's possible especially for one person. But AL's views are down, makes me wonder how much does she actually spend on groceries and food a month??

No way in hell is she going to stick to a daily upload schedule, she thought Vlogmas was too hard.

according to big AL her content is quite varied she has:

hauls
weight loss journey
chit chats with becky
vlogs

in reality 90% of those videos is her sitting down talking non-sense to the camera: her content sucks. she can't even be bothered to go fake vlog pride this summer or a trip to the swimming hole. It's only a matter of time until the am-babies get restless again for something other than shitty sit down rambling vids.
 
I wonder if the Beckster will have to go out and get a job if money gets tight enough. On one hand, Amber's gotta have her binge money but I don't know if she would be able to make do without her thumb slave tending to her all day.
 
At 7:41 she starts to tell us that we're lucky we are being entertained by her content for free, so don't fucking complain.

She's seen a psychiatrist and WLS doctor but wouldn't elaborate on that (which is all anyone cares about) instead she talked in circles about uploading old videos that NO ONE has highly requested.

This cow is not and has not, for a very long time, produced any decent mi1k. Chantal surpassed her as a better cow a long time ago.
 
so after realizing that almost NOBODY makes reactions about her and that everyone is ignoring her.... she is going to upload daily again because she realize is getting less money..... greddylynn in action again... I bet she will not stick to this more than 15 days and will have a mental stroke again.... the cycle is at the start point again...

Holy fuck her face is bigger than ever

She's gonna be sporting Necky's fleshy chin scarf soon

Not only her face, but also her skin is messed up as ever... and also her eye bags are blacker than ever... so yep her health is getting worst and worst and worst and any news about her doctor... as everyone says I bet she quits again her new diet...
 
The only taste of death fat YT’ers I get is from reading recaps here. But is this forced happy facade about her exciting life par for the course. I know you get the occasional “being real” video but since Al has spent years ignoring all good advice and getting fatter is she committed to pretending life is awesome and exciting at 600 lbs?

She won’t admit she is a mostly house bound, depressed recluse who spends all her waking hours eating and staring at glowing screens from pillow mountain because then she might have to...eat less? Admit all the criticism is right? Not being a happy death fat is bad for YT biz?

The fake upbeat facade is just creepy af at this point. I imagine as soon as the record light is off her eyes go dark, collapses back on her pillows rips open a snickers bar, sends the thumb off for a big take out order to reward herself for all her hard work. The door is shut, she turns on Netflix and anxiously waits for new mountain of food to consume.
 
This might as well be 100 days of slowly dying. Assuming Amberlard makes it that long.
 
It took her ten minutes to say she’s going to upload every day for a hundred days. Apparently, this is a monumental decision in that house, requiring long conversations with Eric and Becky before it gets greenlit.

I’ve never lived in a House of Stupid before, I think I’d have jumped out a window a long time ago.

The only interesting thing was her jiggling blubber suit. The way it starts at her clavicles with the divot at her neck gives the impression that she could install a big zipper and just unzip that fat and take it off like a hoodie. I couldn’t stop staring. Of course, there is no zipper and it’s never coming off. She’s looking sick. Her face is mottled and the rings under her eyes are a deep brown, and her eyebags are carrying suitcases. This sudden interest in seeing her mother means somewhere deep down, she knows time is running out.

So we get all the old videos she’s recorded, and then what? Will she start recording new videos and show them a month from now? Or is she going to just intersperse them with more modern videos? The timeline is about to get murky. The one thing we know is she has not lost any weight, no matter what she says about doctors. She’s fatter than ever.
 
I wonder if the Beckster will have to go out and get a job if money gets tight enough. On one hand, Amber's gotta have her binge money but I don't know if she would be able to make do without her thumb slave tending to her all day.
I don't know what Becks could feasibly do at this point. She's got a massive gap in employment and in a place where decent jobs are few and far between she'd likely only have retail or fast food as options. She's not even really qualified for that at this point. She has no education, no experience except for that lumber yard thing, no excuse for not working for 2 years, no employment references aside from family, Hamber, and the fags. I think she's doomed to life as the butler. Perhaps she can add that to her resume?
 
I just had a thought. Considering how close to death's door it looks right now. We know the pre-recorded auto-uploaded content isnt going to stop any time soon, and this probably sets the bar from here on out, but...

Are we in for THAT moment.. You know what I mean. When Amber dies, soon, and the ol' youtube auto uploads keep on coming for like a month or two. I just feel like it would be the perfect ending to it all, and a summary of her life. Days, weeks after passing we'll get to see "heres what I ate today! Here's my big haul! Here's my new get thin quick scheme, I sure hope it'll work this time!"

That's going to be an eerie, somber, yet hilariously ironic time. I look forward to it.
 
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