How would you kill the above poster?

[GolgoXIII]

Invited to a PC frat party where your redneck views get you pummeled.

 

[DrJonesHat]

MDMA-fueld orgy with Digtal Playground's top stars. You'd die of exhaustion, but you'd die happy.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Mountain Pine Beetle. Poor coat rack

 

[DeadwastePrime]

This image I found:

 

[Motherboard]

One too many quesadillas.

 

[Apocalypso]

Toilet plunger.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Fired into space with a space cannon. The calculations were off. You never reach your destination and your corpse drifts among the abyss for 4,324 years until you are caught in the gravitational pull of a red giant star that puts your corpse into a 70,000 year-long orbit that takes you through the Oort cloud and back near the star. Your vessel and you corpse disintegrates within two orbital periods.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Lock him in a room with every Sonichu and The Hedgehog Boys song playing endlessly.

 

[Motherboard]

Bludgeoned with an unnecessarily large sausage.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Pushed through a Calamari processing machine.

 

[Motherboard]

Pushed through a Takoyaki processing machine.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Battered and deep fried

 

[Motherboard]

Eating poorly-prepared fugu.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Devoured by me. Squid is tasty.

 

[Pocoyo]

Hide a stick of dynamite in your food.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Reveal StarWars spoilers on your facebook page.

 

[Pina Colada]

You vs. Satan (@Satan can count, too) vs. Ronald McDonald vs. Juliet Starling.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Assimilated by Borgs.

 

[Motherboard]

Catapulting you into an Ebola quarantine zone.

 

[Massif]

Erotic asphyxiation.