How would you kill the above poster?

[grilledcheesesandwich]

I'd drop you off at the nearest glue factory.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

nuke the commonwealth

...how would that kill me? lol

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Sexually assaulted with a horse.

Go back and read that again. Not sexually assaulted by a horse, but with one. I.E. the whole 15 hand, 1500 lb. animal crammed where the sun doesn't shine.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Stabbing.
What can I say? I'm a sucker for irony.

 

[ASoulMan]

Pull a Deadpool and beat the living fuck out of the above poster with THE FUCKING THREAD TITLE!!!

 

[RP 520]

With a kindness and respect.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Slowly.

 

[meatslab]

Drowning them in a barrel of mustard.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Slapping them to death with a steak.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Two words:

Anal. Electrodes.

 

[Abethedemon]

I'd lock him in a room with dildo-shaped knives and let him have fun.

 

[Zvantastika]

Why would I kill the person above me?, that's rude and I simply cannot do something like that, actually, come here buddy, let me give you the biggest of hugs... !!!الله أكبر

 

[Bluebird]

Impale you with a brass unicorn head.

 

[DNJACK]

I'm a simple man.
arsenic poisoning.

 

[Abethedemon]

firing squad

 

[chimpburgers]

Bullet to the head

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

 

[SP 199]

Drowning by creamy fanta

 

[Bugaboo]

Have you sit above your favorite minotaur head and then I sneak into the wall and loosen the fasteners and it falls on you and u die

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Fart on your pillow, which will give you pink eye. I will then superglue your eyes shut while you sleep and you'll be none the wiser. There will also be lots and lots of needles filled Philled with aids, fat, potato, autistic, diabetic blood left uncovered around your house.