How would you kill the above poster?

[Tranhuviya]

Fursuit filled with centaur's blood.

 

[getoffmylawn]

Industrial shredder.

 

[WireSponge]

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

I'd insert a frozen smegma parfait into your rectum and then shoot you.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

stab u in the eye

 

[exball]

DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[Elijah]

Gunshot to the dick

 

[Pocoyo]

Send you a letter laced with Anthrax.

 

[Cthulu]

Scaphism

 

[A Skeleton]

Stuff you into a wood chipper

 

[Abethedemon]

I'd immerse you in a vat of vinegar to remove all of your calcium.

 

[Bugaboo]

Does getting hit with a leek in the back of the head hurt? I watched a guy get bitch smacked by a leek and I wanted to see if it would hurt but we don't have leeks big enough for head smackin' here

 

[Pocoyo]

How about I just hit you with a car

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Wait till he's taking a dump in a public restroom, then get into the stall next. As soon as I hear the first poop noise I toss a piano wire noose over his head, haul him up, tie it off to the door n' let him dangle.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Smother him with the smoke of a hickory-based fire, leave him in a smoker for 13 hours, then consume his flesh. Mr. Knife, do you have a barbecue sauce to recommend

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Force you to drink alcohol until you die, kinda like in that one Game of Thrones episode

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Trips him in the Campbell's factory.

Drowns in a 5000 gallon vat of Tomato soup.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

shoot them

 

[ShavedSheep]

nuke the commonwealth

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

250 Lb. Scotsman with a 16" dick.

Bite the rope. He's going in dry.