How would I prove that I'm an adult?

[Bullet Kin]

Hello, I am having troubles with users on Kiwi Farms thinking that I am not old enough to use Kiwi Farms and constantly put me down for this opinion. How would I prove that I'm old? I am already old enough to drink alcohol.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Hello, I am having troubles with users on Kiwi Farms thinking that I am not old enough to use Kiwi Farms and constantly put me down for this opinion. How would I prove that I'm old? I am already old enough to drink alcohol.

Post your penis. If your big boy wiener has grown in then you’re clearly an adult. If not, then the website now hosts CP and you can get Null swatted as revenge.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Hello, I am having troubles with users on Kiwi Farms thinking that I am not old enough to use Kiwi Farms and constantly put me down

have you considered that this may be happening because you're retarded?

 

[Bullet Kin]

Post your penis.

I am not and will not be posting my Penis. Please respect my wishes.

have you considered that this may be happening because you're retarded?

Are you saying that instead of being ageists, they are being ableists towards me? If so then that is relieving.

 

[Bucephalus]

Publicar en el tema 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

31 de Dic, 2025

Fuck me, I genuinely suffer these issues.


Can one of the mods give me a pink triangle? I think I deserve it so I won't be banned because they thought I wasn't special.

Edit: Additional problems include:

• Lack of self-shame.
• ESL.
• The constant urge to moralfag.
• Rebellious towards any kind of rules.
• Not gay. I AM NOT OKAY?
• Fear women.
• Good memory, TOO GOOD!

• Bullet Kin

Reacciones: x 2 x 1 x 1

Wow! That sure is a lot.

You DO have a diagnosis, right? Like, you've been to a doctor and they gave you a diagnosis and medication for all of these, right? Surely you didn't just look up a list of personality disorders and pick the ones you thought were cool... right? Or take a 5-minute online quiz on Jetpunk or something... right?

 

[Bullet Kin]

Wow! That sure is a lot.

You DO have a diagnosis, right? Like, you've been to a doctor and they gave you a diagnosis and medication for all of these, right? Surely you didn't just look up a list of personality disorders and pick the ones you thought were cool... right? Or take a 5-minute online quiz on Jetpunk or something... right?

I picked those options after reading through the symptoms. I have never been to a doctor for a diagnosis of issues. Might do that, eventually.

Schizophrenia sounds like a cool disorder to have.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

I picked those options after reading through the symptoms. I have never been to a doctor for a diagnosis of issues. Might do that, eventually.

Holy shit, you are one of those faggots on xitter who collect mental illnesses in their bio like Pokemon. Please add suicidal ideation to the list.

 

[Bullet Kin]

Holy shit, you are one of those faggots on xitter who collect mental illnesses in their bio like Pokemon. Please add suicidal ideation to the list.

That's it, I'm making an appointment. No response from me is better than making an appointment.

Edit: Also I am not suicidal, if I were then I would be a troon.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

You might be old enough, but too retarded.

 

[meager]

It is not fair having difficulties while normal people have it easy. I posted my disabilities so you know the issues I suffer and be more accessible.

We need make thread good to esl and retard. That way is accesible to kiwi like bulet kin. Use easy word and write to help he know how to show he big man age. Very need to use the tone show mark too as he has the autism too. /srs

 

[David Thoughie]

Wsg @Bullet Kin . Hope we can be bros

 

[Bullet Kin]

We need make thread good to esl and retard. That way is accesible to kiwi like bulet kin. Use easy word and write to help he know how to show he big man age. Very need to use the tone show mark too as he has the autism too. /srs

Well I have some new ideas into making this site more accessible to those that are bad at reading emotions. /srs

Yellow Text is happiness, joyful as the sun.

Blue Text is sadness, gloomy as the wallowing ocean.

Red Text is anger, for when jeets are in town.

Green is for good luck, you can never have enough of it!

Purple is fear, for when things get too scary.

Wsg @Bullet Kin . Hope we can be bros

There isn't an answer to my question yet, how would new Kiwis prove that they are an adult so they do not get banned?
/srs

 

[Brubby Two]

 

[Bullet Kin]

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This is too confusing for me to comprehend.

 

[dick brain]

The same way we all do, by swearing and doing drugs.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

The real answer is that you shouldn't give a shit about it, and if your posts were better then it would speak for itself. But you could also let it continue to get under your skin until someone actually phonebooks you, which would solve the question for good.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Pass the adult test from Leisure Suit Larry.