How would I prove that I'm an adult?

[Bullet Kin]

Hello, I am having troubles with users on Kiwi Farms thinking that I am not old enough to use Kiwi Farms and constantly put me down for this opinion. How would I prove that I'm old? I am already old enough to drink alcohol.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Reply to this poost with your credit card details and I’ll verify it for you

 

[Sludgeholden]

Sounds like a them problem

 

[Gimmick Account]

I am already old enough to drink alcohol.

even babies can do that

 

[OrionBalls]

Send feet pics to Null. He is the wisest among us and can tell your age just from a glance.

 

[Bullet Kin]

Send feet pics to Null. He is the wisest among us and can tell your age just from a glance.

I got this suggestion from when I was new to the site.
Post in thread 'How do I fit in on the karms with other kiwis' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-do-i-fit-in-on-the-karms-with-other-kiwis.229477/post-22630027

even babies can do that

yeah but they can't order alcohol and fireworks with identification and drink while lighting it up now, can they?

 

[Gimmick Account]

yeah but they can't order alcohol and fireworks with identification and drink while lighting it up now, can they?

what about a cool baby

 

[Bullet Kin]

what about a cool baby

Then by your logic, you're implying should allowed here as long as they're cool?

your credit card details

Here's my American Express card.
371449635398431

 

[MadStan]

Old enough to drink...yeah that's a real good way to claim you're old enough. In what country would that be, Somalia?

 

[OrionBalls]

I got this suggestion from when I was new to the site.
Post in thread 'How do I fit in on the karms with other kiwis' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-do-i-fit-in-on-the-karms-with-other-kiwis.229477/post-22630027

Well, why didn't you do it?

 

[Gimmick Account]

Then by your logic, you're implying should allowed here as long as they're cool?

hell yeah
obviously

i don't see how that's relevant to you though

 

[Bullet Kin]

Old enough to drink...yeah that's a real good way to claim you're old enough. In what country would that be Somalia?

I live in a modern, first class country with laws. Not with pirates that steals from the rest of the world.

why didn't you do it?

You're implying you have sent feet pics to staff, have you?

i don't see how that's relevant to you though

Yes because I am NOT a cool baby.

 

[OrionBalls]

You're implying you have sent feet pics to staff, have you?

All the cool kids have. Jeez, you're lame.

 

[Brubby Two]

You're going to have to post your hand so that we can analyze the creases and wrinkles

 

[Bullet Kin]

All the cool kids have. Jeez, you're lame.

kids <-- This is what I am trying to avoid.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I live in a modern, first class country with laws. Not with pirates that steals from the rest of the world.

You're implying you have sent feet pics to staff, have you?


Yes because I am NOT a cool baby.

I've sent feet, scrotum and hand pics to the staff, many times.
Then they told me they were jannies for this site.
Happy coincidence.

 

[Maldemort]

Post bobs and vagene saaaar

 

[Bullet Kin]

You're going to have to post your hand so that we can analyze the creases and wrinkles

I've sent feet, scrotum and hand pics to the staff, many times.
Then they told me they were jannies for this site.
Happy coincidence.

I have posted my hand that one time. Can you judge it?
Post in thread 'EBT Payment Shutdown Thread' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ebt-payment-shutdown-thread.231423/post-22826815

 

[Brubby Two]

EBT phone home

 

[dcss]

I have posted my hand that one time. Can you judge it?

You are brown and 12 years old.