How does Ralph make money? - Is he a drug mule for Colombian criminals?

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Lol calm down. You don't have to come up with nutty theories to explain Ralph. And you don't have to be some super genius to defraud the federal government. Just put some numbers into the correct boxes and forge a signature. They aren't putting anybody on Evan's SSDI case to make sure someone isn't stealing it or whatever. Give me a break.
 
Nest egg/hidden assets.

whatever he makes muling drugs for Hunna and the cartels, is his walkin money. He mostly gets paid in tusci/azul at this point.
 
I can't imagine that a cartel, whose business is the efficient selling and trafficking of drugs, would put forth even a modicum of trust into an addict who is known to a lot of people, lacks the ability to be subtle, and has a propensity to get arrested and beat up on a regular basis. They would have to know if he got pinched he'd squeal (insert pig joke here).
 
He missed as I recall.
Such a shame this occurred before bodycams became prominent. What I would give to watch da Ralphamale's effeminate, drunken swing at the policewoman who was certainly towering over him. The only videos I'd want more are of being forcibly escorted off the plane to Italy and Porchago 1. At least we got a slight taste with Porchago 2, but what happened to him was so much more tame in comparison.
He obviously gets welfare from the government for being a fat retard. If a bunch of trannies can get a paycheck then so can Ralph bish
While welfare and gibs run thick with da Ralphabloodline, the only reason I wouldn't think he's receiving benefits is he's lazy as fuck. Under his own name at least. Ralph receiving welfare/gibs/benefits under Sandra, Ronnie, or Evan makes sense for the sole fact Ralph would have started collecting those with minimal effort. Hell, if Dead Sandra had everything flowing through her PayPal, the only thing Ralph would have to do is not inform the various government entities.

Either way, a long time has passed since the days of:
- Random visits to Porchago or Vegas
- Bland, overpriced tomahawk steaks
- Sports betting
- Gamer chairs
- Maker's Mark
- Expensive purses
- Regular child support payments
 
While welfare and gibs run thick with da Ralphabloodline, the only reason I wouldn't think he's receiving benefits is he's lazy as fuck. Under his own name at least. Ralph receiving welfare/gibs/benefits under Sandra, Ronnie, or Evan makes sense for the sole fact Ralph would have started collecting those with minimal effort. Hell, if Dead Sandra had everything flowing through her PayPal, the only thing Ralph would have to do is not inform the various government entities.

Either way, a long time has passed since the days of:
- Random visits to Porchago or Vegas
- Bland, overpriced tomahawk steaks
- Sports betting
- Gamer chairs
- Maker's Mark
- Expensive purses
- Regular child support payments
He lives in a concrete shack in Mexico, drinks cheap beer, and eats even cheaper sandwiches! He must be pulling from a trust fund and sitting on a million dollar nest egg!

Just look at the pictorial ebidence!
 
you don't have to be some super genius to defraud the federal government
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I can't imagine that a cartel, whose business is the efficient selling and trafficking of drugs, would put forth even a modicum of trust into an addict who is known to a lot of people, lacks the ability to be subtle, and has a propensity to get arrested and beat up on a regular basis. They would have to know if he got pinched he'd squeal (insert pig joke here).
Cartels have what they call Dixie cups they are disposable transporters. They are people they employ who are tasked with delivery of loads that if they are clipped they are considered the cost of doing business. They cannot offer much to turn states evidence. If they succeed then its a win.

Victory either way. This retard fits the profile but hes a huge rat and I dont think that id trust him with a bottle of water let alone any illicit substance or knowledge of an operation.

Plus you need to be able to function under pressure thats not the swines strong suit.
 
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