How does Ralph make money? - Is he a drug mule for Colombian criminals?

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One small caveat here is they’re still married so she’s still carrying that gunt financially
I believe one of Horrid Harry’s first order of business, once Pantsu returned to the USA, was total fraud alert and protection on her SS#. Without it Ralph would still be using Pantsu like dead Sandra.

Sandra’s PayPal has to be on its last legs. It takes awhile for the SS death index to catch up, and they are lax for a few years due to estate and probate matters, but his time has to be running out. I bet he’s pretended to be Sandra’s caretaker and/or bereaved widower on a few occasions to wring a bit more mileage of his dead mom’
 
I am of the belief that he is collecting his dead mothers social security. He is then laundering it through powerchat.
That can’t be. She died in a nursing home and was cremated. Both places are required by law to report it to SSA. But IF they didn’t SSA would automatically withdraw funds so laundering it through PowerChat would be the move but that’s still a huge crime and easy to follow trail.

I guess more autistic people can look to see how his donos and viewers dipped before and after doge purged the dead on the rolls
 
That can’t be. She died in a nursing home and was cremated. Both places are required by law to report it to SSA. But IF they didn’t SSA would automatically withdraw funds so laundering it through PowerChat would be the move but that’s still a huge crime and easy to follow trail.

Were you born yesterday? Do you have any idea how incompetent the government is, including the SSA? This kind of shit falls through the cracks all the time.

This is the most plausible explanation I’ve heard. Without some sort of fraud I do not buy for a second that he’s making a living, even in Mexico, from donos or any other kind of “earnings.”
 
He's done it in text correspondence for sure. There's even a high level of probability he's made a few phone calls, raised his pitch, and claimed to be Sandra.
He doesn't need to. He already has a high pitched voice like a woman. If you got on the phone with him after a minute you'd figure out "yep, this is clearly a senile woman"
 
Let's assume that his income through streaming, as meager as it may be, allows him to live on tortas, xaniberries and the cheapest possible alcohol, and also allows him to afford the power and internet bills in order to keep DA PILLSTREAM going.

Let's also assume he doesn't have any money (and clearly no interest either) to clean up the squalor in which he lives.

Let's also assume he may have some housing arrangement (USD should be enough to get by in Mexico).

We still have:

- Legal fees and potential court costs (can't always be pro se nor litigate in forma pauperis, no court system allows that 100% of the time)
- Tobacky (I'm no smoker, never have been and never will be, but that shit is a money pit).
- Airfare/transportation (even Scarlett wouldn't be that dumb to pay for every expense in having his massive gunt transported).

He might be hood/redneck rich, he might make some chump change here and there through his streams, and he might be in massive debt in the U.S., but all of this must eventually have a limit, and yet he just keeps surviving.

So maybe his uncle or whatever is supporting him?
 
People in this thread are approaching the problem in the wrong way. They are think of Ethan Ralph as a real human being with an independent purpose in life.

He's not a human being, he's a cartoon character. He exists to go from one situation to another, to suffer the consequences as they happen, all while providing amusement to any onlookers.

So asking 'How does Ralph make money?' is like asking 'How does Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin make money?' He gets the money to exist to allow the show to go on and on and on and on and on, long after any novelty as worn off.

Just like The Simpsons or Family Guy.
 
Who the fuck in Ralph's stump of a family tree set him up this trust fund?
I don't know. Maybe a grandparent or uncle. For instance, maybe his mother received this income and he inherited it. So if you want to find out who, figure out who in his family tree was wealthy. Just because a person and his immediate family are poor sacks of shit doesn't mean that there wasn't a grandparent or great grandparent that was more successful. In fact, setting up retards on a fixed income can basically entrap them into financial mediocrity for the same reason welfare does.

If you apply Occum's Razor, this is probably the easiest explanation since every other explanation implies that Ralph is, behind the scenes, either brilliant, a hard worker, or somehow able to outwit the law. This could also explain why he's still married since there may be a clause in whatever trust that a spouse of his would inherit the stream of income. Edit: and we know if there was, Pantu would be retarded to divorce a man who's already got one trotter in the grave.
 
If you apply Occum's Razor, this is probably the easiest explanation since every other explanation implies that Ralph is, behind the scenes, either brilliant, a hard worker, or somehow able to outwit the law. This could also explain why he's still married since there may be a clause in whatever trust that a spouse of his would inherit the stream of income. Edit: and we know if there was, Pantu would be retarded to divorce a man who's already got one trotter in the grave.
Sometimes I'm slightly stunned by some of the stuff I read on here. How in the world do you think any of this is the case? He "outwits the law" by having control of his brother's SSDI, SSI, and whatever other benefits he gets. He probably is/was collecting on Sandra's benefits after she was dead. Pantsu hasn't divorced him most likely because it limits Ralph's visitation rights to basically nil. Nothing about Ralph scrapping along as a poor and stupid alcoholic pill-head implies that Ralph is brilliant or a hard worker.
 
Sometimes I'm slightly stunned by some of the stuff I read on here. How in the world do you think any of this is the case? He "outwits the law" by having control of his brother's SSDI, SSI, and whatever other benefits he gets. He probably is/was collecting on Sandra's benefits after she was dead. Pantsu hasn't divorced him most likely because it limits Ralph's visitation rights to basically nil. Nothing about Ralph scrapping along as a poor and stupid alcoholic pill-head implies that Ralph is brilliant or a hard worker.
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he has a nest egg and hidden assets.

other than that he mules drugs and whores for the cartels from tijuana to merida, and now is a halfway house for Hunter Moore's azul/tusci arrival in messico.
 
Sometimes I'm slightly stunned by some of the stuff I read on here. How in the world do you think any of this is the case? He "outwits the law" by having control of his brother's SSDI, SSI, and whatever other benefits he gets. He probably is/was collecting on Sandra's benefits after she was dead. Pantsu hasn't divorced him most likely because it limits Ralph's visitation rights to basically nil. Nothing about Ralph scrapping along as a poor and stupid alcoholic pill-head implies that Ralph is brilliant or a hard worker.
Learn to read.

Occam's Razor "a scientific and philosophical rule that entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily which is interpreted as requiring that the simplest of competing theories be preferred to the more complex or that explanations of unknown phenomena be sought first in terms of known quantities"

This isn't 4chan where being a spastic retard is an actual argument. Let me paint how retarded you are for everyone to see.
My guess on Ralph's finances: He probably gets periodic payments from a trust fund created by some relative and his wife wants that money if he dies.
Your guess on Ralph's finances:
  1. The US government is too stupid to figure out that his mom died and somehow also lets him siphon off money from his brother.
  2. He's stealing the money that was sent to his mother.
  3. He's somehow stealing SSDI or whatever else the government is giving to his retarded brother. Somehow. He's a master thief that somehow outsmarted the government and figured out how to re-direct funds that would probably be going to an insane asylum or group home to his own pocket.
  4. He's somehow able to never get caught for these sorts of complex fraud crimes that smarter people get busted for every day.
  5. His wife stays married to him so he can have visitation rights for some reason instead of getting a divorce that would benefit her in every way possible since, in your mind, she gains nothing from Ralph's death.
  6. Despite committing all these serious crimes and having an opposing army of enemies who are really good at ratting people out for crimes(instead of just tracking him down and getting rid of him), somehow none of them told the government about the very sort of fraudulent activity that the government genuinely hates.
  7. Ralph somehow is the luckiest criminal alive that never gets caught because of shear luck alone.
You're so obsessed with trying to weave a tapestry of criminality to explain the finances of a retard who's probably just getting weekly or monthly trust fund checks. Do I think that Ralph is immoral enough that he'd have no shame defrauding the government and family members? Yeah. I'm pretty sure he got at least one of his children aborted so obviously he's a subhuman piece of shit. However, he clearly has some degree of legal self-preservation that's kept him out of prison. The government doesn't care if you beat a whore but if you steal from the feds, they get pissed off and come after you.

Edit: half the people on this site are either retarded or think this is 4chan and it derails actual discussion. Yeah, Ralph could be the master thief and fraudster but its always more likely that his finances are ensured by a trust fund or some similar financial mechanism. People don't tend to brag about such income sources as adults since it makes them look like losers who can't make money on their own. This is why Rackets doesn't brag about his income source. Ralph is a piece of shit who deserves the Brazen Bull but making up extravagant excuses as to his finances and earning capabilities just makes him look better and more cunning than he actually is. There's a reason why he initially took a career path that only someone with an 2nd income source would take.
 
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My guess on Ralph's finances: He probably gets periodic payments from a trust fund created by some relative and his wife wants that money if he dies.
This is extremely optimistic. If Ralph had a trust fund we would've all heard about it by now.

I don't know if you're referring to it or not, but I've seen others do so (maybe @sufferhorse), but the clip where Pantsu is asking Ralph where the money went is obviously her making a dig at him because he's broke now, not that there's some nest egg hidden somewhere and she wants to know where it is.

  1. The US government is too stupid to figure out that his mom died and somehow also lets him siphon off money from his brother.
    He's stealing the money that was sent to his mother.
    He's somehow stealing SSDI or whatever else the government is giving to his retarded brother. Somehow. He's a master thief that somehow outsmarted the government and figured out how to re-direct funds that would probably be going to an insane asylum or group home to his own pocket.
The US government fucks up a lot of shit. We learned through Doge and the countless immigrant fraud scandals that the USG uses archaic systems that don't talk to each other and no one is really looking that hard for some forms of fraud. You're free to speculate as to why.
He's somehow able to never get caught for these sorts of complex fraud crimes that smarter people get busted for every day.
Ralph has a type of low-cunning that he could get away with something like this even though someone with a PHD may get caught, which I don't subscribe to anyway because these types of crimes are usually perpetuated by lazy dipshits like Ralph. But Ralph is deep in the internet and discord so he could possibly figure ways to pull something like this off without getting caught.
His wife stays married to him so he can have visitation rights for some reason instead of getting a divorce that would benefit her in every way possible since, in your mind, she gains nothing from Ralph's death.
I don't know the particulars of divorce, child custody or child support in New York but for starters Ralph has been ducking getting served papers in his little Mexican hidey hole. And Harry Morris seems reasonably intelligent and self-controlled enough to play things to Pantsu's ultimate advantage, whatever their end goal may be. My point being there may be possibilities here we're just unaware of.
Despite committing all these serious crimes and having an opposing army of enemies who are really good at ratting people out for crimes(instead of just tracking him down and getting rid of him), somehow none of them told the government about the very sort of fraudulent activity that the government genuinely hates.
You have to know the particulars of a crime in order to drop the dime on him. No one in the government is going to lift a finger based on "uh, he's a really bad guy and I think he's up to some fraud."
Ralph somehow is the luckiest criminal alive that never gets caught because of shear luck alone.
Well he has already done a bid for hitting a female cop, he was arrested a couple more times recently, had his face rearranged in Portugal, got beat up again in Portugal. You may be overestimating the capabilities of law enforcement, depending on the city there's a wide range of crimes you won't get arrested for simply because the jails are full, there's a lack of police funding or lack of enforcement/prosecution due to disparate impact on minorities.

If you live in the US you live in a dystopic, multicultural hellscape. Act accordingly.
 
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