How do i become a glownigger?

[Johnny Salami]

I want to waste taxpayer dollars shitposting on /pol/, /fit/, /a/, and /k/.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Shove glow sticks up your arse & carry a basketball

 

[TheRetardKing]

If you wanna glow in the dark, break into a nuclear power plant and roll yourself into toxic waste. You might even get some super powers.

 

[SIGSEGV]

We're not recruiting right now.

 

[D_Tractor]

1. Keep your record clean especially no psychiatric diagnoses or substance abuse related anything.
2. Go to ivy league or go to normal school on ROTC
3. Military with a job specialty that requires ts/sci clearance
4. shoot your big toe off and get a purple heart
5. get hired by 3 letter agency and glow your heart out, glownigger.

 

[Meat Target]

Follow this makeup routine:

1. Burnt cork foundation
2. Red lipstick
3. Radium finish

 

[neurotardvirgin]

Just convert to Mormonism.

 

[Cats]

Pass The Test. You've probably already failed it without even knowing it, tbh.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Marry one of my cousins.

The current one? Or can I do the black one?

Depends. Do you want to be charged with just a normal crime, or do you want to reach for the stars with the oh so special "Hate Crime"?