How do i become a glownigger?

[Johnny Salami]

I want to waste taxpayer dollars shitposting on /pol/, /fit/, /a/, and /k/.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

The best way is to threaten the life of the president on twitter. Soon after, a secret service agent will visit you and say: "Son I like the cut of your jib. Welcome aboard." And you'll be set for life.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The best way is to threaten the life of the president on twitter.

The current one? Or can I do the black one?

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Follow your dreams

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

I always assumed you already were one

 

[Penis Drager]

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Glow to your heart's content.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

They will pop up on message boards/forums trying to recruit you sometimes, if you talk enough crap about computer security.

Make sure to call them all faggots. I'd sooner work down a coal mine than with any of those traitors.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

paint yourself head to toe in floor paint & eat a shit load of watermelon

 

[Johnny Salami]

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Glow to your heart's content.

I don't want to investigate actual crime. I wanna convince some young Muslim kid to join ISIS, convince a white boy to join AF, and get a ricecel to try and sell Americas secret to China so he can end up in pound town at state.

 

[Penis Drager]

I don't want to investigate actual crime.

Don't be silly. Nobody at any of those agencies actually does that.

 

[Shig O'nella]

You'll be contacted.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

40 years ago a professor would ask you to lunch in the faculty lunchroom.

 

[nsopegasusyou]

You can have my invite.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

you can't join the cia if you have anything on your record, including minor traffic violations, so there's that

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I don't want to investigate actual crime. I wanna convince some young Muslim kid to join ISIS, convince a white boy to join AF, and get a ricecel to try and sell Americas secret to China so he can end up in pound town at state.

Bro Bro Bro slow down.

Once you get inside team Glowy the Chonks will offer to pay you to help them

you can't join the cia if you have anything on your record, including minor traffic violations, so there's that

That isn't **ENTIRELY** True.

If say the CIA thinks you have the skills for spying in Narco-Land and you have some drug issues....

 

[Pillar of Autism]

I'm pretty sure you have to shoot a dog.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

My first impression when seeing this was niggers that can glow in the dark at night because at night nobody can see niggers except maybe their teeth and their eyes.

 

[Moths]

If we wanted you we would have already contacted you

 

[Pimpleking55]

Masturbate on top of the elephants foot in Chernobyl.

edit:mistakes were made

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Wait you aren't one?