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Who are these videos even for

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Braindead normgroids incapable of "analysis" who assume it follows that because it's something they can't do, "analysis" itself has value inherently. I think. That's at least been my observation.
 
So I watched Citizen Vigilante, Uwe Boll’s latest exploitation movie starring Armie Hammer about an American who goes around killing illegal immigrants in Europe as revenge for crime and illegal immigration and, uh, it’s Uwe Boll’s best movie, I guess.

It’s basically The House That Jack Built with hints of Man Eats Dog but directed by Uwe Boll.

It’s…. Uwe Boll out of 10. I can’t give it a number. Based on the description alone, you’re gonna watch it or not, and it’s going to be everything you’re expecting it to be, and it’s just… life, man.
Will be playing this at the Kiwi Farms movie night on Friday if anyone wants to catch it. Will also be a lot of horror movies as well, as the theme is movies banned in germany.
 
Will be playing this at the Kiwi Farms movie night on Friday if anyone wants to catch it. Will also be a lot of horror movies as well, as the theme is movies banned in germany.

Ooh, got to go for The Golden Glove. Peak German cinema. Well, after 1945 anyway.

Might not be the crowd pleaser that Uwe Boll is, depends on the crowd I guess.
 
Demanding that we shouldn't be allowed to watch disturbing, uncut historical footage footage such as cartel or war-related videos. Proudly, Canada outlawed Holocaust skepticism. Thinks Reddit is an edgy right-wing website. 4chan is the scariest website on the internet because organized slut shaming of sex workers and alternative girls. When the fuck did the horror community in YouTube become such pro-censorship faggots? This didn’t even happen with the creepypasta boom on YouTube. If anything creepypasta feels like the last stronghold edgy context. Compared analog horror and SCP.
Who are these videos even for
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Same trannies who call are still going after dragon ball z.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUm4gHQjejUDemanding that we shouldn't be allowed to watch disturbing, uncut historical footage footage such as cartel or war-related videos. Proudly, Canada outlawed Holocaust skepticism. Thinks Reddit is an edgy right-wing website. 4chan is the scariest website on the internet because organized slut shaming of sex workers and alternative girls. When the fuck did the horror community in YouTube become such pro-censorship faggots? This didn’t even happen with the creepypasta boom on YouTube. If anything creepypasta feels like the last stronghold edgy context. Compared analog horror and SCP.
This same kind of people have colonized sections of the extreme metal scene too. They want the aesthetics and trappings of the dark and edgy, but without it actually being dark and edgy because that would inevitably offend someone's delicate liberal sensibilities (especially theirs). There are lists of black metal bands considered "unsafe" that are maintained by redditor types, for instance.
 
This same kind of people have colonized sections of the extreme metal scene too. They want the aesthetics and trappings of the dark and edgy, but without it actually being dark and edgy because that would inevitably offend someone's delicate liberal sensibilities (especially theirs). There are lists of black metal bands considered "unsafe" that are maintained by redditor types, for instance.
I tell people all the time you have to gate-keep your hobby, doesn’t matter if you feel mean or bad
 
The horror literature sphere is also full of liberal weaklings. We can write about someone being gruesomely torn apart but God forbid we use words like retarded or faggot. God forbid we imply there's such a thing as objective good and evil beyond "accept each other." Horror has always been a welcoming social space for the weirdos and the losers but the problem is most weirdos and losers are pussies now so those spaces have become pussified. It's a chicken and egg situation. Are losers more susceptible to liberal messaging, or does being very liberal make you a loser?
 
Horror has always been a welcoming social space for the weirdos and the losers but the problem is most weirdos and losers are pussies now so those spaces have become pussified.
Plenty of people in the horror fandom were pussies back in the day too, but they usually at least aspired to not be. Now, being physically and mentally weak is celebrated, and victimhood is sanctified.
 
Try '79, I seem to recall that Herzog's was a pretty good Nosferatu
yeah it's pretty good, def a nice vampire flick and I wasn't annoyed at comparing it to the silent

caught Scared Shitless (2024) with the lads, it's free on tubi
fun little horror/comedy romp, doesn't overstay it's welcome, recognizes its limits and work well with them
plumber drags his neet germaphobe son along on a job as a monster lurks in the apartment building's plumbing
has a kid in the hall, among other "oh it's that guy", writing is a little on the quirkin' chungarino side at points but it's not too overbearing

really can't speak highly enough that it's a brisk movie clocking in under 80m including the credits
a lot of modern stuff it would have been the exact same movie but twice as long and maybe two extra scene about some bullshit
 
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