🌟 Internet Famous hoe_math / Justin Quirici / Justin Careesi - "HISTORY'S MANLIEST HILARIOUS SEX GENIUS", Makes autistic charts, kicked off the cunt carousel, Chubby Chaser, "discriminated" against for being a white male, wants the Bible to be rewritten, COVID RUINED HIS DREAM JOB!

[Inside your walls]

>Bald
>Each day he's getting closer to completely going full schizo
Yep, I know where this is going


Or given that he's a complete grifter and bald, he'll just start
doing IRL cosplay of Patches

 

[Nameless One]

Baldfaggots stay losing. Women and men who won't die alone can't stop winning. Yep. It's a great Friday.

 

[Anubis]

The man acts like a baby, draws like a baby, it seems only reasonable that nature kept the ball rolling and gave him the head of a newborn baby to be consistent throughout.

 

[AMHOLIO]

When asked, he talks a bit about getting into esoteric spiritual stuff recently. Mentions being a Thelema cult (Crowley stuff) for two years and is clearly a bit put off when no one asks him to elaborate.

had sex with 120 "people" (not "women" but "people"??)

To be fair, Crowley was into butt stuff so it might come with the territory.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Never knew this guy had a thread. Interesting to see his stuff about working out and stuff was actually true.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It is no wonder why he is single. He gives that look, like he'd wear your skin.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Just when I thought every lead had gone cold. Congrats to the thread regulars for finally finding this guy

 

[3n&$SFGDWYme]

Dude's a shit comic and went viral by being some tik tok character? Dude can parlay this as a point in his resume.
This guy cannot be currently employed. He has crazy people eyes. Probably start working barstool or some shit.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

lmao this nigga bald

 

[niggercattle]

>online dating coach
>

A truly iconic duo.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The hoe_math face reveal phonebooking still seems relatively contained on clearnet.



Spooky_Hoe_Math seemingly deserves credit for discovering/leaking the YT clips with voicematches between hoe_math and Justin Careesi. Their spamming of his pics to anyone who mentions @ hoe_math on X also contributed some as yet undiscovered pics to the thread.

It doesn't seem at present though that they have much left to reveal. They are mostly spamming the same bald pics and his IRL ID to anyone mentioning hoe_math on the platform, including randos.


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Spooky_Hoe_Math: The hypocrisy stinks

Here, the phonebook leaker reveals that hoe_math blocked them "long ago". Given the Spooky alog account was created in July 2025 with the first post on July 9th, 2025 related to Justin's bald mug, his main alog is a spurned follower using a sock account.

The reply tree also mentions Pearl's interview specifically glazing hoe_math's anonymity post-phonebooking. And Spooky implies that Pearl or someone else reported his alog sock account as an impersonator.

The reference to the Pearl interview on July 10th and the anonymity discussions within likely means that there's cross-pollination between clearnet users lurking & reading KF and KF users posting clearnet info on the threads. I had specifically clipped out Pearl & hoe_math discussing his anonymity after the fact just days ago in the thread.


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This female Christian ER doctor is one of the other low-follower accounts I've come across at least talking about the phonebooking. She's the one that mentioned Pearl pretending hoe_math was still anonymous on Thurs.

Interesting to get a profile of some of hoe_math's critics. Not necessarily who you would expect. This a Christian female ER doc skeptical of RFK Jr.'s health claims, anti-abortion, anti-pitbull, non-believer in carnivore diets/seed oil hysteria, anti-feminist, believer in strict biblical definitions of marriage & divorce, etc.


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There was a deleted phonebooking thread in the tiny r/Hoe_Math subreddit 2 days ago.


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The Reddit thread includes a Oct 2020 YT comedy appearance, an alternative resume and the zen99 coverphoto for a 2015 promotional interview about 1099 tax filings as a Lyft driver that has since been scrubbed (audio link is dead, leads to the Intuit tax software homepage).

22:18

YT Link Justin Careesi Zoom Comeday on Okay, So Like Zoom YT comedy show - Oct 16th 2020

Spoiler: Synopsis

- Careesi "cleanses the space" with an Asian ringing gold bowl after fellow open mic'er Ariana's set

0:28

- admits having an ant problem in his apt
- "If I dress normal, it's not less creepy", like "putting a sweater on a crocodile".
- "I'm a pretty messed up guy"
- "Hard if you go to find yourself & discover you are a psycho"
- owns a lot of swords

0:50

- gives a "machete lesson" - "punch forward, roll across your wrist"
- does Zoom crowdwork with a teacher and a furry in the online space
- on pandemic dating - "trying people out, not looking for anything serious"
- "DAE notice it's getting kinky out there?"
- did BDSM stuff with a girl recently, she wanted to be tied up but said "No bathroom stuff, don't piss on me"
- claims to be meeting lots of girls during the pandemic that want to be tied down, beat up on 1st date
- Justin finds the requests "confusing" and "not healthy", but "I also love beating women" - joke bombs
- "I realize I [can come off] as a little murder-y"
- he's new to comedy, used to write a lot of suicide jokes
- his closing joke is about liking comedy because it has a retirement plan - owning shotguns
- talks about the first time he did the joke live, a woman confronted him after the show that she had a friend who tried to an hero with a shotgun, blew his face off but lived, had to live off his years like that. Justin - He would've doubled down on the shotgun.

Set wraps up

Zoom host starts asking him Qs to fill out his time

Host: Justin, how are you right now?
Careesi: "Not good." Talks about diet being in order, losing weight but it fluctuates. Spends groups of days doing nothing but doomscrolling.
Careesi: Key to health is Vit D (5k IU/day), going outside
- he's currently hooking up with someone, going really well "for once"

Host: Do you have dating advice?
Careesi: "Give up" "Everyone is garbage inside"
- read the bible
- "Find someone you can fuck for a few months without killing them"
- don't get married, give up. "Everyone is awful including you".

Female Host: Talks about liking his advice, often hears that women shouldn't settle
Careesi: "You should settle"

Male Host: If everyone is garbage, who was the last good person?
Careesi: "Jimmy Carter", "too old to fuck"
- "He gave up his fucking peanut farm to be Prez", "a good guy"

Hosts make some references to Obama, how Republicans think that Dems think Barack was infallible, they seem to imply he's not, just on their team.

Careesi - "You have to climb a statue of the demon to be closer to God"

Host: Favorite dog breed?
Careesi - Hates all dogs equally
- "If all dogs disappeared tomorrow, I would not notice"
- "Dogs are very rapey", do not respect personal space
- Doesn't like being touched by anyone, annoyed that dogs are like children that never grow up
- Hates saliva, hates his own spit
- If he was forced to have a pet, he'd go with cat or ferret

Careesi - Would prefer to be a piece of metal in space rather than be human and sentient
- Doesn't want to have "urges", like being horny, hungry, getting fat

Careesi - Trying to get good with God before the end times
- Family was moderately religious (commentary: makes sense with Italian Quirici surname)
- They wanted him to attend Catholic school, he said no, they didn't push back
- Raised in religion, then had a long period of atheism
- Still doesn't consider himself a Christian, but now is returning and appreciating to the wisdom and certain tenets of the Christian ideology
- got into "witchcraft", an Aleister Crowley Thelemic cult for 2 years, did the whole robes, rituals, candles & dark rooms thing
- encourages audience to read about Aleister Crowly, Golden Dawn, Thelema to learn all about "the cult I was in".

Time now up, female host asks outro prepared Would You Rather? questions

- Question is about preferring to live with Jack Torrance (The Shining) at the winter hotel or go to the prom from Carrie with the blood rituals, etc.
- Gets confused because the host doesn't specifically mention The Shining title
- Careesi has seen The Shining, hasn't seen Carrie
- He opts to go live with Jack Nicholson in the haunted hotel because he's confident he can kick Jack's ass

Similar to his discovered Twitter, Careesi's Zoom comedy act includes talking about liking swords and giving a live "machete lesson" in Oct 2020 to teach the audience how to "punch forward, roll across your wrist" towards your enemy's neck because he anticipated social unrest with Biden's upcoming Nov 2020 election.

The background of his apartment showed Eastern-themed images on his walls, a computer chair and some black bags presumably full of edged weapons. He pans the camera down and to his right during the machete demo, but I didn't see any screenshots worth clipping.


A screenshot from the Reddit thread of a more concise, alternate resumé.

The Reddit also mentioned the 2015 zen99 interview for independent contractor advice when he drove for Lyft previously posted by @CoolFool . I did a little digging around to see if I could find the audio, but came to nothing but dead ends. Seems like the whole zen99 tax branding from a decade ago is completely wiped other than an old Twitter and FB.


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[A Parroting Puppet]

Wow, the casting for Quan Chi has surely declined if they had to resort to Michael Berryman's deformed autistic son!

 

[Quirkel]

I’ve been lurking here. Not sure what it is about HM that made me so invested in him/his backstory. Long story short I got into the space he occupies after dating someone who followed that type of content online. Anyway I was always very intrigued to know his real identity, sort of from a diagnostic standpoint of what makes someone the way they are. Perhaps the medical side of me wants to understand or reason with people who seem troubled, idk. While I would never try to dox or hurt someone by finding out their personal info, the thought did cross my mind of wanting to know who he was, or as I said on X “the man behind the curtain.” Purely curiosity, but I didn’t have really any info to go off of.

I first saw spooky HM’s posts around noon on Wednesday. I believe X was the first place he started doxxing, and as far as I know he is the origin of all of this. I don’t know spooky HM’s identity or how he connected the Justin Careesi comedian/alternate X account with HM. After a bit of experience with facial recognition technology, a single leaked pic was all it took for me to work backwards to the Justin Quirici identity online, and from there it was easy to deduce that “Careesi” was a fake last name (phonetic spelling) for anonymity reasons. I shared this with spooky HM. I’ve been lurking on KF a bit since, mainly to satisfy my curiosity since no one seems to have caught on over at X.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Quan Chi

His tard son, Quan Pee

While I would never try to dox or hurt someone by finding out their personal info, the thought did cross my mind of wanting to know who he was, or as I said on X “the man behind the curtain.” Purely curiosity, but I didn’t have really any info to go off of.

Truth is I hope no harm comes to hoe_math physically, but sadly he set himself up for mental harm by his own choices. From aggressively attacking general calmer right wingers, to choosing to embrace online fame, to going "My backstory was cool but you guys totally can't see it, sorry, but it was super cool", to not getting help for his mental health, to his own lying by omission and shame. This would have been a hard sell no matter what he did, but being open about failing to land comedy gigs, taking some blame for his own actions, not shitting on people and baiting fights while having an internet addiction episode, and being more humble and open in general woul have softened the blow. Really, all he needed to do was stop humble bragging and picking fights, that would have saved a lot of his ego (sadly he is too thin skinned to ever not do that). Point is, Hoe_Math doesn't deserve to have his life ruined, just a bit of humbleness and a reality check.

But yeah, I was super fascinated on what his particular dream job was and what his actual escapades were too. Being hard right on some things... then hopping straight into tarot and astrology? Fluctuating between genuine anxiety at IRL people and flipping the fuck out at others online? Kneejerk chimping at women? He was a total chad, now he refuses to show his face or his gains? It's just fascinating what he put out and how he acts. Having a traceable timeline is easier now.

To put this out there, Justin is not fat but I would still not have sex with him.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

This seems like an incident of friendly fire…

 

[cool4thcat]

i'm a forever lurker so sorry if i cock this up but i found his standup bit on youtube and wanted to share it before it gets taken down. it starts at 18:36
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HX65kNI7_4warchive
there is also a possible confirmation of his lyft career but it leads to a dead link https://x.com/zen99/status/566315945262477312
also proof of fat on page 26 of his high school -> yearbook

Holy shit I thought my 4 years of lurking were bad, 12 years and this is what you got to post about?

 

[Temu Glock Switch]

I can't tell if he's bald or if he's shaving his head. He might be shaving it to make it easier to apply makeup for what appears to be some sort of Mad Max Warboy cosplay.

 

[BrainSand63]

Millennial “comedians” are always the most insufferable, depressing people on social media. And they’re never actually funny.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

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Spooky_Hoe_Math: I believe he has a quite liberal coded job, journalism or something.
Spooky_Hoe_Math: I do not want him to lose his job...
Spooky_Hoe_Math: I just wanted people to know that the racist [sic] mysognist is an insecure liberal comedian in real life.

No disrespect to our valiant phonebooking hero Spooky, but it doesn't appear as though our champion is well informed on hoe_math lore, has read the entire thread, is an obsessed fan or has even reviewed most of the spoils of their own phonebooking.

Unless something new is revealed, it's fairly common knowledge that hoe_math hasn't held normie employment for a good 5+ years. The fledgling comedian revelation as the "COVID killed my dream job" answer also was a surprise to me. I had assumed that he had finally attained some higher status corpo job that finally fit his MO. Most of the stuff on his discovered resumes seems like ancient history prior to 2019.

The review of the Justin Careesi Twitter didn't reveal any signs of normie or even gig work employment after Oct 2019. I believe I came across a tweet from this era where he replied to someone saying he was living off savings trying out as a SF comedian and had a few years in reserve (edit: did a few keyword searches, but couldn't find it again on X).

It's also nice that Spooky is a phonebooker-with-a-heart-of-gold, wanting the world to know the truth, but would like hoe_math to remain employed at his fake wagie job that he doesn't have.



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Kind of interesting that Spooky uses being a closet "liberal comedian" as a cudgel, but describes their motivation as wanting to expose him for being a "racist misogynist". So no 100% clear political alignment.

Spooky implies yesterday that hoe_math is taking a break from X due to the phonebooking. This is partially true. hoe_math's direct timeline posts have slowed down, but have not stopped completely. He didn't post anything at all to his timeline on Sat, July 12th, which is unusual for him, given he has described having hundreds of prewritten genius tweets all pent up in reserve.

hoe_math did reply to someone's @ about an unrelated matter 7 hours ago. He for the most part has been continuing on with spergy wall-of-text rageposts for the first days of the leak, hasn't acknowledged it directly and seems to be taking the weekend off.

I also came across a few days ago people on X asking whether a recent hoe_math X "crashout" was related to the leak. I never found any evidence of said crashout on his timeline nor had anyone clipped any screenshots. I suspect it was probably some of his more normie viewers or randos simply curious checking out his Twitter feed for the first time and seeing him scream into the void about demonic liberals, women and the fall of Western Civ as per his usual MO.

I also checked out the comments on the last videos, community posts on his channel. He hasn't posted a main channel vid in two weeks, his last live was June 24th. I could find no alogs posting comments on his YT channel at all.

Similar to the Pearl crossover. There were a few initial comments about the leak with his real ID, but 95% of commenters were blissfully unaware.



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One of the only other places I've found any phonebook discussion was a few days ago on r/IncelTears. It was posted by the same user u/New_Astronaut1198 that made the deleted phonebook thread in the r/HoeMath subreddit and appears to be a burner account made specifically for the leak.


I know "incel" is another slur that's been eroded to the point of losing all meaning. But a lot of his critics don't seem to know his lore very well (or don't believe his own three digit self-reports).

This is the age of "narrowcasting" (as opposed to broadcasting): people tune into a face for a specific viewpoint and in turn, that face hole can only ever spout one thing, nearly all faces are pointless to listen to.

The fact that his face and ID reveal isn’t blowing up is telling me that this narrowcasting is at play- that he doesn’t actually matter at all and only people who are predisposed to his points of view (miserable, angry men) are the ones seeing his content, with some leakage occurring when someone shares his content outside of the incel echo chamber. He is nobody and always will be nobody.

Very prescient insight with the second comment. hoe_math worked so hard to stay anonymous for two years (though his powerleveling constantly seemed to suggest a subconscious desire to be caught or perhaps finally receive personal recognition/adulation). Now his leak is out and no one really cares, despite a 700k sub YT channel and lots of mutuals in the RedPill and culture war spaces.




Speaks for itself.



Some pop psychoanalysis, but a working theory at times on KF as well.

A good time to post some deets about Justin's mother that I came across a month ago but was too lazy to post.


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My relationship with my mother is less than worthless to me because she refusess to grow out of ego-centered thinking. She has repeatedly caused me serious problems because "mommy knows what's good for baby."
Even when her actions lead to precisely the problems I told her they would, she just breaks eye contact and starts writing a story about how she's the victim and she's just trying to love everyone. Absolute refusal to listen to even one word of disagreement with her feelings. Atrocious!

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I removed her from any place of power in my life in 2013, but after the covid lockdowns, I had to move back home for 2 years. It ruined everything, I could not pay for anything anymore. So now I have a fresh 2-year stretch of memories of her behavior in my mind

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Yup, this is a VERY common mother archetype. But no one knows it because "don't describe women accurately or you're evil"

There are a couple of newer threads on r/HoeMath that stayed up talking about the leak, but not really any new info.



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On second thought, this might've been where I came across people talking about a "crashout". In hindsight, I don't think it's any new Twitter sperging over the face reveal, but people simply referring to his "I'm 40 & ugly now and it's over for me" X post that went viral and was wildly mocked about a month ago.


Another thread in his subreddit


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The last Reddit thread had a link to another Zoom Okay, Like So comedy show on YT from Dec 18th, 2020 that I hadn't come across before (the one I reviewed yesterday was from Oct 2020)

A green room audio snippet where Justin talks out of context about his baldness

 

[74164978231]

Some pop psychoanalysis, but a working theory at times on KF as well.

Abused by his mother and the evils of misogyny are behind it all.

God you cant hate liberals enough.