Help me name my new cat.

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Did you name your cat yet? btw, the objectively best name is, as follows:
His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty,
By the Grace of God Emperor of Austria,
King of Hungary and Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria;
King of Jerusalem, etc.;
Archduke of Austria;
Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow;
Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukovina;
Grand Prince of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia;
Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa and Zara;
Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca;
Prince of Trento and Brixen;
Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria;
Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc.;
Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and on the Windic March;
Grand Voivode of the Voivodeship of Serbia
etc., etc.
Steve

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Magical Star Buddy
Frank Hassle
Boogie1488
Tooter
Ethan
Gunty Dumpty
Woogie
Thumby
Harvey Purrstein

 

[Gorgar]

Did you name your cat yet? btw, the objectively best name is, as follows:
His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty,
By the Grace of God Emperor of Austria,
King of Hungary and Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria;
King of Jerusalem, etc.;
Archduke of Austria;
Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow;
Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukovina;
Grand Prince of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia;
Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa and Zara;
Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca;
Prince of Trento and Brixen;
Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria;
Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc.;
Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and on the Windic March;
Grand Voivode of the Voivodeship of Serbia
etc., etc.
Steve

I’ll give it until tomorrow and put a poll with the best answers.
The best one will be its name.

 

[Gorgar]

THE POLL IS OPEN VOTE FOR WHAT YOU WANT TO NAME MY CAT.

 

[Gorgar]

Did you name your cat yet? btw, the objectively best name is, as follows:
His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty,
By the Grace of God Emperor of Austria,
King of Hungary and Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria;
King of Jerusalem, etc.;
Archduke of Austria;
Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow;
Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukovina;
Grand Prince of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia;
Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa and Zara;
Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca;
Prince of Trento and Brixen;
Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria;
Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc.;
Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and on the Windic March;
Grand Voivode of the Voivodeship of Serbia
etc., etc.
Steve

Write it in Welsh with no spaces.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

How about Snuffels the Destroyer ^^ ?

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Antifur

 

[dodain]

Whiskerlifa

 

[Doctor Placebo]

White Niggerman.

 

[Monolith]

Robert'); DROP TABLE Animals;--

 

[Lurker]

@CatParty

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Kiwi because two syllable names are best for cats (and dogs).

 

[Spl00gies]

Coon you say?
Porch Monkey.

 

[soy_king]

Faggatron, Destroyer of Rectums

 

[Bec]

idea:

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Abdul Miaowhazred

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I named two cats long unwieldy names once. That's how I ended up with Mr. Cat and Mrs. Cat

 

[Gorgar]

Well the people have spoken, I would like to introduce to you all CatParty. They finally got their dream of becoming an actual cat.

 

[SofondaCox]

You'll always be Trent to me, CatParty!

 

[walkingstickman]

Juden :^)