Help me name my new cat.

[Gorgar]

He is a gray Maine Coon, he loves licking my ears as well as scratching me. However, the entire time I’ve been calling him Him. Does anyone have any good suggestions?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

nigger

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You need to dox him so we can help with this important task.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Niggerman

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Call him Lou-lou

 

[Not Really Here]

Nigger, he already has a name. Address your new master as "Master" or "Mr. Cat" until such time as he deigns to tell you his name.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Faggot.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

give your cat a hug

 

[SIGSEGV]

N

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Penis

 

[Gorgar]

give your cat a hug

Done.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Fuck

 

[Xolanite]

Billie.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Spittles

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Tony

 

[Distant Stare]

Adolf

 

[Hellion]

As the vet above describes, names that end in higher pitched sounds will attract cats' attention more. But you'll get a similar response if you call Him any name in a falsetto voice lol.

What kind of names do you like or dislike generally? I'd probably start with a list of common names, rate them, and see if a pattern or preference emerges. I'm not suggesting you pick a name from the list, but if you find you consistently hate names like 'Midnight', or 'Apollo', and love names like 'Simon' or 'Colin', you'll get an idea for the kind of name you want.

Spoiler: List

Billie.

That reminds me of the YT channel BilliSpeaks. It cracks me up every time Billi uses the buttons to just say, 'Mad. Mad. Mad'. Could be a fun thing to try and teach your kitten, @Gorgar.

 

[Hamsteroid]

nigger

Always stay true to the classics

Niggerman

H. P. Lovecraft did nothing wrong

 

[Kacho]

Snot Badman.

 

[Mimic]

Meowcho Man Nyandy Savage