Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Kind of reminds me when it was revealed Loona was bi, even though she showed no interest towards female beforehand. And Millie was the straight one, even though she wanted to know what sex with Verosika was like.

I'm pretty sure the only reason she made Pentious bi was to weasel her way out of that scene in S1E6 being officially rape when he's dragged off to the sex room by the two guys.
And I'll never get over her making the tranny imp a "lesbian" (though, I can't say it's not realistic, considering how many troons are just straight guys who want to perv on chicks).

 

[InJailOutSoon]

And I'll never get over her making the tranny imp a "lesbian" (though, I can't say it's not realistic, considering how many troons are just straight guys who want to perv on chicks).

That was Morgana because Sally Mae is their self-insert.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It's also fairly safe to assume that there were no plans for Sera to be in a relationship at any point, so no plans needed to be changed to accommodate the pride merch.


And also his existence confirms Jesus's existence and that he was someone of Heavenly importance, though I suppose it doesn't technically confirm whether the Christian or Muslim interpretation is correct (I think; I can't remember whether Muslims claim the apostles misinterpreted Jesus who was totally preaching the exact same thing as Muhammed or whether it was later Christians who messed it up and the apostles were all good Muslims).

Muslims (usually) blame St. Paul for Christians worshiping Jesus. If you read the Quran, before Allah decides to bring Jesus to Heaven and accidentally start the world's largest false religion by tricking everyone in to thinking that Jesus was crucified when the Quran says he wasn't, Allah promises to make Jesus' followers uppermost.

Of course, when early Muslims didn't have much access to much of the Christian world or scriptures, they basically assumed they were dealing with some rogue heretics who thought Jesus was God, and that this wasn't in fact the whole shtick of Christianity. Even in older Islamic commentaries, some commentators specified that Jesus' followers being made uppermost obviously would refer to the disciples, and especially guy's like St. Peter & St. Paul.

Then as time goes on, Muslims realize that this can't be the case, because all these people that Allah made uppermost are committing shirk, the only unpardonable sin in Islam. So the theory goes, that it must be St. Paul who corrupted Christianity, because his letters are very explicit about Christ's divinity, and he wasn't a part of the original 12 disciples, but he's still early enough to start the change early.

I think this doesn't really work if you take the Quran seriously when Allah says he made Jesus' followers uppermost, because that means either the Trinitarian Christians are correct, and Muslims should therefore apostatize and join them, or Allah made Jesus' followers the top of the totem pole, only for some random Jew to come along and personally undo it, within a couple of years, making Allah incredibly impotent.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Muslims (usually) blame St. Paul for Christians worshiping Jesus

Coincidentally, libshits like to blame St Paul for the continued prohibition against homosexuality and crossdressing. Arguing that if it weren't for him, it would have died with the Old Testament, and the early Christians would have been A-OK with fudge packing otherwise.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Real quick, can we talk about how silly it is to call this "The Hellaverse" when it's only two shows that are never airing at the same time?

 

[Sonya-chan]

Because it's that month, we got our Pride poster for Helluva Boss.
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I will say this is one of the better posters of these since it's not an overcrowded vomit-inducing mess that contains random nobodies that nobody would care about.

How many pride merchs are they going to make? Are there really people who would buy the 27th standee or posters of the same characters in the same pride flags colored theme on them? And not getting tired of it?

 

[FK009]

How many pride merchs are they going to make? Are there really people who would buy the 27th standee or posters of the same characters in the same pride flags colored theme on them? And not getting tired of it?

You forget how narcissistic the lgbtqAARPNAACP can be. if it makes them feel hecken validated and seen, they will spend the money on it. And let’s not mention the shippers.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

So apparently Emily was going to be pansexual? maybe?

My thoughts?

Okay? Whatever? I don't really care?

Like most of these characters' sexaulities are probably not going to even be brought up in the show, so it kind of comes off as corporate pandering funnily enough.

And I guess Viv was right about being afraid of people disliking her characters being revealed to be straight, because I see many people being upset with Adam and Abel. Oh no. Now there's a total of...three straight characters. Whatever shall we do?

They do know that they can still ship them with whoever, right? That hasn't stopped fanartists before.

 

[TexasRanger]

So apparently Emily was going to be pansexual? maybe?
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My thoughts?

Okay? Whatever? I don't really care?

Like most of these characters' sexaulities are probably not going to even be brought up in the show, so it kind of comes off as corporate pandering funnily enough.

And I guess Viv was right about being afraid of people disliking her characters being revealed to be straight, because I see many people being upset with Adam and Abel. Oh no. Now there's a total of...three straight characters. Whatever shall we do?

They do know that they can still ship them with whoever, right? That hasn't stopped fanartists before.

Let's count the comfirmed? str8s (feel free to correct me)

1. Abel
2. His Dad
3. Niffty

My educated guess:

4. St.Peter (because of possible backlash from Catholics)

My hope: 5. Lute (plus not an ally)
6. God


Terrible! It's basically a concentration camp for gays, drowning in heteronormativity.
Btw-a huge chunk of women claiming to be "bi" have NEVER had sex with another woman. It's just signalling being "tolerant" or whatever.

 

[Gondolindrim]

So apparently Emily was going to be pansexual? maybe?
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My thoughts?

Okay? Whatever? I don't really care?

Like most of these characters' sexaulities are probably not going to even be brought up in the show, so it kind of comes off as corporate pandering funnily enough.

And I guess Viv was right about being afraid of people disliking her characters being revealed to be straight, because I see many people being upset with Adam and Abel. Oh no. Now there's a total of...three straight characters. Whatever shall we do?

They do know that they can still ship them with whoever, right? That hasn't stopped fanartists before.

When everyone is everything but hetero, it stops meaning anything.

 

[Stumbling9]

Hazbin hotel if it was a shonen series:



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[The tired cat]

You forget how narcissistic the lgbtqAARPNAACP can be. if it makes them feel hecken validated and seen, they will spend the money on it. And let’s not mention the shippers.

Eh, I dunno. They seem to have lots of Pride merch leftover from like last year and even a year or two before. So, even with the "heckin validation", it doesnt seem this stuff is selling all that great.

 

[FK009]

Hot take:

Eh, I dunno. They seem to have lots of Pride merch leftover from like last year and even a year or two before. So, even with the "heckin validation", it doesnt seem this stuff is selling all that great.

left over doesn’t necessarily mean failure though. Granted, none of us have access to sales data, so I can’t say it for sure, but if they keep pumping this out, I have to assume enough people are buying it to warrant them releasing the variants of their merch every year. (Or they’re really indulgent with their budget each year.)

 

[The tired cat]

Hot take:

left over doesn’t necessarily mean failure though. Granted, none of us have access to sales data, so I can’t say it for sure, but if they keep pumping this out, I have to assume enough people are buying it to warrant them releasing the variants of their merch every year. (Or they’re really indulgent with their budget each year.)

I mean, Id get having left overs from say the previous year, but from a year before? And a year before that? I dunno, just seems it aint selling as hot, specially the limited edition stuff.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Hazbin hotel if it was a shonen series:

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Alastor has more aura here than at any moment throughout the actual series

Also, DAMN Charlie has some crazy wide hips (I guess it's to be expected since she's replacing Takako Uro in this scenario)

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Alastor has more aura here than at any moment throughout the actual series

Ah, I remember when I was a bright eyed, bushy tailed fan back in 2019-2020. I was like “Wow, Alastor is so powerful!” Nowadays I guess he could probably beat Homelander at least.

 

[Sonya-chan]

And I guess Viv was right about being afraid of people disliking her characters being revealed to be straight, because I see many people being upset with Adam and Abel. Oh no. Now there's a total of...three straight characters. Whatever shall we do?

And that's funny because the "over population" in hell was never a problem if every one is some kind of gay. There are probably way less humans on Earth because of it.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

Hot take:

left over doesn’t necessarily mean failure though. Granted, none of us have access to sales data, so I can’t say it for sure, but if they keep pumping this out, I have to assume enough people are buying it to warrant them releasing the variants of their merch every year. (Or they’re really indulgent with their budget each year.)

They're also limiting characters as they know which ones are the bigger sells. Some characters have clothing, pins, standees, stickers, etc., while others only got one sticker.

 

[Nonga Tork]

They're also limiting characters as they know which ones are the bigger sells. Some characters have clothing, pins, standees, stickers, etc., while others only got one sticker.

I do find it hilarious that despite being a pretty popular character, Lute is on like no merch, pride related or otherwise.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

I do find it hilarious that despite being a pretty popular character, Lute is on like no merch, pride related or otherwise.

They learned from season 1 that Adam was a fan-favorite and that they should have made merch for him. Maybe they'll learn that with Lute and she'll get her merch when season 3 comes out.