Have you ever accidentally reached inside while wiping?

what the hell do you mean reach inside?
reach inside what? the fucking toilet?
why would I grab a log out of the toilet after wiping my ass?

I do that before I wipe my ass
no reason to get wet tissue all over my hands
that sounds gross
 
Not sure if this counts but one time I had an injury that got me prescribed vicodin. The vicodin made me so constipated I eventually was on the pot trying to shit and I had a dry turd probably the size of a small grapefruit that I just couldn't pass. My options were to go the hospital so they could work it out for me or I do it myself. I don't like going to the Dr so I only had one option, really.
 
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