Have you ever accidentally reached inside while wiping?

[Maskull]

Asking for a friend.

 

[Table Country]

Accidentally?

 

[Maskull]

Accidentally?

Yes. Accidentally. Don’t you dare start accusing.

 

[Jyuu]

Once. I regret it always. The shame consumes my existence.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

How deep inside? Like a quick finger touch on the brown eye because the TP ripped or you shoved multiple fingers in there to fit a sharpie pen?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Yes. But it wasn't my ass.

 

[Maskull]

How deep inside? Like a quick finger touch on the brown eye because the TP ripped or you shoved multiple fingers in there to fit a sharpie pen?

You know. All the way in.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

You know. All the way in.

gay

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

No, that's gay and unhygienic.

 

[Muttley]

what the hell do you mean reach inside?
reach inside what? the fucking toilet?
why would I grab a log out of the toilet after wiping my ass?

I do that before I wipe my ass
no reason to get wet tissue all over my hands
that sounds gross

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Wiping?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Never, because I always shove the paper up my ass for maximum cleaning potential

 

[KittyGremlin]

Wiping?

hello? tech support?

 

[topsykrets]

No, or at least I don't think so. But I did once heard a story about a dude who tried scraping the poo out using a bottlecap and got it stuck inside.

 

[PFM]

Not sure if this counts but one time I had an injury that got me prescribed vicodin. The vicodin made me so constipated I eventually was on the pot trying to shit and I had a dry turd probably the size of a small grapefruit that I just couldn't pass. My options were to go the hospital so they could work it out for me or I do it myself. I don't like going to the Dr so I only had one option, really.

 

[The Luigi Player]

how can you tell when you reached too far deep inside the anus rectum

other than bleed marks and OW THIS SHIT HURTS WHEN I WIPE

 

[Cats]

I scootch my butt across the carpet to wipe, like an animal

 

[winterfag]

no I only wipe the outer buttcheek

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

No but I had to do it once for an old woman.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Once I had a "traffic jam" and I had to reach in and "unlock the car doors" if you know what I mean.