💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

[Abeni Kato]

"This faggot is one of us?! And he openly supports all our terrorist groups? Fuck...alright boys, time to pack it in. Knock off the terrorist shit and marrying little girls. Ladies, take those ridiculous garbage bags off. We're all Christians now. Go find your nearest Christian preacher and beg for absolution."

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meme magic heard you and convinced Turkey to lose 1-0 vs Paraguay that played entire 2nd half with 1 less player

 

[Morridowfag]

Hasan's excuse for his suits is so fucking funny.
He basically flat out admitted he wears the suits so conservatives take him seriously.
They don't. It's like seeing a small boy wear his dad's work suit except not charming or sweet at all.
And that's not even mentioning his Chairman Mao cosplay, the fucking larping faggot.

Seeing Hasan wear a suit just makes me think of Soygon and wonder how long until he calls me a white nigger.

 

[The Dude]

Seeing Hasan wear a suit just makes me think of Soygon and wonder how long until he calls me a white nigger.

Hasan in a suit looks like a surly teenager being forced to wear a suit for the first time ever because his parents dragged him to some important function, like a niece's wedding. He looks awkward, uncomfortable, slouching down in his chair sulking because he'd rather be home playing video games or out hanging out with his friends. He does not carry himself like a grown-ass man wearing a suit should.

 

[Heckler1]

Hasan reminds me of a bratty kid who throws temper tantrums whenever you tell him "no".

 

[Incecticyder]

Cuba doesn't want to be associated with Hasan:
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If only we knew of this life-hack earlier.

Next Hasan will tour the middle east and single handedly end Islam.

He would never go there. He is a cowardly white liberal masquerading as a masculine brown rebel the same way a child puts on a sheet and goes "Look mum! I am a ghost!".

Hasan's excuse for his suits is so fucking funny.
He basically flat out admitted he wears the suits so conservatives take him seriously.
They don't. It's like seeing a small boy wear his dad's work suit except not charming or sweet at all.
And that's not even mentioning his Chairman Mao cosplay, the fucking larping faggot.

The fact that a pretty woman called him out on his clothes and that became a core memory will never not be funny. He has the look of someone who recently lost a limb. One minor criticism did more damage to his soul than Asmon does in a week.

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God has a great sense of humor.

Hasan in a suit looks like a surly teenager being forced to wear a suit for the first time ever because his parents dragged him to some important function, like a niece's wedding. He looks awkward, uncomfortable, slouching down in his chair sulking because he'd rather be home playing video games or out hanging out with his friends. He does not carry himself like a grown-ass man wearing a suit should.

What Hasan wants is worship. Any situation where he isn't the center of worship makes him uncomfortable. That is why he wore the Mao suit and why he broke down in China. Unfortunately for him, the tide has turned and trying to draw attention to himself leads to the opposite result from what he wants.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Anyone else notice how bad Hasan wants to be friends with Mamdani? He's been trying so hard to insert himself into that group and Mamdani realizes how politically suicidal it would be to let the roach work its way into his sphere. Like when he flew across the country just to be there for the victory. Seems like Mamdani has been deliberately keeping him at arms length and its pretty hilarious.

 

[Flexo]

Come check the last clip in the post down below:

lol so he's now on the vausch side of the scale eh?

 

[Incecticyder]

Anyone else notice how bad Hasan wants to be friends with Mamdani? He's been trying so hard to insert himself into that group and Mamdani realizes how politically suicidal it would be to let the roach work its way into his sphere. Like when he flew across the country just to be there for the victory. Seems like Mamdani has been deliberately keeping him at arms length and its pretty hilarious.

The only time Mamdani demonstrated common sense.

Hasan's time in the good graces of the world is running out REALLY fast.

 

[the_watcher]

Anyone else notice how bad Hasan wants to be friends with Mamdani? He's been trying so hard to insert himself into that group and Mamdani realizes how politically suicidal it would be to let the roach work its way into his sphere. Like when he flew across the country just to be there for the victory. Seems like Mamdani has been deliberately keeping him at arms length and its pretty hilarious.

Any DNC person that wants to be part of some sort of administration will pretend Hasan doesn't exist. Being endorsed by Hasan is like being endorsed by a Child Raping Cannibal in terms of nuclear damage to your reputation. Regardless if it's a someone like AOC, Buttigieg, Platner, Mamdani, Newsom - they don't want the roach and their voting base doesn't want him either.

Trueblood Commies don't want Hasan as they can sus him out and smell his nepo baby stench a mile away - he is no revolutionary, just a phony
Blue Collar guys don't want Hasan - as he is the same kind of vampire that sucks them dry, just with a smiling "one of us" mask on
The only types that want Hasan are a) mentally ill b) constantly online c) want to be in the LA Streamer bubble

All Hasan had to do is moderate his positions, but guy is so audience captured, that anything that isn't outright terrorist support/third-worldism/commie larp now won't cut it for the twitter troglodytes he courted- it shows his own insecurity - had he truly a mind of his own besides being a consumer of gaudy luxury goods, I am certain he could have slithered his way up the ladder, but imho, he simply is too dumb to pull it off, considering the millions of dollars and media networks backing him.

 

[deleuzeon]

Hasan in a suit looks like a surly teenager being forced to wear a suit for the first time ever because his parents dragged him to some important function, like a niece's wedding. He looks awkward, uncomfortable, slouching down in his chair sulking because he'd rather be home playing video games or out hanging out with his friends. He does not carry himself like a grown-ass man wearing a suit should.

He's such a "costume guy." He never looked natural in the designer clothes and he doesn't look natural in the suits either. I don't think he has much grasp on personal style.

 

[BubbleButt]

If this retard loves Islam so much, why doesn't he go to Islamic countries more often?

I mean, I know the reason, but it's still funny to think about.

 

[Maraschino]

How the fuck is his head this fucking small?

I believe it's inbreeding, unironically.

Something about Hasan is deeply repulsive despite him being a classic example of male beauty.

He always looked like a disproportionate caveman to me. I don't know how anyone finds him attractive unless they already agree with his stupid fucking politics and think tall + rich + not morbidly obese/skeletal twink = hot.

I can't tolerate him even in a "I'll hatefuck all your beliefs out of you" way because of the shock collar stuff.

You deserve better than that.

Except, strangely enough, when it comes to shoeonhead.

What are you talking about? He literally tried to degrade and discredit Shoe as "just an emo girl whose fans want to fap to her".

What Hasan wants is worship. Any situation where he isn't the center of worship makes him uncomfortable. That is why he wore the Mao suit and why he broke down in China. Unfortunately for him, the tide has turned and trying to draw attention to himself leads to the opposite result from what he wants.

He's a dog abuser (which animal abuse is non-partisan, and I wish people would've just dropped his ass for any of the other horrifying shit he advocates for) and a terrorist supporter. Even if you agree with his politics, most people can't ignore the former unless they just believe whatever lie he's come up with. And if you do that already, you're already a fan of his and will likely believe anything he says.

Any DNC person that wants to be part of some sort of administration will pretend Hasan doesn't exist. Being endorsed by Hasan is like being endorsed by a Child Raping Cannibal in terms of nuclear damage to your reputation. Regardless if it's a someone like AOC, Buttigieg, Platner, Mamdani, Newsom - they don't want the roach and their voting base doesn't want him either.

Trueblood Commies don't want Hasan as they can sus him out and smell his nepo baby stench a mile away - he is no revolutionary, just a phony
Blue Collar guys don't want Hasan - as he is the same kind of vampire that sucks them dry, just with a smiling "one of us" mask on
The only types that want Hasan are a) mentally ill b) constantly online c) want to be in the LA Streamer bubble

I think despite the multitude of reasons he's so radioactive to anyone in politics, like the whole "supporting terrorism", and "hating America", and "no loyalty to America", and "animal abuse", the reason he struggles to make real headway in political influence is that people involved with politics with an ounce of social skills or intuition can tell he's very obviously in this for himself, and just wants to co-opt their causes to inject his stupid horseshit (look at what he did trying to purity test that one governor candidate with Israel-Palestine). He can't help himself, because he's not just a narcissist, he's also a fucking tard.

Politics was always just a means for him to get the adulation and adoration he feels he deserves for having the "right opinions". He doesn't give a shit who he "helps" or hurts as long as his social standing and clout increases. As a matter of fact, he not only hates the people he wants to hurt, he fucking hates the people he claims he wants to help.

Literally this meme.

I don't think he has much grasp on personal style.

Once again, I think his thought process is this: "Is it designer? Is it expensive? It is therefore stylish, no matter how I combine it."

 

[Incecticyder]

I believe it's inbreeding, unironically.

Steroids too. He probably activated some genes with his steroids and it made him like that.

He always looked like a disproportionate caveman to me. I don't know how anyone finds him attractive unless they already agree with his stupid fucking politics and think tall + rich + not morbidly obese/skeletal twink = hot.

More or less.

He's a dog abuser (which animal abuse is non-partisan, and I wish people would've just dropped his ass for any of the other horrifying shit he advocates for) and a terrorist supporter. Even if you agree with his politics, most people can't ignore the former unless they just believe whatever lie he's come up with. And if you do that already, you're already a fan of his and will likely believe anything he says.

The shock collar really poisoned him. It broke his glamour and made people see the creature underneath. The change was instant. It got memed.

I think despite the multitude of reasons he's so radioactive to anyone in politics, like the whole "supporting terrorism", and "hating America", and "no loyalty to America", and "animal abuse", the reason he struggles to make real headway in political influence is that people involved with politics with an ounce of social skills or intuition can tell he's very obviously in this for himself, and just wants to co-opt their causes to inject his stupid horseshit (look at what he did trying to purity test that one governor candidate with Israel-Palestine). He can't help himself, because he's not just a narcissist, he's also a fucking tard.

Politics was always just a means for him to get the adulation and adoration he feels he deserves for having the "right opinions". He doesn't give a shit who he "helps" or hurts as long as his social standing and clout increases. As a matter of fact, he not only hates the people he wants to hurt, he fucking hates the people he claims he wants to help.

Literally this meme.

That goes for all these guys. Game recognizes game. I think that the glamour breaking made others see him in a different light. That and the fact that the memes introduced him to the greater public. No longer was he known exclusively by the far left Commies, he became known by the normal Democrat voters who believe in the greatness of America but from a progressive standpoint. They like America for being very progressive, don't want Communism, want terrorists brought to justice and are against animal abuse. All those voters saw which candidate he endorsed and voted the other guy. Simple.

Once again, I think his thought process is this: "Is it designer? Is it expensive? It is therefore stylish, no matter how I combine it."

This. He would wear a suit made of gold if he could. He doesn't understand he looks tacky.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Anyone else notice how bad Hasan wants to be friends with Mamdani? He's been trying so hard to insert himself into that group and Mamdani realizes how politically suicidal it would be to let the roach work its way into his sphere. Like when he flew across the country just to be there for the victory. Seems like Mamdani has been deliberately keeping him at arms length and its pretty hilarious.

Because Mamdani isn't an idiot. Sure, he's a brown snake communist, but he's not dumb. He did the Hasan thing once, got called out for being friends with the guy who said New York deserved 9/11, and realized it's probably not a great idea to keep associating with Hasan if he wants to stay in power in New York.

And what benefit would Hasan even give? He's a guy who eats food into a microphone for a living in Hollywood, so he has no connection to New York. He doesn't do serious politics. He can't affect electoral politics on a municipal level. The little fundraising he can do is not really needed because Mamdani has plenty of New York NEETs and commies to grift off of already. Hasan doesn't provide any real benefits to Mamdani—rather, he only serves as a relationship for Mamdani's adversaries (like all the Jews of New York who aren't college students, professional activists, or NEETs) to harp on and organize around. It's a headache that can be prevented completely by just disconnecting from Hasan.

Hasan doesn't understand this because he's narcissistic and actually dumb. He can't even begin to think of the perspective of Mamdani that it's not a smart idea in heavily Jewish New York to hang around a guy who called Jews inbred, laughs about terror attacks against Jews, and believes New York deserved 9/11. Hasan can't answer the question of what he would feel like if he didn't eat breakfast.

 

[fuckthisusernameshit]

Because Mamdani isn't an idiot. Sure, he's a brown snake communist, but he's not dumb. He did the Hasan thing once, got called out for being friends with the guy who said New York deserved 9/11, and realized it's probably not a great idea to keep associating with Hasan if he wants to stay in power in New York.

And what benefit would Hasan even give? He's a guy who eats food into a microphone for a living in Hollywood, so he has no connection to New York. He doesn't do serious politics. He can't affect electoral politics on a municipal level. The little fundraising he can do is not really needed because Mamdani has plenty of New York NEETs and commies to grift off of already. Hasan doesn't provide any real benefits to Mamdani—rather, he only serves as a relationship for Mamdani's adversaries (like all the Jews of New York who aren't college students, professional activists, or NEETs) to harp on and organize around. It's a headache that can be prevented completely by just disconnecting from Hasan.

Hasan doesn't understand this because he's narcissistic and actually dumb. He can't even begin to think of the perspective of Mamdani that it's not a smart idea in heavily Jewish New York to hang around a guy who called Jews inbred, laughs about terror attacks against Jews, and believes New York deserved 9/11. Hasan can't answer the question of what he would feel like if he didn't eat breakfast.

My intro to Mamdani was that clip where he disavowed Hasan, and when he won it gave me hope that he might be less extreme than the extreme examples we see today (AOC, Newsom, etc). Fast forward and I'm eating my words, but that's a testament to how effective it is to just (OBVIOUSLY) disavow this toxic pile of shit.

 

[Incecticyder]

Because Mamdani isn't an idiot. Sure, he's a brown snake communist, but he's not dumb. He did the Hasan thing once, got called out for being friends with the guy who said New York deserved 9/11, and realized it's probably not a great idea to keep associating with Hasan if he wants to stay in power in New York.

He IS an idiot. He chased money out of NY and, as you said, did call Hasan a friend at one point. He took it back but he is an idiot. Just not THAT big an idiot. He is still a Commie who will destroy NY within his tenure.

And what benefit would Hasan even give? He's a guy who eats food into a microphone for a living in Hollywood, so he has no connection to New York. He doesn't do serious politics. He can't affect electoral politics on a municipal level. The little fundraising he can do is not really needed because Mamdani has plenty of New York NEETs and commies to grift off of already. Hasan doesn't provide any real benefits to Mamdani—rather, he only serves as a relationship for Mamdani's adversaries (like all the Jews of New York who aren't college students, professional activists, or NEETs) to harp on and organize around. It's a headache that can be prevented completely by just disconnecting from Hasan.

There might have been something before the whole world knew he was a terrorist supporting cunt. He has Twitch on his side (for now) and that means something as he could ask his biggest fan to help a candidate he likes with publicity. Apart from that, nothing he does would help.

Hasan doesn't understand this because he's narcissistic and actually dumb. He can't even begin to think of the perspective of Mamdani that it's not a smart idea in heavily Jewish New York to hang around a guy who called Jews inbred, laughs about terror attacks against Jews, and believes New York deserved 9/11. Hasan can't answer the question of what he would feel like if he didn't eat breakfast.

No, Hasan would understand. His ego won't let him admit but he would get that he is a liability to people. He would deflect with "ZIONISTS, ISRAEL, INCELS, NAZIS, PEDOS" but he understands he is a liability. What he hasn't understood yet is that the gig is up. He knows he hurts the campaigns, he just hopes others haven't noticed it yet. He is trying to put the cat in the bag once more but it isn't working.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

My intro to Mamdani was that clip where he disavowed Hasan, and when he won it gave me hope that he might be less extreme than the extreme examples we see today (AOC, Newsom, etc). Fast forward and I'm eating my words, but that's a testament to how effective it is to just (OBVIOUSLY) disavow this toxic pile of shit.

I think he's generally moderated a bit, though some of that may be because he failed at his most radical actions (like trying to interfere in the Pinnacle bankruptcy and trying to get extreme property taxes pushed in Albany). His most glaring issue is he's surrounded by retarded DSA types so he has all these racial communists placed in municipal government. And his general disinterest in people attacking Jews and conservatives is pretty bad—like with the terrorist attack on protesters outside the Gracie Mansion where he condemned the peaceful conservatives more than the actual terrorists—but that's expected with his ilk.

As long as he keeps felting Hasan and is kept from going too far off the deep end, I'll only look on him with the same general disdain I have for any brown nepo baby marxist Muslim being allowed to exist in America.

 

[fuckthisusernameshit]

...

It doesn't seem like you're on opposing sides of the argument, the dispute here seems to be about how far your disdain for Mamdani goes.

 

[Incecticyder]

It doesn't seem like you're on opposing sides of the argument, the dispute here seems to be about how far your disdain for Mamdani goes.

Hardly a dispute.

 

[toffle]

My intro to Mamdani was that clip where he disavowed Hasan, and when he won it gave me hope that he might be less extreme than the extreme examples we see today (AOC, Newsom, etc). Fast forward and I'm eating my words, but that's a testament to how effective it is to just (OBVIOUSLY) disavow this toxic pile of shit.

I'm sorry but why would you admit this, lol.