💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

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This nigger is in the UK now and interviewed by some gay guy, can't answer simple questions non roaches could easily answer about themselves because he's just an empty retarded shell of a fat kid. Even when he tries to say he's specialized in useless information he falls flat on his autistic face:

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"What's your favorite One Piece arc?"

"Oh wow, uh..... the one where.... you know..... Laffy beats the boss and um,....... there's just so many to choose from because it's been around for so long and it's all about communism, heh, it's the most anti-israel manga ever did you know that?"
 
This nigger is in the UK now and interviewed by some gay guy, can't answer simple questions non roaches could easily answer about themselves because he's just an empty retarded shell of a fat kid. Even when he tries to say he's specialized in useless information he falls flat on his autistic face:
Honestly, props. If I was publicly outed as an illiterate pseudo-pseudo-intellectual husk, I'd crawl into a hole and wouldn't leave. Living without shame must be a blessed existence.
 
Despite Hasan thinking about the UK a lot for the past week, he only just heard about the murder of Henry Nowak on Friday, the controversial bodycam video having been released on the preceding Monday. Immediately becoming aware that it is a cause célèbre to the Right, he did his best to NOT understand the story and the subsequent outrage so that he could dismiss it as a non-issue and forget that it ever happened as quickly as possible. He was also apparently completely oblivious of UK law enforcement's years-long reputation of being the racism police fixated on white people.

From June 5th, 2026:
Hasan Piker on Henry Nowak.mp4
to his credit you can see him wrap his head around the notion that the UK police handcuffed the dying pole because they prioritized the hate speech charge over the stabbing. he gets hit with cognitive dissonance and then asks his chat to soften the blow. his chat even clarifies that the cops were too afraid of being racist to properly check if nowack was stabbed.

his obliviousness to UK politics and culture is typical of the american knowledge of how gay and cucked the uk is. they have no idea that the average bong loves their nanny state and hate hurtful words.

hasan isnt going to touch rotterham or the other grooming gang reports because it'll reinforce the notion that the uk cops are woke and that this has permanently harmed uk society. but imagine if one of hia chatters did.
 
"What's your favorite One Piece arc?"

"Oh wow, uh..... the one where.... you know..... Laffy beats the boss and um,....... there's just so many to choose from because it's been around for so long and it's all about communism, heh, it's the most anti-israel manga ever did you know that?"
It's from when Hasan was in Northern Ireland December last year. Here's the full podcast episode:
The clip is already delicious for demonstrating how totally fake Hasan is whenever he talks about himself, but damn do I wish he was actually confronted about his supposed fandom of One Piece. It always came off to me that Hasan latched onto One Piece within the past five years just for the purpose of leeching off of its surface-level aesthetics for his own personal branding and politics.

Speaking of Hasan and Northern Ireland, his coverage of the Belfast attempted beheading and subsequent riots last Wednesday was not saying much besides lambasting the locals as not Irish, a contemptable affront to the Republic of Ireland.

From June 10th, 2026:

It's amusing how hard Hasan flips on his favorite Israel-Palestine framing to abhor any diaspora or local population that is resistant to conquest by his preferred political states:
  • He hates Taiwan for escaping from Mao's communist takeover of China.
  • He hates South Korea for resisting North Korea's attempted communist takeover of the whole peninsula.
  • He hates Miami Cubans for escaping from Castro's communist takeover of Cuba.
  • He hates refugees from the Vietnam War
  • He hates Ukraine for getting out of decades of subjugation by the Soviet Union.
  • He hates Northern Ireland for preferring to stay with the UK.
Apparently, that Rebel Matters podcast guy Ainle Ó Cairealláin is the brother of Iarla Ó Cairealláin, member of Hasan's favorite Irish band Kneecap, all Northern Irishmen resenting the separation from the Republic of Ireland. They characterize themselves by loving terrorists including Hamas and the Irish Republican Army, which is probably much to do with why Hasan sought their friendship. In fact, the name "Kneecap" comes from a favored method of violence by the IRA during the Troubles.

Separately, I recently took notice of how often Hasan picks his teeth with his fingers, pretty much whenever he has a moment of silence, demonstrated thoroughly in the video above. I think it's because all the nicotine pouches he consumes, more drastic than Destiny's characteristic jaw-shifting.
 
You're a designated genius, a good looking dude, and happen to be a [tr]illionaire... You are our 'Bro of the Week'"


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"What's your favorite One Piece arc?"

"Oh wow, uh..... the one where.... you know..... Laffy beats the boss and um,....... there's just so many to choose from because it's been around for so long and it's all about communism, heh, it's the most anti-israel manga ever did you know that?"
”What’s your favorite Bleach arc”

“I don’t know man, I’ve literally never seen a single episode or issue. Can I finally just say that I bought the swastika sword because I hate Jews? It feels like I can finally just say that.”
 
"What's your favorite One Piece arc?"

"Oh wow, uh..... the one where.... you know..... Laffy beats the boss and um,....... there's just so many to choose from because it's been around for so long and it's all about communism, heh, it's the most anti-israel manga ever did you know that?"

It's not like he is being asked if he identifies more with Pierre Bezukhov or Andrei Bolkonskij in War and Peace, it's a literal shonen show/manga and even if he didn't watch all the 1200 episodes so far, even an entry level anime/manga watcher could say 'Yeah, I liked Alabasta Arc as it's the first long arc in the show and I dig Crocodile and the whole Egyptian/Oriental aesthetic.' or whatever comes to mind.

Nigga didn't even watch an episode and maybe just saw clips and is a fake ass poser and empty shell, the same way he larps communism, pop culture etc. -refer to him and Fantano (sigh) streaming and discussing music he likes, where he also stumbles heavy and exposes the vacuum in his tiny head.

Everything to him is a larp, because he has no personality and taste of his own. If Bret Easton Ellis would write American Psycho in 2026, Patrick Bateman wouldn't be a yuppie dork in ill fitting suits and a garish taste in music, but a türk nepo baby with 3000$ vintage gucci sweaters, crying how much America hates him and a socialist revolution needs to happen and that we need to respect women, whilst shocking his dog.

Even throwing Hasan in a trash can would taint the garbage.
 
Hasan lashes out a chatter attacking his izzat



"I shocked ur mother's pussy last night with my penis, omg I can't believe it (hits soundboard), I've never cumed so hard in my life..ya she's breaking up with your dad..I'm your father now, I'll Fuck your dad too (im gay)..pride month"

Soundboard made me chuckle
 
Hasan lashes out a chatter attacking his izzat


bM01yUhXoYHjUCBz.mp4
"I shocked ur mother's pussy last night with my penis, omg I can't believe it (hits soundboard), I've never cumed so hard in my life..ya she's breaking up with your dad..I'm your father now, I'll Fuck your dad too (im gay)..pride month"

Soundboard made me chuckle
Y'know the suit is still more embarrassing than all that.
Especially since he admitted to wearing it thinking that it would make him not sound retarded.
"Yeah I broadcast from a filthy trucker bathroom, but I'm wearing a fancy hat, you see. Take me serious."
 
to his credit you can see him wrap his head around the notion that the UK police handcuffed the dying pole because they prioritized the hate speech charge over the stabbing. he gets hit with cognitive dissonance and then asks his chat to soften the blow. his chat even clarifies that the cops were too afraid of being racist to properly check if nowack was stabbed.

his obliviousness to UK politics and culture is typical of the american knowledge of how gay and cucked the uk is. they have no idea that the average bong loves their nanny state and hate hurtful words.

hasan isnt going to touch rotterham or the other grooming gang reports because it'll reinforce the notion that the uk cops are woke and that this has permanently harmed uk society. but imagine if one of hia chatters did.
I completely disagree on the idea that it's "obliviousness"
Hasan is straight up addicted to twitter - his entire stream is just him browsing his "for you" page and covering what appears there, when streaming anything except for twitter he's using his phone (browsing twitter), he has insanely intricate knowledge of all popular twitter users and their lives to the point whenever he sees any tweet he can tell you entire life story and all the "lore" of anyone whose currently trending
IMO Hasan was deeply fammiliar with this whole case and situation in UK in general for a very long time but he could never cover it on stream because it goes against everything he believes in. Whenever he talks about euro politics he has to pretend he doesn't know anything because he gets all his info from twitter and everything about euro politics you see on twitter is just migrants commiting inhumane crimes against whites.
He's dealing with several problems there because everything in euro politics just contradicts his entire worldview.
1) Hasan believes all crime comes from "muh material conditions" so immigrants who get tons of money from government, that surpasses average and especially min. income in Europe, wouldn't ever commit crimes, when in reality they commit way more crime, especially the horrible ones like sexual abuse of children, mutilation, public disfiguring etc.
2) Hasan believes police is white supremacist - so they should always protect whites over foreigners, opposite has been happening in europe for decades.
3) Hasan believes "the west" (white people) are root of all evil - so nonwestern (black) people are allowed to commit every atrocity they want in name of revenge and liberation from evil. You can see it most clearly when he's speaking about israel and 07/10 and loving everything that happened there since it was all justified as it's against "the opressor"

Its not that he's oblivious or unaware of anything that's happening, he's insanely addicted to internet he knows all those trending stories. He just cannot justify what happened there to his following without blatantly contradicting himself.
His entire radical ideology SUPPORTS what happened and wants it to repeat, his ideology supports murders of white men and rape of white women, but he knows he cannot say it out loud without upsetting more normal people in his audience yet.
Rape gangs and mass murder of whites is GOOD in his worldview, he just cannot say it out loud while hiding behind marxist dialectic because socialist thought goes against it. but the thing is, Hasan is not a marxist, he's a third world fetishist, he just wants to "get back at the white".

Hasan's blueprint for everything that needs to happen in the world is just South Africa, he just wants everything that took place in South Africa to take place all around the world. His utopia is not China which is an ethnonationalist keynesian society build around production it's South Africa, place where non-westerners take revenge on people of western origin.
None of what he struggles here is "cognitive dissonance" he knows what he's talking about and he's fully aware of it, he just cannot sell it to his audience clearly because they would still struggle with idea of little white girls being raped and innocent men being beheaded in streets being good acktuahlly (for now, but he'll get there eventually) so he avoids talking about europe entirely.
 
Hasan lashes out a chatter attacking his izzat


bM01yUhXoYHjUCBz.mp4
"I shocked ur mother's pussy last night with my penis, omg I can't believe it (hits soundboard), I've never cumed so hard in my life..ya she's breaking up with your dad..I'm your father now, I'll Fuck your dad too (im gay)..pride month"

Soundboard made me chuckle
"You're an animal abuser."
"You're Mom"
 
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