Happy Gilmore 2

[UsedUp]

How we feeling about this?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I am willing to wager that this will be one of the 10 funniest Adam Sandler movies of the past decade.

 

[Neodanthril]

Is he going to put on a fatshit and play Jewish Karl weathers?

 

[Schwarzwald]

This looks way more like a Saturday Night Live skit with Adam Sandler coming back to guest host than it does a trailer for a feature film. Completely unfunny and poorly shot with no plot revealed, just endless references hoping to nostalgia-bait, and I really liked the first one. There's something that strikes me as extremely sad about revisiting a character you last played as a young man 30 years ago and seeing him apparently unchanged personality-wise and haggard from the ravages of time.

Netflix is not a serious company, no matter how large they grow or how much money they get. Glad they got most of the original cast back and didn't Top Gun Julie Bowen.

 

[Just A Butt]

Fucking awesome!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Without Bob Barker and Carl Weathers, I’m admittedly nervous, but I have hopes it won’t be too bad. It’ll be just like the recent Beverly Hills Cop movie with Eddie Murphy.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I wonder if they will have a "fucking white people" where all the kikes laugh as aspects of other races are pushed upon whites.

Fuck this gay kike movie, and the talentless shithead who stars in it.

 

[Just A Butt]

I wonder if they will have a "fucking white people" where all the kikes laugh as aspects of other races are pushed upon whites.

Fuck this gay kike movie, and the talentless shithead who stars in it.

It’s a real shame white people are all mutts now.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I LIKE FIRST MOVIE SO WILL BE GOOD MOVIE

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

please no

 

[ParasiteSteve]

It’s a real shame white people are all mutts now.

Brown hands typed this.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Do we have to

 

[gorgoroth7134]

I still love his jewy ass after jack and jill, how much worse can it get? (If it gets really bad, thats somehow still a win)

 

[BradeRunna]

I am not watching that stupid heeb act like retard for an hour or however long that shit is.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Glad they got most of the original cast back and didn't Top Gun Julie Bowen.

yea but Julie Bowen's a MILF is the difference

 

[#lurker]

Came out today. My opinion: dreadful. First hour is an absolute bore, drags along. Old characters have no energy (including Sandler himself), and the new cameos are extremely lame and unfunny (For example, Eminem makes an appearance as the son of the guy that yelled "Jackass" in the first movie and it is incredibly cringe). It's also just an ugly film, they show footage from the original movie in parts and it's a striking contrast; people do not know how to film movies anymore. Story was cliche and undid what happened in the first film, and gets extremely stupid by the end. The only thing I liked was John Daly being an alcoholic bum who lives in Gilmore's garage.

Avoid unless you are very very bored.

 

[frozen_runner]

Came out today. My opinion: dreadful. First hour is an absolute bore, drags along. Old characters have no energy (including Sandler himself), and the new cameos are extremely lame and unfunny (For example, Eminem makes an appearance as the son of the guy that yelled "Jackass" in the first movie and it is incredibly cringe). It's also just an ugly film, they show footage from the original movie in parts and it's a striking contrast; people do not know how to film movies anymore. Story was cliche and undid what happened in the first film, and gets extremely stupid by the end. The only thing I liked was John Daly being an alcoholic bum who lives in Gilmore's garage.

Avoid unless you are very very bored.

Does Happy's golf successor end up being his ballerina daughter? Please say no.

 

[#lurker]

Does Happy's golf successor end up being his ballerina daughter? Please say no.

Nah, the whole plot happens because he is broke, and takes up golfing again so he can send her to an expensive overseas ballet school. At the end of the movie he gets the money and sends her off on her way. No golf daughter thankfully..

 

[Problematic User Forever]

It sounds like the pitch me and my friend wrote on a napkin while eating at Subway when the news broke about Tiger Woods being a serial adulterer 15 years ago ended up being better than this, sadly.

 

[frozen_runner]

Nah, the whole plot happens because he is broke, and takes up golfing again so he can send her to an expensive overseas ballet school. At the end of the movie he gets the money and sends her off on her way. No golf daughter thankfully..

What about his sons? They're all stupid as fuck comedic characters, I assume?