Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[el bandito loco]

i'll kill myself

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I unironically believe Amberlynn Reid (or however you spell it) will die of health complications by December 2023

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

My predictions:

1-Liz Fong-Jones tries something retarded like a lolsuit or some 5-D chess move that will end up fucking him up worse.
2-Nader fucking drops DeeDee and shacks up with some other dumb fat hoe.
3-The tranchers have a mega chimp out once they settle at the place Phil wants to take them to and attempt to fuck BonBon's life.
4-Taylor Lorenz desperately attempts to reivindicate herself with some dumb hit piece about the Farms.

 

[Slamerella]

Keffals 41s
twitter doesn't die but becomes incredibly overrun with bots and awful people
DSP outlives another big let's players
e-celeb Fadel/gamescage/@OnTheDownLowTho gets a thread after someone comes out with sex pes accusations and proof
Mario Movie actually sells a Mariollion dollars
EDP dies next week

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Amber will continue to be stupid and boring while rotting in her apartment. Chantal gets her uterus transplant <3

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Metokur will either die or keep streaming

 

[Bone Santa]

In 2023:

1 billion cocks will be sucked
200 million redditors will get cucked
10 million Pajeets will recieve bobs and vagenes
0 troons will go to heaven

 

[Beavis]

Ralph no shows ralphamania out of fear of being served legal papers. He also stops paying child support for Xander, ignores all court dates, and declares he’s never returning to the US.

 

[DaBigBopper]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

I get my patches in a timely fashion and don't have to pay random Serbs to harass you.

 

[Toilet Duck]

ok retards

Rude. welcome back. it's nice to see you too.

I'm standing firm with my previous prediction, Dick Masterson will finally go bald in 2023. It will be the funniest thing he ever does.

Jim Metokur will be lowered into a cancer healing tank and we may hear from him again in December 2023.

Ethan Ralph will succumb to his own existence.

PPP and Ralph will come face to face

Chantal will return to Canada to eat more food.

Furries will shit and fight in convention hallways and leave hilarious photos.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I think a lot of high profile black celebrities are going to go all "Name the Jew" in 2023 Not just loose cannons like Kanye, but like ones you wouldn't expect will just out of nowhere start being like "6 million? Dunno about that". Like Steve Harvey and Wayne Brady and shit.

I'm fairly agnostic on the whole subject so it's neither here nor there for me, but I think people really underestimate how much American blacks despise Jews and I think we're in for some wild times now that the ice has been broken.

 

[Claude Sigma]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Things will be slightly worse in the world than they were the year before, but my life will be slightly better because I would have worked on bettering my environment.

 

[Protistology]

Mear Reader will run for the presidency

 

[BirdUp]

my willy goes sore from death gripping it too hard

 

[A shitty ass clover]

>CWC gets the book thrown or gets sent to the looney bin but at least he gets 10 years in the least
>someone from the #DropKiwifarms goes 41%
>Kanye West rotates between Nick Fuentes and Ricchard Spencer, hilarity ensues while twittards seethe
>The feds get involved in the Tranch
>Chantal either leaves whatever sandnigger shithole she's living or gets killed for being haram
>Destiny is gonna get canceled for good on twitter.

 

[The Wokest]

1. my penis will get bigger this year and that will be a problem cause it's already too big
2. footage will leak of CWC in a prison/mental institution fight with another inmate/patient
3. Metokur's ghost will play pranks on Ralph like possessing Cozy Rozy and saying funny shit
4. Elon Musk will have a mental breakdown and possibly kill himself

 

[ToroidalBoat]

KF may get DDoS'd by mentally ill SJWs - yet again.

Also the '20s may finally start improving for once?

 

[Xenomorph]

That everyone who is lonely on KF will have their soulmate

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Null will fuck trannies and love it.

Neko shota to troon porn is a really bad downgrade

 

[Elysian]

Happy New Year frens