Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Happy New Year! I predict lots of sneeding on one side and a lot of seething, coping and dilating on the other side.
 
Many people are predicting Ralph's death; if that does happen, I predict PPP will receive the curse currently inhabiting ralph and go fully off the deep end. Godwinson, unable to truly cast his old brother-in-arms aside, will show his true reptilian nature before leaving the internet forever (for real this time).
 
I really don’t see Ethan Ralph making it through the year without being in a cartel snuff video at this point. Boogie lives against the wishes of the masses. Ethan Klein gets arrested for terrorist threats. The farms get blamed for a mass suicide at the Tranch
 
We get to quote long posts again, and Patrick Tomlinson gets into an argument with somebody pretending to be his own brain.

Thirdly, Ralph, Jack Scalfani and Byuu are all alive Dec 31 2023. Sadly.
 
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
> Keffuffle will start to DE transition after admitting to regretting the surgery
> Rakets will start to slowly fall off faster and faster untill they do something dramatic to get attention back
> Jim will figure out what flavor of disease he has finally
> A major youtube troon will anhero without leaving a note
 
DSP - will out live another one (or 10)

ALR - channel death

Chantal - simps for Nader again

Chibi - talking to minors on discord (too easy)

Boogie - dead 🌈
 
hopefully the farms lives long and troons fuck off.
-major Trans detransitions
-youtuber/famous lolcow transitions
-Jim sterling gets accused of grooming or some gay shit
- Kanye dates a troon
I'm drunk, happy new years
 
Likely
-. Chris Chan will be put into an institution not knowing that the true and honest Liquid Chris has returned
-. Ethan Ralph will get another girl knocked up and leave Meigh and the Foal.
-. Jim passes the torch and retires his internet presence to spend the last of his days in peace.

Less Likely
-. Keffals Joins the 41% Hall of Shame
-. PPP has a heart attack on livestream immediately after breaking his chair
-. Kanye Suicides by Cop in a manic episode

wtf lol
-. Patrick Tomlinson is exposed as a serial killer who grinds black children into pepperoni in his basement
-. Escalation of Russia/Ukraine War leads to WW3
-. Nick Fuentes comes out of the closet
3 more Predictions since 2022 isn't over for me yet

-. LFJ Will get completely ostracized from his tech circles after constantly screeching into the void
-. KingCobraJFS will have a medical episode on stream due to alcoholism
-. Rekieta cuck tape releases

See y'all in a few hours for 2023 kiwis
 
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