Halo MCC/Infinite/general Griefing thread - Six months, two maps, no refunds

What did you think of Infinite after the campaign showcase?

  • It looked good

  • Good, but they need to iron out some issues

  • Majorly apprehensive

  • It sucked donkey dick

  • I need to see more

  • I don't know

  • Craig monke


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I'm willing to bet the retarded "girlboss" woman is going to show up in the remakes for 2 and 3 if they ever happen.
She Sacrifices herself and her squad on the ship so that chief and Johnson can escape at the end, still wouldn't be surprised if they do an ass pull and say the details are "classified" like Johnson in halo 2, this remake shows they just can't help themselves.
 

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So I thought this was a meme, decided to watch a playthrough of it, and it's real. Mind you, this is from a different section of the same level,


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Some retard in a Discord I'm in tried defending this by saying, "You can turn the markers off," like that fucking excuses it.

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>focus, Chief
343i misunderstood the "Mario in UE5" video. It was clearly a meme but they thought it was what people wanted.
 
Some are third worlders not only in spirit but in body. Towards the end of the credits, right before the paid shills thank-you section, there's like 3000 chinks and vietnamese listed from a support studio. Starts at 11:48.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qaj4dl_6nLI
>1:56
>competitive insights team
>esports

Why did they need their services for the campaign mode? Haven't they ruined Halo multiplayer enough?

>support and safety
Great, more people to fire.
 
>1:56
>competitive insights team
>esports

Why did they need their services for the campaign mode? Haven't they ruined Halo multiplayer enough?
I'm guessing they planned on making a multiplayer mode before cutting it, but still have to credit people who did preproduction work on it or something.
 
OG/Aniversary: "Punch it."
Escape pod launches from Autumn.
Remake: "Punch it."
Escape pod is already floating a mile away from Autumn
Cortana sounds like she's rolling her eyes instead of stressed out/becoming discomposed when she says Keyes is flying the Autumn manually. The escape pod being pushed to the side as the Autumn descends feels comedic because it somehow snuck up on them.
All sense of urgency has been removed so they can "reveal" the Halo ring in this cutscene (?!?!?)

How is it possible for a company to put out one contentious product (Halo 4--I've only played through it beginning to end twice) and then just release straight shit for the next 14/15 years and survive?!
 
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Escape pod launches from Autumn.
Remake: "Punch it."
Escape is already floating a mile away from Autumn
Cortana sounds like she's rolling her eyes instead of stressed out/becoming discomposed when she says Keyes is flying the Autumn manually. Then on top the escape pod being pushed to the side as the Autumn descends feels comedic.
All sense of urgency is removed.

How is it possible for a company to put out one contentious product (Halo 4--I've only played through it beginning to end twice) and then just release straight shit for the next 14/15 years and survive?!
The voice direction in this game is abysmal. You can tell 343 told Cortana's voice actress to do her Weapon voice to tie it more to Halo Infinite instead of letting her act like Cortana
 
The voice direction in this game is abysmal. You can tell 343 told Cortana's voice actress to do her Weapon voice to tie it more to Halo Infinite instead of letting her act like Cortana
Re-writing (retconning) the OG Cortana into this abomination of a character archetype is probably one of 343's worser decisions.

The "Weapon"--who was meant to be a "younger" version of Cortana--acted nothing like the one we knew, and so now they have to retcon her behaviour. It's like they're afraid of writing professional sounding women because in their mind women aren't capable of acting like that. They have a bipolar attitude when it comes to writing women--and I'm not bothering to demarcate 343 from any other studio because they're all the exact same--where they're either:
1) The least-stressed in any given situation (inferring superior emotional control to men) which gets portrayed as a lackadaisal/whimsical regard of everything.
2) The most-professional in any given situation (more logical/emotionally mature) which gets portrayed as the girlbossy archetype we're all more or less familiar with.

Modern writers aren't writing women like human beings, they're writing an abstraction of one that is simultaneously "safe" yet offensive due to how horrifically bad they are.

Women can't even write women either because the objective isn't to write a character, it's to write representation, which means writing an idealised version of a woman who, despite not even being a self-insert, is meant to be a flawless ideal. The worst part is they're not a universal ideal, they're an ideal to a very specific and politicised subset of people who are in contention with the rest of the world.

The Cortana we had was already an idealised representation because for a decade or two we had this beautiful window where the perfect representative was someone who could be depended upon. Confident, not arrogant. It's like 343 are trying to make up for making Cortana emotionally unstable in Halo 4 all those years ago.
 
I hated this thing so fucking much. I was pissed off when Chief didn't just delete her.

Part of me liked Infinite but I'm starting to think that I just thought that the grappling hook was cool. I gave up after about 10 minutes of Halo 5 so I really had no fucking idea what was going on.
 
I hated this thing so fucking much. I was pissed off when Chief didn't just delete her.

Part of me liked Infinite but I'm starting to think that I just thought that the grappling hook was cool. I gave up after about 10 minutes of Halo 5 so I really had no fucking idea what was going on.
I didn't even finish the campaign. Nothing about the game engaged me. Even the whole "free marines, expand zone of control" mechanic was half-assed and I usually like it if it has a visible impact on the overworld (UNSC patrols would've been cool or something). Chief doesn't feel like the same character from before 4 and he felt like a new character in every 343 release. Each time it's like I'm being asked to get deeply invested in a piece of fanfiction just because it's familiar to something I was invested in.

There's exceptions that prove the rule (Call of Duty post-BLOPs, but even within CoD there's exceptions e.g. Advanced Warfare/Vanguard) but FPS games where the devs lean heavily into multiplayer are DOA because you give nothing for the player to become anchored in. When someone can't become immersed in or engaged with the world they're interacting with, then they'll just move on because they don't care.

Nothing in 343's Halo gets people to care. We get new (forgettable) characters each game, with a new (unremarkable) story barely held together with a new gameplay gimmick intending to play central stage in the multiplayer—because corporate execs/developers have internalised a deeply flawed characterisation of Halo's playerbase. When they shipped 5, Infinite, and now this remake, it would've been done so with the idea that, "This is what the majority if players want/will like."
 
I don't think Johnson's voice actor is as bad as everyone says, but he definitely lacks that fucking I don't know, salt and gasoline, pissed off energy. Feels like he's doing a Spawn impression.
 
Glad I stopped giving a shit about microshaft and Halo specifically after Reach. Thought Halo 3 was cool, played Reach and enjoyed the online. Then never touched the franchise again.
Halo 5 not having split-screen killed it for me. When Infinite promised to have split-screen, I thought we might be back, but when the campaign was delayed, then co-op was delayed, and then split-screen wasn't added I knew this shit was dead.

I don't care what zoomers say, split-screen is based as hell.
 
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