Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votos: 70 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votos: 62 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votos: 119 4.0%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votos: 238 8.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votos: 832 28.2%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votos: 1,187 40.2%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votos: 14 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votos: 82 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votos: 83 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votos: 769 26.1%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votos: 228 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votos: 423 14.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votos: 107 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votos: 343 11.6%

  • Total de votantes
    2,951
the rights to Saints Row are in limbo.
no, embracer is just a bunch of fags holding the IP in the freezer, it's quite annoying really, just sell the ip you obviously do not care or want to have talented and passionate people to give a shit about you fucks.
if anything guberments should tax fuckers by ip holdings per month and if they fail to pay, shit goes to public domain, that would free up so many IP's like no one lives forever, it would also discourage these fucking fags to hold ip's like a fat kid holds candy.
 
no, embracer is just a bunch of fags holding the IP in the freezer, it's quite annoying really, just sell the ip you obviously do not care or want to have talented and passionate people to give a shit about you fucks.
if anything guberments should tax fuckers by ip holdings per month and if they fail to pay, shit goes to public domain, that would free up so many IP's like no one lives forever, it would also discourage these fucking fags to hold ip's like a fat kid holds candy.
It is very intentional though, they want to sit on the IPs so no one could actually use them and possibly make something successful that would compete with their existing products. This is also the reason why they are always so greedily trying to buy up holding companies going defunct, they want to consolidate all the IP libraries of various media.
 
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the entirety of their mission cinematography is solo focused whereas other missions, especially shit like cayo perico always focus on showing the other players but the newest ones always focus on the host of the mission,
Good. Have you ever tried to do anything in GTA online with random players? It's a waste of time. Not only is the matchmaking shit, chances are if you get someone to join, they screw up (either on purpose or by mistake) and quit. Assuming of course the game doesn't just bug out. If you find a unicorn who's willing to try again, get ready to fail, because you can't tell them what they did wrong.

And I've been on the other end too. Casino heist, host only had level 1 keycards. Or doomsday heist finale, the "spin the laser beam to hit the packets" thing being for some reason extremely sensitive to the point where it simply wasn't possible.

At least you can do the shitty reddit missions by yourself, get the acid lab, make tons of money and buy loads of ugly cars that don't have any defensive measures against little Timmy's oppressor, or deluxo, toreador, vigilante, raiju, and so on.

And yeah, you know what? GTA Online fucking sucks and I'm pathetic enough to go back time and time again hoping that maybe this time I'll have more fun, even though I've done everything 10 times already, even though some asshole is going to try to blow up my goods for a total of 2000 GTAbux, even though some other asshole is going to do the same thing but with invisibility and godmode. Oh yeah! There is no recourse at all against cheaters but at least you can't use text chat to warn other players!

So what do you call it anyway, when you accurately diagnose yourself with stockholm syndrome, and still go back?

Well, I've been laid off so I don't think I can afford GTA VI.
Don't you have kidneys?
 
No disc version after all. Not at launch and not (as previously speculated) months after. Get fucked.
I guess everyone stuck on shitty internet are fucked. Rural peoples too.

Assuming there would be a physical version of GTA VI on the inevitable PC release, I would think it would launch with 12-15 CDs since GTA V launched with seven.
PS5 still releases games on bds. probably dual layer. I guess you could use the bds they use for 4k movies to have 4 layers. each layer is 25gb. GTA V released on dvds iirc.
 
Good. Have you ever tried to do anything in GTA online with random players? It's a waste of time. Not only is the matchmaking shit, chances are if you get someone to join, they screw up (either on purpose or by mistake) and quit. Assuming of course the game doesn't just bug out. If you find a unicorn who's willing to try again, get ready to fail, because you can't tell them what they did wrong.
region issue, the most retarded paco i have matched with can do diamond casino no problem (and that's silent and sneaky btw, just make sure to have the keycards because of the shitty memory game that filters a lot of people, especially those that haven't played in a while and have shit that can distract them IRL like myself), the issue is chinks, mainly because of the ping issues causing disconnects/desyncs then there's the cheating because they cheat for their own amusement.
At least you can do the shitty reddit missions by yourself, get the acid lab, make tons of money and buy loads of ugly cars that don't have any defensive measures against little Timmy's oppressor, or deluxo, toreador, vigilante, raiju, and so on.
dunno about you but i've been using hakuchou with the anti missle lock, also frens, playing solo without going in the solo sessions is retarded, you go public if the missions throw you there or if you want to fuck around, especially in enhanced because it lacks chat since it uses the subhuman edition of the game, i may be compelled to use legacy again once my internet speed gets a upgwade because i'll download 95GB faster than my current speed and i'll try to bring the boys too, having a chat helps a lot in the public sessions as i've made these frens by chatting.

GTAO is not a bad game, it was raped to death by the jeets/kikes at R* and the fact they have a heist coming in july does tell that zelnick is really testing the waters with VI first to see then try to push GTAO 2, the annoying part is if they will keep their kikery or kike it up as the update goes by making enemies tanky terminators, cars swerving on you from the other side of the fucking highway on purpose and shieet you know and hate in GTAO.
honestly, i hope it fails and the GTARP community mod the fuck out of this game because i know strauss and his other kike scum has to pass a kidney stone whenever someone mods the game to avoid the be griefed mode that is online without using any hacks, that also includes enhanced as there is plenty of chinks using godmode on DM rooms, oh yeh chang yu very gud because you tank my sniper shots to your AFK ass with godmode+antiafk, you little chinese shit.
 
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I guess everyone stuck on shitty internet are fucked.
The preload is going to be a full week ahead. This is going to be the biggest multimedia launch ever.
Despite doing a heel turn and already buying the ultimate edition i can say that i will never pay a single cent for gto. I played at launch and it isnt for me
R will totally charge full price for GTAO2 you just know it so dont act surprised or like a fag when it happens
 
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