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Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...
i decided to check the GTAO reddit to see how many people that dare mention or show how much R* has raped the game haven't been banned and i stumble upon this post and decided to read the replies, some are retarded like saying it's because of PS3 even though this shit was added on import/export, the other times the traffic becomes a problem is on story missions like the fame or shame one and they don't intentionally swerve, they follow a very specific path that you can avoid, well, in old versions because in the new versions they will intentionally swerve on you...
still i saw one comment that did get to me:
this is obviously a faggot, i'm serious, if you do the GTAO firefighter missions you will see NPC cars doing a retarded dance trying to get in your way and out of your way if you have the sirens on, every time, without fault, this also applies to story mode, get in the highway with a patrol car, turn the sirens on and star driving in the middle lane, watch the npc cars acting absolutely retarded trying to get in your way then out of it once you hit 80mph+, npcs will literally swerve onto you ON A RED LIGHT FOR THEM if you reach a certain speed, they also have a chance to turn aggressive and ram your car for no reason if a enemy npc is trying to drive by you with their lazer accuracy, also at random npc's might be given weapons if they turn hostile because of the new heist.
i'm starting to hope for total redditor death if this type of cuck is the standard.
'dit
i just did a pac standard convoy where everyone got in the truck you are supposed to steal, at first we kind of all died because of the heli rocket that exploded the truck but it was legit fun, then yeah someone picked the turreted insurgent to deal with the helis but still, fun.
kortz center heist hard difficulty has the fucking shutters, lol, easy/normal doesn't have it.
Can I share my Vice City story? Cool thanks
Vice City came out when I was like 8 years old and I used to watch my older brother play it all the time. Then one day while he was baby sitting me his friends came over and they wanted to go somewhere. To distract me while he was gone he gave me the ps2 controller and the Silver Infernus. (the one you find automatically at the Vercetti Estate)
This motherfucker told me this was the only car in the entire game like it and if I wrecked it, he'd beat my ass. Of course I put the car into a fire hydrant .5 seconds after picking up the controller which fucked up the front end.
I then went to the pause menu to see if I could rewind, but I saw "game" then I saw "delete".
"Eureka! I can just delete this and he'll never know I messed up his car!"
I got my ass beat to say the least.
I also did that to his Harvest Moon 64 save but mom was there to save me from the ass beating I totally deserved.
I remember my sister playing a prank on me on unlocking Shoreside Vale early. You know that helicopter on top of Kenji’s casino? Yeah. I did not know at the time that helicopters weren’t flyable until Vice City.
>manage to do the heist just fine controlling two characters
>fuck-up the driving by tossing the bike in the river and have to walk which causes me to miss elite challenge because of meager 6 seconds
the fact that i managed to do that shit controlling two characters is what makes it funny, also the "don't be detected" award is bugged, i've done it multiple times without being seen by both the guards and police but it never counted, not like jewstar gives a shit about fixing it either.
