Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Booby Jones]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Idie9k3zAuY>we should follow the pattern
>NEVER MIND THAT THE DEVS THAT MADE THE OLD GAMES ARE GONE AND REPLACED BY FEMINISTS AND JEETS, PLS BE EXCITED AND CONSOOM PRODUCT
is this fucking faggot for real now? i also saw that big boss dude also made a video on GTA VI but i can't stand that humongous faggot, he tries really hard to be a crowbcat copycat but fails hard, not to mention his gaytarded shilling of no mans sky, a space game with more repetition retardation than fucking vanilla minecraft because it has nothing else to offer, ON FUCKING SPACE.

I get recommended this video too and I was seething when this mega faggot tried explaining that limiting your weapon storage is an upgrade and BRILLIANT. I can't even put into words how mad it makes me when there's cocksuckers who are pretending that having a RDR2 weapon storage system in GTA is better. I do not play GTA for some arbitrary realism in carrying weapons. I WANT to pull an RPG out of my pocket whenever I deem it necessary. The realism argument makes me mad also because how the fuck would it be realistic for me to walk around Miami with an AR15 and a shotgun on my back? I swear meng, I know a lot of people here are claiming they're not even gonna touch this game but I was gonna give it a try and if they pull this gay shit I'll never even purchase this garbage on sale

 

[LightDragonman1]

? i also saw that big boss dude also made a video on GTA VI but i can't stand that humongous faggot, he tries really hard to be a crowbcat copycat but fails hard

Correction, his video is on Mindseye, not GTA VI.

 

[Detractor Truck]

This fucking guy i bet he never really played GTA 4 and only using Chat GPT summary for this like his other videos.

 

[Sithis]

>less than 4 months until launch
>only 2 cinematic style trailers released
>no gameplay released
>no real details released
>marketing campaign entirely dependent on xitter influencers swearing "trust me bro it'll change your life"
>paywall a bunch of content behind ultimate goy edition
>remove option of physical discs before soyny even has a chance to kill physical media
>removing physical discs makes refund process harder and exchanges or resale impossible
>actively works to make previous iteration of the game less fun and more unplayable to drive cattle to new, worse pasture

Yeah idk guys I don't think they have a lot of faith in this.

 

[Valis Wade]

>less than 4 months until launch
>only 2 cinematic style trailers released
>no gameplay released
>no real details released
>marketing campaign entirely dependent on xitter influencers swearing "trust me bro it'll change your life"
>paywall a bunch of content behind ultimate goy edition
>remove option of physical discs before soyny even has a chance to kill physical media
>removing physical discs makes refund process harder and exchanges or resale impossible
>actively works to make previous iteration of the game less fun and more unplayable to drive cattle to new, worse pasture

Yeah idk guys I don't think they have a lot of faith in this.

You forgot letting the biggest masterminds behind GTA go, like Dan Houser and Lazlow (could've also mentioned Leslie Benzies, but we all know what happened to MindsEye). And there's more pajeets working on VI than any other studio. And the simple fact of doing gay ass memorials on their site and GTA Online for Saint Floyd of the Fentanyl.

 

[The Last Stand]

This fucking guy i bet he never really played GTA 4 and only using Chat GPT summary for this like his other videos.

I take offense to that, sir. My ChatGPT was for understanding.

In all seriousness, I do hate how content creators substitute commentary with ChatGPT. Apparently, people are too lazy to play and understand the damn games.

Playboy X was your typical 2000s era gangster. Being brought up in the drug game and using their ill-gotten gains to flaunt a false sense of wealth and perceived morality. Obviously, Niko does not fall for it but lets the player decide for themselves. There, no ChatGPT required, just basic knowledge of IV.

 

[StacticShock]

i thought i had a issue when migrating a character from legacy to enhanced and downloaded GTA V legacy again, damn the chat is far more teasing than all of the enhanced shit, the hao cars drive like complete fucking ass and the only vehicle that has a proper braking style for them shits is the hakuchou drag, probably because devs have crashed in high speed and got instakilled multiple times i bet, also players would have zero reason to buy HSW shit for the bike if it kept the retarded brakes that the other hao vehicles have.

 

[Americasbig250th]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBFb9efDnEU This fucking guy i bet he never really played GTA 4 and only using Chat GPT summary for this like his other videos.

More like when hoodrat culture corrupts you

 

[The Last Stand]

Yeah idk guys I don't think they have a lot of faith in this.

I would replace faith with arrogance.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

You forgot letting the biggest masterminds behind GTA go, like Dan Houser and Lazlow (could've also mentioned Leslie Benzies, but we all know what happened to MindsEye)

I've only just discovered MindsEye through big boss's recent video and I near spat out my drink when I saw Mark Gerhard. The fuckin guy who ruined Runescape the first time is also tangentally related to the almost assured ruination of GTA. Small industry.

>less than 4 months until launch
>only 2 cinematic style trailers released
>no gameplay released
>no real details released
>marketing campaign entirely dependent on xitter influencers swearing "trust me bro it'll change your life"
>paywall a bunch of content behind ultimate goy edition
>remove option of physical discs before soyny even has a chance to kill physical media
>removing physical discs makes refund process harder and exchanges or resale impossible
>actively works to make previous iteration of the game less fun and more unplayable to drive cattle to new, worse pasture

Yeah idk guys I don't think they have a lot of faith in this.

I'm seriously a little on edge when I think about it. How bad can it really be? I don't think I'm ready for the answer,

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm seriously a little on edge when I think about it. How bad can it really be? I don't think I'm ready for the answer,

Not "bad," but underwhelming and potentially disappointing. They're asking $80/$100 for a digital only release that took fifteen years of development hell to even finish. GTA Online proved that they could milk their fans for whatever it's worth, so expect that iteration to be a money grabbing scheme in practice over time.

 

[William Murderface]

I'm really only interested in the music of GTA6 at this point. What radio stations will there be? Will there be any 80s hard rock/heavy metal? I know there will be tons of rap and Latin music and pop and techno and all of that, but I just want to get a feel for what kinds of radio stations will exist.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I'm really only interested in the music of GTA6 at this point. What radio stations will there be? Will there be any 80s hard rock/heavy metal? I know there will be tons of rap and Latin music and pop and techno and all of that, but I just want to get a feel for what kinds of radio stations will exist.

i fully expect classic rock to be played on a station akin to vrock from vice city. maybe with a slight merger with emotion with its soft rock tracks. no idea what'll be on it but im expecting 80s and 90s rock tracks with a slight bias towards the 90s. there shall be at least one nirvana song in it maybe probably hopefully

 

[Cod of War]

Post them songs

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm really only interested in the music of GTA6 at this point. What radio stations will there be? Will there be any 80s hard rock/heavy metal? I know there will be tons of rap and Latin music and pop and techno and all of that, but I just want to get a feel for what kinds of radio stations will exist.

I hope there's some Luther Vandross in a classics stations like Vice City.

 

[Übertroon]

>less than 4 months until launch
>only 2 cinematic style trailers released
>no gameplay released
>no real details released
>marketing campaign entirely dependent on xitter influencers swearing "trust me bro it'll change your life"
>paywall a bunch of content behind ultimate goy edition
>remove option of physical discs before soyny even has a chance to kill physical media
>removing physical discs makes refund process harder and exchanges or resale impossible
>actively works to make previous iteration of the game less fun and more unplayable to drive cattle to new, worse pasture

Yeah idk guys I don't think they have a lot of faith in this.

And then you look back to the marketing campaign for when Rockstar had trust in their product

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I'm really only interested in the music of GTA6 at this point. What radio stations will there be? Will there be any 80s hard rock/heavy metal? I know there will be tons of rap and Latin music and pop and techno and all of that, but I just want to get a feel for what kinds of radio stations will exist.

With how Rockstar has gone over the last decade, it'll just be NPR, all day, everyday, and you won't be allowed to mute the radio.

 

[William Murderface]

I really need to break out the V-Rock mix CD I made of all the songs on that station from both VC and VCS.

And have a V-Rock tshirt made. I always wanted one of those.