Good things about Chris

[Jarvis Cocker]

Healthy and fulfilling sex life.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Makes his mom feel happy

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Sis-inch-cock-and-fohwhur-inch-diamuhter-bawls

 

[Jarvis Cocker]

Cares about his unborn children

 

[normiereeee]

He finally accomplished a goal - his love quest.

 

[Tikbalang]

So there's no good attributes nor redeeming qualities. The rest is simply not violating the law or do nothing is the best thing he does.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's the only person that ever hit Barbs G Spot.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He already has a long hair to become someone's prison bitch.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I feel A-Log's importance is less the fact he was so venomous towards Chris and more how he was a lolcow in his own right. He was what he hated, and that's poetic.

And Cogsdev isn't?

 

[thegooddoctor]

He sheer autism and incredible naivety allows him to remain optimistic in all of a life of embarrassing failures and hilarious fuck ups, He’s a weird symbol of optimism for many to be so confident despite his unbelievably bad life.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

That despite everything, he still managed to achieve his goal in a way; He became famous, though not for the reasons he wanted, and seems content with his life even after everything that's happened within the last 15 years.

He certainly will be remembered long after he leaves his mortal coil.

 

[W00K #17]

He's our lord and savior

 

[sweetstone]

Only good thing about Chris is that he made an entertaining clown for awhile. He made many people laugh, albeit not on purpose.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Without Chris-chan, the idea of lolcow culture wouldn't be as well known as it is today.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Good things about Chris? Here's one - he's locked away.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Its because of him that The Farms exist. I'm thankful for that at least.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Its because of him that The Farms exist. I'm thankful for that at least.

Farms existed long before he fucked his own mother, so I am conflicted on that one.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Chris dry-shaving his goatee with a cheap disposable razor on camera was pretty based.

 

[Hexbox]

A good thing? Well, he's the cause of me saying "Harvey Dirdban" accidentally several times, which is kinda funny.

 

[King Kiwi]

Didn't screw his stuffed animals.
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What the hell even is reality