Good things about Chris

[Picnic_Boy]

He's like the Platonic ideal of a hapless Bugs Bunny antagonist, which is pretty special.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

• He is a better tranny than Phil.
• He has artistic integrity. Sort of.
• He is not afraid to be himself.
• He is hilarious without even trying.
• He has never done crack cocaine.
• He is more famous than I ever will be whether he likes it or not.
• He has a high tolerance for pain.
• He, uh... he's not dead yet.

 

[Y2K Baby]

• He is a better tranny than Phil.
• He has artistic integrity. Sort of.
• He is not afraid to be himself.
• He is hilarious without even trying.
• He has never done crack cocaine.
• He is more famous than I ever will be whether he likes it or not.
• He has a high tolerance for pain.
• He, uh... he's not dead yet.

I'd say he's a very positive and optimistic person.

 

[ChristConsciousness]

He managed to grow tits.

 

[Mason Verger]

-Cured autism
-Powerful telekinetic
-Nearly has flight capabilities
-Can somehow be fat and skinny at the same time

 

[Bluey]

That all cats hate him.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Another good thing about him is the people he brings together. Take Kiwifarms for example. I know there are some bad eggs and whatnot, but the general public here are pretty cool. They're smart, funny, and artistic.

 

[The Janitor]

So... how long until halal?

 

[heymate]

He, uh, won the Sonic Sweepstakes one time when he was a kid and made it onto television.

He was kind of a cute kid.

 

[Chaoslord]

He lowers the bar for everyone else so more people can look better in comparison.

 

[Tonberry]

• He is not afraid to be himself.

Gonna have to disagree on that one, Chris was very careful (by his standards) about what he posted on his social networks the last couple of years. There were a few slips and a doll getting fucked, but you can tell he put some effort into trying to hide his powerlevel from the rest of the world and give off the appearance that he had matured. Something inside him seems to have cracked during the Doopie incident, and now he's kinda been going full 'tism these last few days.

 

[Chanchu]

He didn't go Kip Kinkel on Borb.

That one there equated a few sleepless nights.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Gonna have to disagree on that one, Chris was very careful (by his standards) about what he posted on his social networks the last couple of years. There were a few slips and a doll getting fucked, but you can tell he put some effort into trying to hide his powerlevel from the rest of the world and give off the appearance that he had matured. Something within him seems to have cracked during the Doopie incident, and now he's been going full 'tism these last few days.

There's a difference between embracing your own individuality and not knowing when to shut your mouth.

 

[The Great Chandler]

This masterpiece.

 

[Tonberry]

There's a difference between embracing your own individuality and not knowing when to shut your mouth.

There is, and I feel like Chris is the latter. It's not that he's not afraid of being himself, it's just that he can't even pretend to be anyone else no matter how hard he tries.

 

[Maegor Blackfyre]

He serves as a reminder of how not to raise your child.

 

[Cake Farts]

In a way, I find Chris's life to be quite poetic.

He's a pathological liar. He suffers from a crushing hubris. He's lazy, he's greedy, he's lustful, he lives with his mom, doesn't have a job, and is an entitled fat whiny bitch. In a way, he encapsulates the worst traits of the common man, traits generally found in the impoverished classless parts of society.

For the most part, none of us are quite fond of Chris. Look at these posts, most users struggle to come up with even the most basic compliments, so they either make a joke out of it or consider the crimes he hasn't committed.

Yet,

Chris has retained many childlike qualities: naivety, foolishness, and hell even that imagination of his that rips everything off. His transformation from the person he was in the 2000's to what he is today is especially telling; he used to draw sonichu because he genuinely loved his character and wanted it to be "famous", then it became a safe space for him to vent, and now it's just a dead husk for Chris to peddle his stupid tranny fantasy for patreon bucks. What used to be done out of childish glee and genuine love has decayed into a half assed mean of getting money and infamy....

While Everybody Hates Chris™, I can't help but slightly feel sad for him. Even if he is on a fruitless quest for China, there were times in the past when he wanted company...and the only company he had were paid by his parents. Now, because of his own entitlement/victim complex all he has for company are his cats, blorb, and the horde.

And in the end, sonichu did become famous, just not in the way he wanted. And still, Chris is miserable.

The life of Christine Christian Christopher Weston Chandler is an authentic tragic comedy, and all we could do at this point is laugh.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Chris is a fascinating case study. His autism is incorruptible and pure due to his nearly complete social and physical isolation. He's wrapped himself in protective delusions and ego preserving layers so nothing can touch him. He's practically a cocoon of autism, and we're all just waiting to see what emerges from it by the end.

 

[Marvin]

Another good thing about him is the people he brings together. Take Kiwifarms for example. I know there are some bad eggs and whatnot, but the general public here are pretty cool. They're smart, funny, and artistic.

I have met some of my best friends trolling Chris.

 

[Joy-Sama]

Sonichu, obviously.