Good band names - You literally asked for this

[baku]

the gayniggers from outerspace

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Everyone Against Kevin

My middle school gym teacher yelled it after said Kevin pissed him off during a game of dodgeball, and ever since then, it's always struck me as an unintentionally awesome sounding band name.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Hemorrhoid Hammerhead

 

[Diesel]

Oil Daily

Like what the air tools say.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Doctor Shiny Forehead

 

[Water-T]

Smooth Up Enya

 

[A Cardboard Box]

2004 Texas Longhorns Baseball Team

 

[Spastic Colon]

Not really a good name, but ...

Suicide Squirrels

Named for the squirrels in my neighborhood that run across the street in front of my car at the last minute as if they have a secret death wish. I've been saying for years that if I ever started a band, that is the name I would use.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Reeses Feces.
Death Metal Group

 

[Maskull]

Anal Eviction
it's a k-pop group

Anal Abortion would be more memorable name but I dig the idea.

 

[Preferred Penne]

she likes cloth

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Cyprus at the 1984 Summer Olympics

 

[Coke Pope]

Anal55555Pain (grindcore)
Heat-fucked Chaos (thrash)
Gay for Patchwork (freak metal)
Saxual Offenders (free jazz)
-Xenodesomorphine+ -Project+ (hardbass)
P1us Sn33d (happy hardcore)
Non-Euclidean Nightmare (Math Rock)
Yellow Blast (prog rock)
Gaylords of Acelothia (glam rock)
MC MiCroPeNis (vaportrap)

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

the gayniggers from outerspace

I like to imagine this being a funk band.

 

[Red Hood]

Devito Completo

 

[Marco Fucko]

Midwest Edgelords
The Tax Evaders
The Jokers
Ghostjob (like blowjob but with ghosts)
Cherry Boy Riot
Fetus Fuckers
Bullethole Vagina
Menace To Sobriety
The World Over Heaven

 

[The Reaper]

Splattered Spunk
Waking Wunder
Play on Words
Truancy Fluency
Split Dick (The band has Two-Face/Detective outfits and focus on mixing soft jazz with heavy metal)
Early Bird Special (every show starts at noon and ends at five.)

When I was in and out of quartets we always said we'd set up a concert where both groups performing were called "The Other Quartet." We never went through with it though.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Oh I've been waiting for this for ages.


Macedon
We The Mighty
Local Talent
GPAC/ Give Peace A Chance
That Guy And That Band
Aventador
The Mainstream
Post No Bills

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX

also known as Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

 

[queerape]

Idiot Sandwich
Federally Tax Exempt
Three Cheers for Trees