Good band names - You literally asked for this

[Marco Fucko]

My Chemical Bromance. It's MCR but sung by frat bros.
...
I'll see myself out.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Agents of CIA
A rock band singing about popular conspiracy theories and how they're totally wrong

 

[UnKillFill]

Pöp Vülture
Fagamemnon
Rinse. Repeat.
"Literally Hitler (But not literally)"

 

[Coldgrip]

Crystal Napalm. It'd be glam metal with slightly more violent tone and message. The first album would be called Ride the Neon Tiger.

 

[UnKillFill]

Mème Brûlée
Doesn't even matter what type of music they play.

 

[Count groudon]

In high school me and my friends tried to start a shitload of edgy bands with try hard names, but none of them really took off because we were lazy C U Next Tuesday’s that couldn’t be fucked to get off our xboxes to practice and nobody wanted to be our bassist so we kinda sucked.

Out of all the stupid-ass names we came up with, I can only remember “DIY Omnicide” and ”The Harlequin Babies” because my god those were so fucking stupid I don’t know how we actually took them seriously.

If any of y’all wanna start an ironic shitty band feel free to use these names my mind sharted out when I was 14.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

The Umlauts
Death Erection
Phallus in Chains
The Livid Dead - I'm using this one in a comic- they're an Eastern European prog rock band that sound kind of like Yes but with an accordian and kazoo player.
Los Bohabs, which I'm claiming as my own if I ever stop sucking at the trumpet. We'll be the mariachi tribute to GWAR.

When I was balls-deep in my Trekkie years I came up with the name Notorious IDIC (a term relating to Vulcan theology) and the persona of a Vulcan rapper who rapped about logic and the teachings of Surak.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

my friend from high school used to try and rope me into a band, since i was the only bassist at school. he wanted to play hair metal, which didn’t vibe with me (mainly because the most hardcore shit i listened to was weezer). for some reason, he demanded that the band be named “chariot”, which might be the gayest name in history.
anyways, always wanted to be in an alternative band called “mothman”.

 

[Recoil]

Band names are a great writing exercise. Boiling an entire aesthetic down to one or two words.

 

[Big Nasty]

Obese and Ready for War

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Department of Desolation

Cubicle consortium - this would probably be darker sounding vaporwave or hardvapor

Pripyat Dispatch

4AM Freeway

Edit:
Cum on the Dance Floor

 

[Big Nasty]

Some KF inspired ones:

Hi Again
I only Fap on Skype
It Smells Like Death

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

A Band on Ship and they only play superwholock themed songs, it won't be gayer than Moonspell and their god damn furry werewolf fetish. Wolfheart my ass...

 

[drtoboggan]

Clitoral Vibrations.

 

[I should be working]

In University wanted to create a Prog Band Named Fish Orchard.

 

[Idiotron]

Bloodbath at the House of Death
Hatemongers of the Toxic Brood
Incel Firing Squad
No Turn Unstoned
Lords of the Edge

 

[The Final Troondown]

Shotgun Mouthwash
Lube & The Four Seps
Texas En Fuego

 

[Big Nasty]

Troon Mask Replica
Punishing the Exceptional
RockPaperCopPimp

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Megacolon Toxicum

 

[Big Nasty]