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crunchy bits are the best dijo:
Is it so hard to just do a tournament instead for the title instead of this interim shit? Common sense dictates that if you can't defend your title on TV/PPV for a specific amount of time, you'll have to relinquish it.
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Fuck a tournament, are we so retarded as wrestling fans (yes) that we can't figure out who the number two contender is, or who is so over with the fans that they wouldn't mind seeing them wrestle the number one contender?
LA Knight vs the number one contender, nobody would complain and you don't even need a tournament. Not only that but if he actually wins you can have Seth come out and whinge that he only lost because he didn't have advance notice of who his opponent was and so he wasn't ready.
I'm sick of tournaments, I'm sick of the people who hold the titles not defending them more often, and I'm sick of the booker acting like he's not able to just come out and make a match because he says so.
That's the one cool thing about wrestling that no other sport can do that is rarely taken advantage of, the commissioner of the NFL can't make the next super bowl the eagles versus the vikings just because he feels like it. Wrestling has that freedom.
If I wanted to watch boring tournaments I'd be sitting around watching professional chess.
 
Lip Glossary dijo:
Fuck a tournament, are we so retarded as wrestling fans (yes) that we can't figure out who the number two contender is, or who is so over with the fans that they wouldn't mind seeing them wrestle the number one contender?
LA Knight vs the number one contender, nobody would complain and you don't even need a tournament. Not only that but if he actually wins you can have Seth come out and whinge that he only lost because he didn't have advance notice of who his opponent was and so he wasn't ready.
I'm sick of tournaments, I'm sick of the people who hold the titles not defending them more often, and I'm sick of the booker acting like he's not able to just come out and make a match because he says so.
That's the one cool thing about wrestling that no other sport can do that is rarely taken advantage of, the commissioner of the NFL can't make the next super bowl the eagles versus the vikings just because he feels like it. Wrestling has that freedom.
If I wanted to watch boring tournaments I'd be sitting around watching professional chess.
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I think a battle royal for the vacant belt would be interesting, then said No. 1 Contender has to prepare for a new champion which makes things exciting and unpredictable.

But apparently HGH's heart is so bad that he can't write exciting TV without his pacemaker exploding.
 
Lip Glossary dijo:
Fuck a tournament, are we so retarded as wrestling fans (yes) that we can't figure out who the number two contender is, or who is so over with the fans that they wouldn't mind seeing them wrestle the number one contender?
LA Knight vs the number one contender, nobody would complain and you don't even need a tournament. Not only that but if he actually wins you can have Seth come out and whinge that he only lost because he didn't have advance notice of who his opponent was and so he wasn't ready.
I'm sick of tournaments, I'm sick of the people who hold the titles not defending them more often, and I'm sick of the booker acting like he's not able to just come out and make a match because he says so.
That's the one cool thing about wrestling that no other sport can do that is rarely taken advantage of, the commissioner of the NFL can't make the next super bowl the eagles versus the vikings just because he feels like it. Wrestling has that freedom.
If I wanted to watch boring tournaments I'd be sitting around watching professional chess.
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To be fair, tournaments in wrestling are also done to advance/create other storylines outside of the title picture. It's never just about who wins the whole thing.
 
trent dijo:
To be fair, tournaments in wrestling are also done to advance/create other storylines outside of the title picture. It's never just about who wins the whole thing.
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Yeah but they don't do that. We had that entire KotR tournament just so we could see the Nig show not be able to wrestle against Brock Lesnar part 3: this time there's a FENCE around them!
At the end of the day they did what they wanted and just picked a guy to wrestle Roman for the belt and that's what they should do when titles get vacated. Stop the runaround and stop the foreplay and just pick somebody and throw them into the fucking title picture. I'm tired of them fucking about with tournaments especially in AEW. There was a 2 year period where it felt like there was constantly a tournament going on because Tony didn't know what the hell he was doing.
I just wish the people when they actually do pick someone at random weren't the same fucking people, or that when HHHs favourites have the belt they barely have to defend it or vacate it. That gorilla back, Chyna clone side piece of his could die of a brain aneurysm today and he would have Iyo lay down so that he could put the corpse on top of her so that she could finally get a win over her.
 
GloryHole Stalker dijo:
Between her Gorilla back, and pancake tits, she could be called The Great Silverback, lol.
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How gooners mark for that fucking cryptoid when we have a perfectly good Liv Morgan and Sol Ruca at home is beyond me.
She looks like a wooden cigar store Indian with goth makeup and a dominatrix outfit on.
 
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How gooners mark for that fucking cryptoid when we have a perfectly good Liv Morgan and Sol Ruca at home is beyond me.
She looks like a wooden cigar store Indian with goth makeup and a dominatrix outfit on.
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To add insult to injury, she used to look like this:

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Lip Glossary dijo:
We had that entire KotR tournament just so we could see the Nig show not be able to wrestle against Brock Lesnar part 3: this time there's a FENCE around them!
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I'm tired of them fucking about with tournaments especially in AEW. There was a 2 year period where it felt like there was constantly a tournament going on because Tony didn't know what the hell he was doing.
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Do you even enjoy wrestling or is it just one more thing you seethe watch?
 
Tyronneasaurus Rex dijo:
People really want Vinny Mac back?

If I had to have an actual McMahon back in WWE I'd take Shane, since, a lot of Paul's early good ideas was just shit he stole from Shane.
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The last time Shane McMahon was around, he booked himself into the final four at the Royal Rumble and blew out his quad at Wrestlemania.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan dijo:
Not at all. The MAGAloids get upset when you talk bad about Dear Leader or point out how retarded they are for being so obsessed with "woke". Your post history suggests you're a MAGAloid, which further proves my point that you're only upset because I don't love him like you do otherwise you'd get upset at the folks who bring him up in the first place. Typical hypocritical MAGAloid behavior.
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Lol, sorry. While you spent the day studying my "post history" to prove whatever bullshit is in your head, I was living my life not thinking about you at all. You sure do seem to spend a lot of time thinking about other men. Kinda gay. Now I have to read 4 more pages of sperging to catch up.

Seriously who's autistic enough to actually look up what other people post because you disagree with them? While you're at it go ahead and post some examples that make me a "MAGAloid" because other than obvious shitposting I've never mentioned politics or who I vote for once (spoiler: It's because I don't vote. Never have. I doubt I'm even registered.)

edit: Now that I caught up to get back on the current topic, tournaments in wrestling always seem like something that should be cool but in practice it almost never works or turns out to be a good show, specifically one night tournaments. Either you get a bunch of fuck finishes or quick matches because guys have to go out 3-4 times, or you let them all have full matches and the show takes 6+ hours and you're burned out halfway through. If a tournament needs to happen it should be once a year and mostly separate from the main storylines. Let that be the time for dream matches where the top 8-16 wrestlers compete either for a trophy or a title shot and spread it over 2 nights with other matches mixed in. Not every other month because you need a new #1 contender or you created another championship and all you know about wrestling was learned from playing with action figures or playing e-fed simulators with other autistic smarks (cough Tony cough cough).
 
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BlueArmedDevil dijo:
Do you even enjoy wrestling or is it just one more thing you seethe watch?
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I enjoy good wrestling the same way that I enjoy good food and don't eat out of a fucking trash bin. That's why I stopped watching WWE a few months ago, I realized it's going to be perpetually shitty for the foreseeable future.
Not everybody can just watch something and say "Thank you for shitting in my mouth, that was delicious" like you can. I'm sorry that I have standards.
Preferred Penne dijo:
The last time Shane McMahon was around, he booked himself into the final four at the Royal Rumble and blew out his quad at Wrestlemania.
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Still more entertaining than anything that trips did his entire career.
No wait, getting his pedigree no sold then squashed by Ultimate Warrior was pretty fucking funny. :lol:
 
Hamburger Detractor dijo:
Lol, sorry. While you spent the day studying my "post history" to prove whatever bullshit is in your head, I was living my life not thinking about you at all. You sure do seem to spend a lot of time thinking about other men. Kinda gay. Now I have to read 4 more pages of sperging to catch up.

Seriously who's autistic enough to actually look up what other people post because you disagree with them? While you're at it go ahead and post some examples that make me a "MAGAloid" because other than obvious shitposting I've never mentioned politics or who I vote for once (spoiler: It's because I don't vote. Never have. I doubt I'm even registered.)
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You act like going through post history takes more than 20 seconds, lol. I did it to prove you were full of shit and I was, as is usually the case, correct. Anyway, the conversation has moved on, go back to USPG2 if you wanna screech about the Hulkster not loving Donald Trump

trent dijo:
To add insult to injury, she used to look like this:

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I think she's still pretty hot but she's way hotter here. I do enjoy the black hair on her though.

trent dijo:
To be fair, tournaments in wrestling are also done to advance/create other storylines outside of the title picture. It's never just about who wins the whole thing.
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Except in AEW where it's just to put a new title, of many, many titles on some other person.
 
Preferred Penne dijo:
The last time Shane McMahon was around, he booked himself into the final four at the Royal Rumble and blew out his quad at Wrestlemania.
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And that wasn't sports entertaining?!

But seriously unless an authority figure is someone like Regal, they should never be in matches. They should get beat up and take finishers and chairshots (I guess, somehow the business made it through decades without this happening ALL THE TIME like it has for the last 30 years), go through a table once in a while maybe, but awkshully be in matches, even (especially) the gimmickiest of gimmick matches, please no
 
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