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I still remember last world cup netherlands, probably the second hardest match argentina had besides france in the finals
and yeah, they were already full of niggers, and sucking at penalties, they haven't changed that much it seems lol
I find it really amusing that niggers are practically unable to win on penalties :smug:
 
This elimination is even better because it is the 12th anniversary of NO ERA PENAL.

A game in 2014 world cup that Mexico played against Netherlands and Robben dived so hard and it got a penalty in the end of the second hald. Scoring and eliminating Mexico.

There is even a video of a drunk mexican screaming NO ERA PENAL as he drinks his sorrow away


And now 12 years later, in Mexico, they lose in penalties this way.

I don't believe in magic or curses, but if you do, this is top kino storytelling
 
Who the fuck is teaching these players how to take penalties? You pick your fucking corner and blast it in with confidence. These players are psyching themselves out by worrying about the goalkeeper and doing this stutter-step bullshit. If you want to get cute just chip it in an offspeed rainbow down the middle.

Niggers are not known for being cool under pressure.

Mbappe is an exception.
 
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It's over.

Also for the swamp Germans.

Julius Caesar was right all along.
 
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and had some dictator who forced race mixing?
You are thinking of Jose Gaspar Rodriguez de Francia y Velasco, Paraguay's first dictator although his official title was "Supreme and Perpetual Dictator of Paraguay" often shortened to "El Supremo".

About three years into office, he decided to impose a law to prohibit intrarracial marriage between peoples of Spaniard stock. Francia (yes, Francia is the surname and everything else before it are his given names) did this in order to eliminate socioeconomic inequality among races that were there because of the Spanish Empire's caste system (one with very funny unofficial names because they tracked EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE COMBINATION) with people of Spaniard stock at the top (peninsulares, being regular Spaniards at the very top and criollos, peoples of Spaniard stock born in the Americas in second place). Francia didn't do this out of the kindness of his heart, he did it so he would've one less factor threatning his job.

Francia wasn't unique on his idea of trying to unify a Latin American nation under the concept of race exceptionalism, he simply was the one that actually pulled it off. Paraguay is the only country where it's main indigeneous language, Guarani, has the same status as Spanish.

And yes, I said he just is Paraguay's first. Proving history rhymes, Alfredo Stroessner, a German Paraguayan, is the arguably more famous of the two. But that's a story for another time.

Back on topic. Man, my picks have been all off. So I'm sorry if I jinx your country. I predict many more PKs.

FRA vs. SWE: France will win and Mbappe will become top scorer in the WC.
BEL vs SEN: Senegal wins but only because Belgium loses it harder.
USA vs BIH: USA will win and Americans will live to larp they can win it all another week.
SPA vs AUS: Spain doesn't deserve to win. Total yuro death and if these fucks survive, it is scripted.
POR vs CRO: Ronaldo passes the ball to himself all day.
CIV vs NOR: Rowing for another two weeks because if they win this, then they get to rape Brapzil.
MEX vs ECU: Mexico wins off bullshit alone again. They will use that Ecuador beat Germany as indication they will win it all.
ENG vs DRC: Ingerland manages unconvincing win and falls apart right after. Maybe at the hands of meximutts.
SWI vs ALG: Algeria simply because they are whiter and had a tougher group.
COL vs GHA: Colombia wins an ugly match.
AUS vs EGY: I think Group D already proved it was the better one so I'm picking Aussie for the lulz.
ARG vs CVD: Cape Verde draws and proves blacks can shoot PKs too. Anyone surviving the extended Group Stage from Groups B, G and H that isn't Cape Verde are an insult to the audience.
 
The English had been Nugubu'd
english btw.webp

Now the Dutch have been Nugubu'd
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I expect Spain to be next nation to be raped in penalties by Nigs
Yamal, Williams and Ferran Torres (he is spiritually black) your days are numbered
 
I went to the hospital yesterday and had eye surgery. Woke up, saw an entertaining match between Brazil and Japan, fell asleep again, woke up right for the start of the Germany match. Watched it in a steaming hot hospital room bc Germany is a 4th world country where hospitals have no AC, pumped with pain killers and in super duper blurry vision thanks to the surgery. I couldn't tell what I saw. Was it real, was it a fever dream, was I hallucinating, what the fuck was gping on. The penalty shoot out happened around 1.30 a.m. Had to check the internet in the morning to see if it actually happened. I'm not even mad. This is the team this shithole country deserves. Decline and endless failure. Germany dies and so does our national team. A losing rainbow team for a losing rainbow nation. I hate this timeline.
 
Also, lol at that nigger to shoot the ball all the way up.
I legit never understand how players miss that badly. The goal itself is 24ft wide and 8ft high, how do you not at least get it on target?

the Moroccan sand niggers (who are mostly actually French sand niggers I think?)
It's funny you mention that, I read something kinda fascinating on that sort of topic.
Nineteen of Mohamed Ouahbi's 26-man squad were born outside the country. During the group-stage draw against Brazil, Morocco became the first team in World Cup history to field an entire XI born abroad when Moroccan-born Azzedine Ounahi was replaced in the second half.

It is no accident of demographics.

More than a decade ago, the Royal Moroccan Football Federation began investing heavily in identifying dual-national talent across Europe. Scouts were deployed throughout France, Belgium, Spain and the Netherlands - not merely to monitor promising youngsters but to strengthen links with them and their families long before senior international football entered the equation.

People give the western euro teams especially shit for their non native players, but Morocco is wilder.
 
Waking up to see that the Dutch have been eliminated is magnificent.

What sort of chucklefuck decides to play five at the back against Morocco? What the fuck was the Dutch gameplan for if they progressed and actually faced a strong attacking team? They've played the best free flowing football so far this tournament and yet went into full coward mode the moment they got into the knockouts.

Once again, the Dutch mentality has seen them kicked out of a tournament. Everyone should have seen the writing on the wall when they mentally broke down against England in the Euros despite being ahead. When anyone scores against them they just freeze up and become a cowardly 'play for the penalties' team and get shit on.
 
Mexicans have been running their fucking mouths against Ecuador for the past few days. This match will be very difficult, but I'm keeping my hopes up.

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When are Mexicans not running their mouth about their team? All of them never shut the fuck up about their dogshit 3rd world country but then turn around and cry to high heaven about how it's a violation of human rights to send them home. Their behavior at matches here in the US is disgraceful after matches, particularly when they play the US. They have nothing but contempt for the country they leech off of. Seriously, go to a USA Mexico game sometime and see how how badly these ingrates treat US fans.
 
In fairness, actual Mexicans that live in Mexico can be veery different from the ones who immigrate to the US. Some even call the immigrants "saltamuros" (literally wall hoppers), and hate the Mexican fans in the US that keep paying to see Mexico matches, but I digress. That's a topic for another day.

I'm more interested in Germany. On paper, yeah, it's surprising that they lost to Paraguay. In practice...this team fucking sucked from the moment the squad was announced. Kimmich had to be played in the wrong position, and I guess Nagelsmann really doesn't like German side defenders? I don't understand why he barely took any. There seems to be nepotism in play. It made 0 sense to have Leroy Sane on the team, not taking Tom Bischof or Said El Mala was also baffling...Goretzka being on the team at all is funny. He's more known at the moment for having a crazy fan that yells his name very loudly when the team is on walks outside. On the field, well, he didn't have a good season at Bayern Munich.

In fact, hmm, Sane was a former Bayern Munich player. Where did Kimmich play for a large portion of his career? Bayern Munich. What team did Nagelsmann manage before managing Germany? Bayern Munich. Really gets the noggin' joggin'.

iMiaSanMia is a twitter account that is good for keeping up with Bayern Munich news, and it's showing no mercy lately.
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The infamous '95/96 generation' that was hailed to succeed the 2014 World champions
• 3 World Cups
• 2 group stage exits
• 0 Round of 16 reached
• 1 knockout game played (lost to Paraguay)
• 0 clean sheet
The DFB cancelled a press conference with Julian Nagelsmann that was planned today after the World Cup exit. Instead, the team will fly directly home on Tuesday and then go on vacation. There will later be a statement on the elimination instead of the press conference [@SPORT1]
Julian Nagelsmann (under contract until 2028) says he won't resign: "I'm available. If the DFB want me to stay until 2028, I will. If they don't, then I'll go"
Leroy Sané completed 0/7 dribbles, 0/8 crosses and won 1/9 duels against Paraguay
 
I liked the level of blood spilt and some of the last ditch/dutch tackles, very impressive
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I went to the hospital yesterday and had eye surgery. Woke up, saw an entertaining match between Brazil and Japan, fell asleep again, woke up right for the start of the Germany match. Watched it in a steaming hot hospital room bc Germany is a 4th world country where hospitals have no AC, pumped with pain killers and in super duper blurry vision thanks to the surgery. I couldn't tell what I saw. Was it real, was it a fever dream, was I hallucinating, what the fuck was gping on. The penalty shoot out happened around 1.30 a.m. Had to check the internet in the morning to see if it actually happened. I'm not even mad. This is the team this shithole country deserves. Decline and endless failure. Germany dies and so does our national team. A losing rainbow team for a losing rainbow nation. I hate this timeline.



You guys underestimated your opponent. Typical rookie mistake, but coming from the Germans it feels quite awkward - as in, they are better than this.

You win fussball by scoring more than the other guy, not by belittling or gloating. You win in the field, not in the commentary box.
 
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