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I still remember last world cup netherlands, probably the second hardest match argentina had besides france in the finals
and yeah, they were already full of niggers, and sucking at penalties, they haven't changed that much it seems lol
I find it really amusing that niggers are practically unable to win on penalties :smug:
 
This elimination is even better because it is the 12th anniversary of NO ERA PENAL.

A game in 2014 world cup that Mexico played against Netherlands and Robben dived so hard and it got a penalty in the end of the second hald. Scoring and eliminating Mexico.

There is even a video of a drunk mexican screaming NO ERA PENAL as he drinks his sorrow away


And now 12 years later, in Mexico, they lose in penalties this way.

I don't believe in magic or curses, but if you do, this is top kino storytelling
 
Who the fuck is teaching these players how to take penalties? You pick your fucking corner and blast it in with confidence. These players are psyching themselves out by worrying about the goalkeeper and doing this stutter-step bullshit. If you want to get cute just chip it in an offspeed rainbow down the middle.

Niggers are not known for being cool under pressure.

Mbappe is an exception.
 
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It's over.

Also for the swamp Germans.

Julius Caesar was right all along.
 
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and had some dictator who forced race mixing?
You are thinking of Jose Gaspar Rodriguez de Francia y Velasco, Paraguay's first dictator although his official title was "Supreme and Perpetual Dictator of Paraguay" often shortened to "El Supremo".

About three years into office, he decided to impose a law to prohibit intrarracial marriage between peoples of Spaniard stock. Francia (yes, Francia is the surname and everything else before it are his given names) did this in order to eliminate socioeconomic inequality among races that were there because of the Spanish Empire's caste system (one with very funny unofficial names because they tracked EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE COMBINATION) with people of Spaniard stock at the top (peninsulares, being regular Spaniards at the very top and criollos, peoples of Spaniard stock born in the Americas in second place). Francia didn't do this out of the kindness of his heart, he did it so he would've one less factor threatning his job.

Francia wasn't unique on his idea of trying to unify a Latin American nation under the concept of race exceptionalism, he simply was the one that actually pulled it off. Paraguay is the only country where it's main indigeneous language, Guarani, has the same status as Spanish.

And yes, I said he just is Paraguay's first. Proving history rhymes, Alfredo Stroessner, a German Paraguayan, is the arguably more famous of the two. But that's a story for another time.

Back on topic. Man, my picks have been all off. So I'm sorry if I jinx your country. I predict many more PKs.

FRA vs. SWE: France will win and Mbappe will become top scorer in the WC.
BEL vs SEN: Senegal wins but only because Belgium loses it harder.
USA vs BIH: USA will win and Americans will live to larp they can win it all another week.
SPA vs AUS: Spain doesn't deserve to win. Total yuro death and if these fucks survive, it is scripted.
POR vs CRO: Ronaldo passes the ball to himself all day.
CIV vs NOR: Rowing for another two weeks because if they win this, then they get to rape Brapzil.
MEX vs ECU: Mexico wins off bullshit alone again. They will use that Ecuador beat Germany as indication they will win it all.
ENG vs DRC: Ingerland manages unconvincing win and falls apart right after. Maybe at the hands of meximutts.
SWI vs ALG: Algeria simply because they are whiter and had a tougher group.
COL vs GHA: Colombia wins an ugly match.
AUS vs EGY: I think Group D already proved it was the better one so I'm picking Aussie for the lulz.
ARG vs CVD: Cape Verde draws and proves blacks can shoot PKs too. Anyone surviving the extended Group Stage from Groups B, G and H that isn't Cape Verde are an insult to the audience.
 
The English had been Nugubu'd
english btw.webp

Now the Dutch have been Nugubu'd
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I expect Spain to be next nation to be raped in penalties by Nigs
Yamal, Williams and Ferran Torres (he is spiritually black) your days are numbered
 
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