🎨 Artcow Fred and Sharon's Movies!

[littlebiscuits]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyMh6ByDhn5GOvGJlr0CICQ

http://www.fredandsharonsmovies.com/index.html

What happens when a love of Windows movie maker, WordArt and Comic-Sans goes to far? Fred and Sharon's Movies! It started innocently, when a married couple from Canada decided to start a small internet advertising business. For a small, reasonable fee, they'll vomit crazy into Windows Movie Maker for 20 minutes, making their oringinal characters sing jingles about your landscaping business or just super-impose themselves over green screen to confuse and terrify your customers. Take a look!

Meet Marbles, Fred's horney, lonely, love-starved OC:

This is Arnold, another OC of Fred's.

They also rap.

Sharon fancies herself a bit of a relationship expert, so she has graciously decided to offer her advice to young celebrities in need.

Bonus! A personal favorite of mine :

Well. There you have it. Basically, I just wanted to scare the pants off of everyone with Marble's face.

 

[Male]

Well now I know where those adult swim bumpers came from

 

[Pine Tar]

Huh, Arnold looks like Nixon.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm going to be blunt here, but what the fuck did I just watch?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Ice T. Dr. Dre. Fred.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

I forgot what episode, but these two were featured on trutv's worlds dumbest. I laughed so hard and now I'm just depressed seeing these videos.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

It's like they're trapped in a early 90's time warp, maybe this is what Chris saw while trapped in the Time Void?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope nope.

Just. NOPE.

 

[The Knife]

I won't lie, I clicked on this because I thought it was about that British couple who murdered their daughter and buried her under the patio.

This was a different kind of disturbing than I expected.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

So... Their videos aren't meant to be ironic?

 

[RetardBus]

Crackhead and Dreads take a jog through the park while discussing deep thoughts

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Well now I know where those adult swim bumpers came from

Except this is funny.

You know. I see a lot of shit on this website. And its gotten to the point where I'm somewhat desensitized and things that used to have me cracking up now barely register when I see them But this right here...Literal LOLs. What in the entire fuck is going on here.

 

[Total Dingus]

I've loved these guys for years - I'm really glad that I'm not the only one. While I don't think that an old dude from Kelowna is necessarily a "LOLcow", these videos are pretty amazing.

Find "Smell Fishy" and never sleep again.

 

[Saney]

Well, I'm terrified. Congratulations littlebiscuits, you've scarred a mod.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Well, I'm terrified. Congratulations littlebiscuits, you've scarred a mod.

 

[wheat pasta]

GOOD LORD.

 

[Abby]

Don't care if these people are lolcows or not, their videos crack me the hell up.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

The writing in those Marbles videos are atrocious, and that's not even going into the voice-acting.

Is it supposed to be funny? You need to have a good grasp on how dialogue works for the whole "two conversations" thing to work. The conversations in question are so... ugh. And it's so obvious they're not talking about the same thing, which completely misses the point of the "two conversations" setup.

Even if they got that right, the voice-acting is atrocious, but as a writer... their attempts at the "two conversations" setup is simply too much.

 

[Zenotwapal]

These videos remind me of material Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim produce.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Marbles is definitely the most terrifying of their characters.

Sophia is a close second though.