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[Florian]

Landon just posted a google doc about how he got cucked

So basically what happened, Landon got to the first base with some ho for what seems to be couple of times max, became extremely possessive of her, thought she is the love of his life, thought they were in a relationship for multiple months while they weren't, all while the ho was freezing him out, talking shit about him behind his back, and having Discord ERP with some other dudes. And after all that still saying he loves her.

It's so embarrassing I don't even know how to react to it.

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

the only thing left for landon to do is change his last name to Johma lol

 

[SwagRacist]

Vimp leading Landon on is worse than Jet leading Ellie on, unironically.

People will call this crazy until Landon ropes

 

[Agares]

So basically what happened, Landon got to the first base with some ho for what seems to be couple of times max, became extremely possessive of her, thought she is the love of his life, thought they were in a relationship for multiple months while they weren't, all while the ho was freezing him out, talking shit about him behind his back, and having Discord ERP with some other dudes. And after all that still saying he loves her.

It's so embarrassing I don't even know how to react to it.

It’s a canon event in everyone’s life, man or woman. Just about everyone has that one experience that shows them just how awful and dehumanizing modern dating is. Vimp is also at fault for leading Landon on and slow ghosting him instead of just telling him that shes not interested or whatever.

 

[Lonjil]

It’s a canon event in everyone’s life, man or woman. Just about everyone has that one experience that shows them just how awful and dehumanizing modern dating is. Vimp is also at fault for leading Landon on and slow ghosting him instead of just telling him that shes not interested or whatever.

Yeah the whole situation sums up perfectly modern dating for zoomers lol. The guy is retarded and never takes hints and doesn’t stand his ground when he’s being fucked with, the girl is also retarded and just sleeps around and ghosts him instead of just dumping him and moving on

Grim grim grim

 

[GaryGray]

Say what you want about Alex but the man knows how to put an outfit together
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He dresses as if he is going to loiter outside a connivance store and wait for underage girls to ask him to buy beer and fags for them. He isn't 22 he is pushing 40. If I had to give his style a name it would be arrested development chic.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

If I had to give his style a name it would be arrested development chic.

It's this faux-badass thing that every guy in 2008 was doing. It's now evolved into faux-masculine "beard oil bald reddit hipster" shit.
He'd actually look cool compared to the fags that populated bars/clubs back then and wore shit like Affliction and FUBU.

Alex is just coasting off the fact he was a decent looking dude 10y ago and hasn't improved in the slightest - arrested development chic is an apt name.
He is living proof of Sam Hyde's comments on how pretty-boys are fucked for life since they're able to coast well into their 20s on looks alone, often leading them to become total failures in their 30s.

I've seen it many times, guy who was cool skater kid/party bro/preppy chad in his teens/20s has to grow up and just can't since all their social skills are based around people gassing them up for being cool and good-looking and now that they don't have that crutch they're just fucked and can't carry themselves right.

Usually they just become fat 'uncs that hang out at shitty bars and chase girls that just turned 21 and move to vegas or miami or somewhere there's a nightlife scene they can haunt, but Alex can afford exotic animals, mexican xans, and infinity-paypigging for obese latinas so he's just gonna railroad himself on that lifestyle until the drugs or latina buttgas kills him. Sad to see really

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Landon just posted a google doc about how he got cucked

Well at least he experienced his first heartbreak (in his 20s). He needs a level-headed normal person who is not James, who can talk to him about this. His manifesto reads like it came from some dorky teenager who has a flowery, infantile way of understanding love/relationships and is too clingy.

 

[bookers]

Landon just posted a google doc about how he got cucked

wtf is a frazzle
isnt that the teacher from magic school bus?

 

[David Spadem]

So basically what happened, Landon got to the first base with some ho for what seems to be couple of times max, became extremely possessive of her, thought she is the love of his life, thought they were in a relationship for multiple months while they weren't, all while the ho was freezing him out, talking shit about him behind his back, and having Discord ERP with some other dudes. And after all that still saying he loves her.

It's so embarrassing I don't even know how to react to it.

If anything, it's been entertaining seeing people hate post or react negatively on posts about Vimp and are likely the same phenotype and personality as Landon.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[bookers]

If anything, it's been entertaining seeing people hate post or react negatively on posts about Vimp and are likely the same phenotype and personality as Landon.

vimp is a (probably literally) retarded e-thot.
landon also being retarded doesnt change that.

 

[Gash Flordon]

If anything, it's been entertaining seeing people hate post or react negatively on posts about Vimp and are likely the same phenotype and personality as Landon.

90+% of fishtank fans are the same phenotype and personality as Landon. He was cast as the audience self-insert

wtf is a frazzle
isnt that the teacher from magic school bus?

Frazzle is the streamstar/orbiter Vimp was hooking up with in NY, while sexting the other orbiter, while occasionally texting landon about maybe a date sometime.

His gimmick was he looks like one of those 1930s nazi caricatures of a jew.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

vimp is a (probably literally) retarded e-thot.
landon also being retarded doesnt change that.

vimp is an evil swut and landon is a pure innocent soul who jerks off to cartoons. (they belong together and Vimp is defying the will of God)

she's also denying her biological imperative as a chopped slavic hoe to shack up with a fiercely loyal alcoholic retard before the babushka genes kick in.

 

[Act]

vimp is an evil swut and landon is a pure innocent soul who jerks off to cartoons. (they belong together and Vimp is defying the will of God)

she's also denying her biological imperative as a chopped slavic hoe to shack up with a fiercely loyal alcoholic retard before the babushka genes kick in.

The yin and yang of retardation

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Frazzle is the streamstar/orbiter Vimp was hooking up with in NY, while sexting the other orbiter, while occasionally texting landon about maybe a date sometime.
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His gimmick was he looks like one of those 1930s nazi caricatures of a jew.

I didn’t know that Nazi caricatures contained that level of thrush on the tongue. Disgusting.

The thought of making out with that or having it on my private parts does not sound appealing to me.

 

[evergreenrider]

90+% of fishtank fans are the same phenotype and personality as Landon. He was cast as the audience self-insert

Frazzle is the streamstar/orbiter Vimp was hooking up with in NY, while sexting the other orbiter, while occasionally texting landon about maybe a date sometime.
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His gimmick was he looks like one of those 1930s nazi caricatures of a jew.

Ari Shaffir also streams?

 

[Polyboros2]

I wish he had gotten with Monkeyspit.

She's probably just as crazy and could potentially fuck his life up even more, but at least he probably would of gotten laid.

 

[The Man With No Name]

vimp is an evil swut and landon is a pure innocent soul who jerks off to cartoons. (they belong together and Vimp is defying the will of God)

she's also denying her biological imperative as a chopped slavic hoe to shack up with a fiercely loyal alcoholic retard before the babushka genes kick in.

Landon's shitty janny gig is conservatively 5000 times more hard work and productive to our society than anything Vimp has ever or will ever produce, unless she bares Landon a child.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

should I buy a fishtank

Do you guys support Null taking over Fishtank from Jet?