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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 94 10.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 119 12.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 228 24.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 446 47.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 5.9%

  • Total de votantes
    943
In summer camp a kid in my cabin was obviously a bit too much of an obnoxious sperg to be with us but his dad had some sway so they let him in with us unsupervised and I beat his ass after he spazzed on me. That's what hating on women feels like. We know that all women are retarded when left to their own devices. I've had my fill of punching retards, I don't care that they spent a lot of money trying to make them look like people in movies and shit all you have to do is talk to them to get it
Was Simmons your camp counselor?
 
I don’t think Jet killed her. I’m sure she had problems.

But I’m also sure knowing that you fucked Jet on purpose doesn’t help if you're suicidal.

Remember kids, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Also remember that you cannot unfuck Jet Neptroon, so don’t do it.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem (of having fucked Jet) - personally id make the same choice
 
In summer camp a kid in my cabin was obviously a bit too much of an obnoxious sperg to be with us but his dad had some sway so they let him in with us unsupervised and I beat his ass after he spazzed on me. That's what hating on women feels like. We know that all women are retarded when left to their own devices. I've had my fill of punching retards, I don't care that they spent a lot of money trying to make them look like people in movies and shit all you have to do is talk to them to get it
Interesting. So you like to punch retards and yell at the (late) teens you may or may not groom?

ALSO. Roblox atomwaffen being in Vimp’s mind as a point of reference for herself is cooked. Whether or not she’s being ironic, it is insane. RIP.
 
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I just want to point out how extremely funny it is that Binx got mad about her last remaining top paypig gifting Vimp a Switch instead of donating to her own stream's goal. What a miserable hag
 
This might be what brings Landon and Vimp together. Vimp likes waiting to cum and Landon like Cum waiting
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Haven't checked in here for a while, holy shit. Ellie's gone and soon Landon will be too.

The casting couch stuff with the wiggers has been joked about for years. I didn't think it was really confirmed Jet was with Ellie and was cheating on her before her suicide, but it was I guess. Don't know how to feel about that exactly. On the one hand it's never really someone's fault when someone else makes a decision to commit suicide. But, I can see how it would have exacerbated Ellie's condition. Depressed and terminally online, goes on fishtank, thinks things are turning around but then her first real relationship she gets cheated on and sent back home to just stew in it all. What a nightmare.

So sad that she was so young. Around the same age I'm sure a lot of us were in a similar place, and are glad now we never went through with it. Just so sad.

In regards to fishtank as an actual show, I wonder if this might be the end. I wouldn't be surprised if we don't see Jet on camera again at least. I feel like this is the point where the Jet memes hit terminal velocity and will be literally inescapable on the show. Trying to picture what the next season would even look like with all of the TTS coming in, all of it censored, who knows. Obviously the Marky situation didn't stop them but how many names words and phrases need to be filtered now? List just grows every season. I really don't know how the future looks, if there is one.

All I can really articulate is the feeling it gives me which is just sadness and disgust. I'm familiar with the whole fishtank sphere, and knew of Jet on r9k way back before he ever linked up with Sam, so I get this whole world and I'm not surprised people in it would be dying of suicide necessarily, but it's shocking either way. I'm really not sure what comes next if anything.
 
well I hope Landon doesn't hang himself in the woods on the camping stream
Optimistic of you to think that the autist who didn't know how to tie his shoes would be able to tie a noose. It would be like a comedy skit: He walks into the woods with a rope, throws it onto a branch, stares at it blankly, then goes "Oh right, I don't know how to tie a noose, per se".
 
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