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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 94 10.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 119 12.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 226 24.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 445 47.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 6.0%

  • Total de votantes
    940
I don't know how the James Drake camping trip can possibly go on in this climate. With Ellie gone I just don't think it's possible to enjoy these sort of things anymore. We are all complicit you know. She was a virgin. James Drake camping with fellow Fishtank alumni is practically endorsing Jet Nepstein's murder of what could have been a loyal, obedient, Asian tradwife to you or I. I don't know if James Drake knows what it means to be a young virgin, with a sweet tight peach fuzz pussy. She was a virgin, her hymen was still intact. Her sweet, young, horizontal hymen. Young women don't make their own choices, you have to understand that. Only a strong, real man can give a soft, gentle, Asian virgin like Ellie the guiding hand she needs. Instead Jet Neptune put his cock in her mouth like a pistol and blew her fucking brains out.

The show cannot go on. It is over. James Drake, I beg you. Out of respect for this cute, tight, submissive, Asian virgin we've lost too soon, put an end to this madness.

I will never forget you Ellie, you will live on in my dreams and fantasies forever. I don't know how I can go on without you, but I'll find a way.
I can't believe Bashir manipulated Jet into causing Ellie to suicide just to mess with James Drake's camping trip thats crazy bro this is just like The Wire
 
Landon accusing Bashir of manipulating him since day 1, because he tried to prank him into pulling off and ruining the community vape, is one of the funniest things he did all Season.
It's even better because Landon forgot this happened until Binx started actually manipulating him into butting heads with Bash and TTS reminded him about it so that they too could manipulate him.
 
How did this take so long?

I thought the whole point of being a drug dealer at this tier (i.e. the "in-person haggle & delivery mule" role) meant "get in, do business, get out as fast as possible."
You ever tried to walk away from a coke head like Freddy who insists upon telling you about fishtank like it's a streaming netflix show and telling you how another guy shaves his pubes for him? I bet Freddy had that dealer there for almost 30 minutes after Burt shut off stream.
 
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Amazing how Landon’s forearm is larger than the upper arm
This is the result of an extremely rare neuromuscular disorder known as 'Ejaculatio Exspectans' or in layman's terms "Cum Waiting disease".
Potential causes include but are not limited to: excessive alcohol consumption, overexposure to hentai ahegao faces, a cheese fry-heavy diet, fixation on Oedipal fantasies, and simping for sub-90 IQ e-girls.
 
Jet deletes all instagram posts and changes his profile picture from a picture of ceaser to a picture of a ghoul

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Watched the video. It’s even dumber than Burt buying drugs to do. Freddy somehow convinced him to buy the drugs for himself and the island boy
In my opinion it's pretty obvious that Burt is buying drugs for them because he wants to fuck them and thinks that doing so will get him in their good graces, and therefore closer to that goal.
 
If he embraced the fact that he was a weird ghoul like 80% the fans, more people would like him.
Him and his wigger friends trip over their own self important egos every season but then they act like the show is supposed to be scuffed. It's like schrodinger's wigger.
 
Buying cocaine and hang out with cokehead Fred and the gay island boy (who he probably wants to fuck and share their STDs with each other) it's ok for Burt but hanging out and streaming with Frank it's too much for that schizo faggot. I swear those IRLs streams with Frank were fucking awesome.
Frank crossed a line by trying to get Burt deplatformed. Until then Burt tolerated him and continued to associate with him because the audience wanted it.
 
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