🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Autistic Integrity]

How did this take so long?

I thought the whole point of being a drug dealer at this tier (i.e. the "in-person haggle & delivery mule" role) meant "get in, do business, get out as fast as possible." How did this actually require ten minutes of monkeyshines to conduct what should have been a thirty-second transaction? Literally every second the dealer is in the presence of his customer, he's in his most vulnerable position (police dream of catching dealers in the act, since they score two arrests at once and can play one off the other for higher conviction rates). Reducing that exposure should be his top priority.

No fucking wonder junkies and dealers get caught so much.

They probably all geeked out so they keep running their mouths

 

[SwagRacist]

Ellie is the east coast gen alpha Laura Palmer apparently. Wtf happened to this girl, I feel more confused now than I have for the past couple days...
Fishtank has some black lodge shit going on right now. Or maybe it is the black lodge...

Jet is Leland and Johnny Neptune is Bob

 

[Steinercard]

Do we have confirmation that Betty was raped and murdered by a /k/ anon yet?

 

[SwagRacist]

Do we have confirmation that Betty was raped and murdered by a /k/ anon yet?

I’d be lying if I said I cared, I’m so tired of hearing about Betty. All of her simps annoy the shit out of me.

 

[inconel]

I don't know how the James Drake camping trip can possibly go on in this climate. With Ellie gone I just don't think it's possible to enjoy these sort of things anymore. We are all complicit you know. She was a virgin. James Drake camping with fellow Fishtank alumni is practically endorsing Jet Nepstein's murder of what could have been a loyal, obedient, Asian tradwife to you or I. I don't know if James Drake knows what it means to be a young virgin, with a sweet tight peach fuzz pussy. She was a virgin, her hymen was still intact. Her sweet, young, horizontal hymen. Young women don't make their own choices, you have to understand that. Only a strong, real man can give a soft, gentle, Asian virgin like Ellie the guiding hand she needs. Instead Jet Neptune put his cock in her mouth like a pistol and blew her fucking brains out.

The show cannot go on. It is over. James Drake, I beg you. Out of respect for this cute, tight, submissive, Asian virgin we've lost too soon, put an end to this madness.

I will never forget you Ellie, you will live on in my dreams and fantasies forever. I don't know how I can go on without you, but I'll find a way.

 

[Dago Lain]

I have no horse in this retard slapfight but this particular thing may not be important to YOU, but is VERY important to young women and girls. Many of you ITT simply do not understand how girls and women think, and reading your takes on the situation is absolutely blackballing. Wish you'd just stop.

Blackpilling. But I kekked at the autocorrect so I'll leave it.

How many of societies ills are truly the result of young men being fixated on their first taste of pussy rather than their first taste of blood
Men won't hesitate to yap about their first time fucking but freeze and stammer when you ask about their first kill or first fight or they make excuses about not remembering or how they would never do that
I didnt get a crumb of gash until I was already a man and by then I'd flayed a dozen beasts on an altar of skulls
And this is coming from the dago who's gaslit himself into thinking chonwse pussy will grant him enlightenment all because he moved to boston and hadny actually seen in Asian person in almost a decade and forgot they were real

 

[TiggerNits]

FULL THUG NIGGA HOT MIC
thug nigga hotmic.mp4

Niggers just really love to do crime

 

[Blackstar]

I don't know how the James Drake camping trip can possibly go on in this climate. With Ellie gone I just don't think it's possible to enjoy these sort of things anymore. We are all complicit you know. She was a virgin. James Drake camping with fellow Fishtank alumni is practically endorsing Jet Nepstein's murder of what could have been a loyal, obedient, Asian tradwife to you or I. I don't know if James Drake knows what it means to be a young virgin, with a sweet tight peach fuzz pussy. She was a virgin, her hymen was still intact. Her sweet, young, horizontal hymen. Young women don't make their own choices, you have to understand that. Only a strong, real man can give a soft, gentle, Asian virgin like Ellie the guiding hand she needs. Instead Jet Neptune put his cock in her mouth like a pistol and blew her fucking brains out.

The show cannot go on. It is over. James Drake, I beg you. Out of respect for this cute, tight, submissive, Asian virgin we've lost too soon, put an end to this madness.

I will never forget you Ellie, you will live on in my dreams and fantasies forever. I don't know how I can go on without you, but I'll find a way.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I don't know how the James Drake camping trip can possibly go on in this climate. With Ellie gone I just don't think it's possible to enjoy these sort of things anymore. We are all complicit you know. She was a virgin. James Drake camping with fellow Fishtank alumni is practically endorsing Jet Nepstein's murder of what could have been a loyal, obedient, Asian tradwife to you or I. I don't know if James Drake knows what it means to be a young virgin, with a sweet tight peach fuzz pussy. She was a virgin, her hymen was still intact. Her sweet, young, horizontal hymen. Young women don't make their own choices, you have to understand that. Only a strong, real man can give a soft, gentle, Asian virgin like Ellie the guiding hand she needs. Instead Jet Neptune put his cock in her mouth like a pistol and blew her fucking brains out.

The show cannot go on. It is over. James Drake, I beg you. Out of respect for this cute, tight, submissive, Asian virgin we've lost too soon, put an end to this madness.

I will never forget you Ellie, you will live on in my dreams and fantasies forever. I don't know how I can go on without you, but I'll find a way.

0:10

 

[Big Nasty]

asian dad and italian mom

Gigi's dad is Italian, Ellie's dad is Vietnamese. Their mom is Korean.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

The show cannot go on. It is over. James Drake, I beg you. Out of respect for this cute, tight, submissive, Asian virgin we've lost too soon, put an end to this madness.

The least he could do is tell Binx to fuck off, her being there is a grim reminder of the wigger cumbunnies victims that didn't make it.

 

[secondrate]

Ellies mom's profile picture

her insta

Apparently ellies mom changed her Facebook profile picture. I suppose she is grieving as much as a psycho crackhead largely responsible for her daughters death could be expected to.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Only a strong, real man can give a soft, gentle, Asian virgin like Ellie the guiding hand she needs.

You'll have to get in line, buddy. @secondrate already claimed her (after he's done with Angie of course).

 

[Jobama]

Ellie’s sister on Reddit.

BRVTAL

 

[Tsunade-sama]

I don't know how the James Drake camping trip can possibly go on in this climate. With Ellie gone I just don't think it's possible to enjoy these sort of things anymore. We are all complicit you know. She was a virgin. James Drake camping with fellow Fishtank alumni is practically endorsing Jet Nepstein's murder of what could have been a loyal, obedient, Asian tradwife to you or I. I don't know if James Drake knows what it means to be a young virgin, with a sweet tight peach fuzz pussy. She was a virgin, her hymen was still intact. Her sweet, young, horizontal hymen. Young women don't make their own choices, you have to understand that. Only a strong, real man can give a soft, gentle, Asian virgin like Ellie the guiding hand she needs. Instead Jet Neptune put his cock in her mouth like a pistol and blew her fucking brains out.

The show cannot go on. It is over. James Drake, I beg you. Out of respect for this cute, tight, submissive, Asian virgin we've lost too soon, put an end to this madness.

I will never forget you Ellie, you will live on in my dreams and fantasies forever. I don't know how I can go on without you, but I'll find a way.

They should do a seance one night and try to talk to Ellie's ghost.

 

[globalruleoutlaw]

I mean, just don't fuck contestants if you're the showrunner. why's that so hard?

I'm sure Jet has like 500 girls in his DM's that are all doing the seig-heiling quirk chungus BPD "notice me senpai" thing, He could just like privately date any of them and it wouldn't harm the show - even if the relationship goes in a horrifically bad direction.

Literally free real estate

It's really funny that "I will never be professional for this goyshit show for literal retards" is Jet's takeaway from all this and not that he should at least be professional enough to not cast 18 year old mentally ill high schoolers and then fuck them afterwards

 

[Act]

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Amazing how Landon’s forearm is larger than the upper arm

he's got the forearm of a true janitor, gotta sweep sweep sweep

 

[FrickFace]

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Amazing how Landon’s forearm is larger than the upper arm

Hopefully this means that Landon is listening to Bash again. I've been rewatching the S5 recaps and a lot of Landon's legendary aura loss could have been avoided if he listened to Bash. "Be your own stupid man!"

 

[Blackstar]

Hopefully this means that Landon is listening to Bash again. I've been rewatching the S5 recaps and a lot of Landon's legendary aura loss could have been avoided if he listened to Bash. "Be your own stupid man!"

Landon accusing Bashir of manipulating him since day 1, because he tried to prank him into pulling off and ruining the community vape, is one of the funniest things he did all Season.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Landon accusing Bashir of manipulating him since day 1, because he tried to prank him into pulling off and ruining the community vape, is one of the funniest things he did all Season.

Bashir manipulated Landon into believing a harmless prank was manipulation.