🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
A Fishtoy locking FT stalkers in the Cell challenge with Tay and Letty equipped with airsoft guns would unironically make Sam a lot of cash.
And get to watch internet creeps be shot with airsoft guns and whine on camera. AND the ladies get to enact some level of legal physical revenge on their stalkers.

It's a win/win.
 
God I can't believe how much of this mini-season I've missed. This time of year is too busy to keep up on. Really hope there's some good highlight reels and practically full restreams for those pure goranian moments. And locking Tay in with a fat creepy fan for her to torture is a perfect encapsulation of whats been missed.
Godspeed fishy superfans.
 
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I know no one here is dumb enough, but remember that you will NEVER be on fishtank and you shouldn't want to be either. The moment you step into the house in front of a camera you'll have hundreds of people trying to find where you live and fuck with you. Even if you're a pretty normal guy, you'd eventually slip up and make an army of x/y/z-triots trying to go after your family/landlord for pissing off their waifu.
 
I know no one here is dumb enough, but remember that you will NEVER be on fishtank and you shouldn't want to be either. The moment you step into the house in front of a camera you'll have hundreds of people trying to find where you live and fuck with you. Even if you're a pretty normal guy, you'd eventually slip up and make an army of x/y/z-triots trying to go after your family/landlord for pissing off their waifu.
BUT WHAT IF:
You don't care what your family thinks/they're smart enough to not care about internet retards.
You don't have a landlord because you have your own place.
You're in a pretty strong union so going after the employer with fake shit won't do anything.

Just asking for a friend.
 
BUT WHAT IF:
You don't care what your family thinks/they're smart enough to not care about internet retards.
You don't have a landlord because you have your own place.
You're in a pretty strong union so going after the employer with fake shit won't do anything.

Just asking for a friend.
Then you get to become the 4th member of MDE and have rough gay sex with Sam
 
Jon is at Anime Expo with Josie.
Where I've been at the last few days. I'm going to rush to find this man to the best of my ability.
 
He was doing that retarded manipulative redditor self pitty shit all night lmao.
How he conversed with Tayleigh was literally like your average Internet conversation of genuine low IQ retards or like nigger domestic abuse in an apartment complex. The same shit over and over and over and over., calm down for a bit then go right back at it over the same shit w ell after everybody else moved on.
 
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