🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
I know no one here is dumb enough, but remember that you will NEVER be on fishtank and you shouldn't want to be either. The moment you step into the house in front of a camera you'll have hundreds of people trying to find where you live and fuck with you. Even if you're a pretty normal guy, you'd eventually slip up and make an army of x/y/z-triots trying to go after your family/landlord for pissing off their waifu.
what kind of retard would see these people spend 24/7 on camera humiliating themselves, living under very stressful situations, have sam hyde force them to eat hotdogs till they vomit, all the while have these insane weirdos do everything they can to dox everything about you then stalk and harass you when you get off the show and all this for nothing more than a chance to win a check for what most people make at a normal job and thinks "yep, that is what i want to do." if that is any of you, i hand over my "king of the retards" crown. you sir have shown to be the biggest retard around. only retards want to go on the show at this point.
 
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from the Bigg Topp Productionz LLC (now Fishnet Inc) SEC securities filing
 
They're all still on the tower, seems like The Cell is empty. Sam and Brian are boxing with Scott watching up on the tower, just to make it more crowded. Sam kicked a lot of shit off the tower because it was apparently soaked in Letty piss after she pissed in a bowl and The Goblin knocked it over. Scott is now looking through Brian's phone while he boxes and looking up porn on it
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Lmao at Sam saying girls who get tattoos & smoke weed with their friends are basically insecure losers


right with Trish standing in the corner lmao

well, he isnt wrong.

I hope everyone will be back in character for the final day / finale but im not hopeful


I miss schitty being interactive with the blacksmiths & co.

Kinda feels weve entered the BTS phase of 2.5

yeah, what is the point of having an entire season based around LARPing if nobody is going to be character? jet kind of dropped the ball on not being more strict about enforcing this.


that's actually a really nice place.
 
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