Fire Emblem series

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Honestly, the bar it has to clear is Engage, which I beat out of spite by listening to a podcast to not want to kill myself by paying to the actual writing. I'm still not sure how we lowered the bar from Fates, but here we are.

Typing that, it does seem IS goes "Good Entry, Bad Entry", so who knows, we might be due a Good FE. Yeah yeah give me Rainbows, but the bar is low.
 
Honestly, the bar it has to clear is Engage, which I beat out of spite by listening to a podcast to not want to kill myself by paying to the actual writing.
Good for you. I'm at the point where everyone is repeating themselves on cruel the villains are when they made landfall in that one city in Elusia.
Typing that, it does seem IS goes "Good Entry, Bad Entry", so who knows, we might be due a Good FE. Yeah yeah give me Rainbows, but the bar is low.
But still, the snippets of dialogue aren't exactly great. But it's more on the unoriginal side of things than anything else
 
Honestly, the bar it has to clear is Engage, which I beat out of spite by listening to a podcast to not want to kill myself by paying to the actual writing. I'm still not sure how we lowered the bar from Fates, but here we are.
Engage had some good parts!
1. I liked Alear as the main Lord. (Way better than Byleth anway.)
2. I liked Alcryst's conversation with his zombie dad.
3. I honestly liked Sombron's death. Dying an undignified death hallucinating your only friend as your two children who hate you look on with pity/disgust.

Good for you. I'm at the point where everyone is repeating themselves on cruel the villains are when they made landfall in that one city in Elusia.
Have you gotten to the part where they take your rings. I had to put down my controller and take a walk when I realized I had lost Micaiah and Celica.
 
Sheboon's Weave mystery meat mutt protagonist comes from a village which is a lazy anagram for Liberia.
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Have you gotten to the part where they take your rings. I had to put down my controller and take a walk when I realized I had lost Micaiah and Celica.
I'm right after the part when you recruit Lindon. And so far, it quickly went from being just standard fare to absolute cringe.

As far as Alear goes, it's kind of interesting how much he hates the rampant dicksucking. But I'd expect a little bit more anger behind on his journey to save the world. Of course, I'm a little bit before the part when shit gets real.

So far, it just feels like nostalgia-slop than anything else.
 
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Sacred Stones’ plot is basic, but the twins and Lyon have good character arcs, and its length and simplicity make it a fun, breezy playthrough every couple of years.

I’ve definitely got some nostalgia bias because it was my first FE and

even back when it was new, the Western fanbase was full of loud, painfully autistic NEETs who’d sperg out over the most inconsequential things imaginable. Back then, all the Big Names in the fandom hated on it for being shorter and easier than Blazing Blade. So if you were a kid and wandered into to ask why Tana dies so easily when she joins you, why do people like her (remember, this was before FEH and every woman in the games having swimsuit alts where a Japanese porn artist drew them with tits bigger than their heads) unemployable losers 10+ years older than you would jump down your throat over basically nothing. Localization autism abounded, too, and people would get incredibly bitchy over vital matters such as whether you called the dragon people Manaketes or Mamkutes, but I think Heroes killed a lot of that off.

People assess SS way more fairly now, but you can still pop into a fan discord that replaced the olden forums, and a fortysomething spaz will not be able to restrain xerself from whining about how it’s easy and therefore boring and a waste of time if you bring it up.

Just downloaded the randomizer, gonna give it a whirl.
 
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remember, this was before FEH and every woman in the games having swimsuit alts where a Japanese porn artist drew them with tits bigger than their heads
FE has always had a waifu-bent to it. Honestly I'm convinced that most of the griping SS had against it was just because a lot of Blazing Blade fans were just Lynfags.
 
The armor knights were already wearing ridiculously large suits of plate back in the Kaga Era
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Then they started wearing their shield as a chest piece during the GBA Era.
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The Kozaki games gave them that weird armor hood to make the generics faceless.
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Honestly, it can't get worse than it already was
The middle one works in a "looks like an EOD bombsuit/Call of Duty Juggernaut enemy" sort of way but yeah, eugh, the other two just look silly.
 
The middle one works in a "looks like an EOD bombsuit/Call of Duty Juggernaut enemy" sort of way but yeah, eugh, the other two just look silly.
I may have been somewhat harsh in regards to the GBA armor knights. While their armor is still bulky, it doesn't look quite as bad in official art where they have the shield off. Here's Blazing Blade's Oswin for reference:
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And here's Binding Blade's Gwendolyn, who serves as the only art for a female armor knight in the GBA games:
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They are definitely designed to look like the “big guys” of the team with their plate, especially by comparison of cavaliers, who also serve as knights but wear lighter armor to show that they aren't quite as tough. Blazing Blade's Kent for reference:
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I may have been somewhat harsh in regards to the GBA armor knights. While their armor is still bulky, it doesn't look quite as bad in official art where they have the shield off. Here's Blazing Blade's Oswin for reference:
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And here's Binding Blade's Gwendolyn, who serves as the only art for a female armor knight in the GBA games:
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They are definitely designed to look like the “big guys” of the team with their plate, especially by comparison of cavaliers, who also serve as knights but wear lighter armor to show that they aren't quite as tough. Blazing Blade's Kent for reference:
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I should also amend my earlier statement that only Tellius got armor aesthetically right - so did Valentia. But to be fair Valentia has the best character art in FE as a whole.
 
I should also amend my earlier statement that only Tellius got armor aesthetically right - so did Valentia. But to be fair Valentia has the best character art in FE as a whole.
I will generally agree to that sentiment. I also think that 3 Houses had reasonably good-looking classes, though the Fortress Knights did look a little too heavily armored.
 
I will generally agree to that sentiment. I also think that 3 Houses had reasonably good-looking classes, though the Fortress Knights did look a little too heavily armored.
It could have been a lot worse, considering what Awakening and Fates did to them. But their shoulder guards and armored skirt is what kills off their design. At least the Fortress Knights got a stylized shield out of it, which isn't much but it's awesome compared to the what the Great Knight is kitted out with.
 
It could have been a lot worse, considering what Awakening and Fates did to them. But their shoulder guards and armored skirt is what kills off their design. At least the Fortress Knights got a stylized shield out of it, which isn't much but it's awesome compared to the what the Great Knight is kitted out with.
IS being too lazy to allow most characters to retain their unique outfits on master tiers still makes me mad.
 
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