Finland's bid to join NATO - Sweden next? World War III after.

Finland (and probably Sweden) join NATO.

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This will probably scare the shit out of Russia. Since we all know the Finnish have the power to enter slow motion while shooting and music from the bands Health or Poets Of The Fall starts playing.
 
>implying they haven't been stolen or sold to mafia
>implying they haven't corroded to dust
>implying Americans or their (((allies))) haven't hacked into them and gained absolute control
>implying the troops will actually want to launch them
>implying the troops will actually know how to launch them
>implying Elon won't jam Glonass to redirect any successfully launched nuke to Moscow
Serious question does anyone knows how many nukes are actually functional on both sides? Considering how much corruption there is
 
Sweden and Finalnd have now signed defense treaties with the UK.

So if the UK is present in Finland and Russia attacks, Russia has attacked a NATO Member by proxy and NATO can come into Sweden and Finland for defense.

The Application for NATO will proceed with stumbling blocks, but effectively the treaty with the UK gives Sweden and Finland access to NATO by proxy.

Russia is seriously pissed. Will the UK now station nukes in Finland and Sweden is the next question.
 
Will the UK now station nukes in Finland and Sweden is the next question.
No, because our entire nuclear deterrent is submarine based. In addition, the security agreements with sweden and finland don't extend to placing any of our forces or equipment in either country. They are agreements to come to their aid if they're attacked, not to create bases there, or exchange units. There would be no proxy casus belli; were the UK to aid them in the event of an attack, NATO would not be required to assist us in that instance, unless we invoked the charter.

Do some research before you spout off.
 
No, because our entire nuclear deterrent is submarine based. In addition, the security agreements with sweden and finland don't extend to placing any of our forces or equipment in either country. They are agreements to come to their aid if they're attacked, not to create bases there, or exchange units. There would be no proxy casus belli; were the UK to aid them in the event of an attack, NATO would not be required to assist us in that instance, unless we invoked the charter.

Do some research before you spout off.
Bullhsit.

If the treaty says if Finland is touched then the UK can come to their defense. With UK forces in Finland in the event of Russia incursion NATO is obligated to assist the UK if their forces come under fire.

Why do you think they signed the treaty dipshit? Nothing better to do on a weekend?
 
There's neo-nazis in Finland too!

Who would have thought?! They just sprung up in the last month!

Russia must invade Finland and save those ethnic russians in Finland being oppressed by nazis!

3 months from now they will be free! Or 5 months? Or 12? Doesn't matter, might as well level a few cities in the process!
 
Just remember Russia didn’t do anything wrong here. This is NATO not keeping their promise to go east while Russia makes it clear they want to reform the borders of the old imperial empire, Russia is the victim here.Finland wanting to join NATO is just an example of Nazism taking over.

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Same for Austria and Switzerland. They are effectively in a bubble.

Well, if ever there were two countries that could make a convincing argument for staying 'neutral'. *

The Swedes and the Finns played both sides in the previous world war (to my limited understanding - don't know much about it), and both the 'axis' and 'allies' turned a blind eye because it was convenient to both of them to do so.

I'm not really a student of history - I like hearing opposing opinions and viewpoints. I'm a sperg but not that much of a polit sperg. It's just that all of this feels like a build up to something much greater, that we are only just in the early stages of whatever it is that is about to come that will really impact all our lives. Might be wrong.

The only question now is what will Russia do in a few days time when it becomes official.


Russian energy supplier RAO Nordic says it will suspend deliveries of electricity to Finland from Saturday, citing problems with payments.

The company said it had not been paid for previous deliveries.

The Finnish grid operator said Russia provided only a small percentage of the country's electricity and that it could be replaced from alternative sources.

On Thursday, Russia threatened to take "retaliatory steps" after Finland said it planned to join Nato.





* Besides, got to have somewhere to bank all that 'Nazi' gold.
 
Does Sweden even have to join if Finland does?

Russia can't really do anything to major to Sweden, Yes! as Pervitin Perkele would stand in the way.

Same for Austria and Switzerland. They are effectively in a bubble.
I would say it's more in their interest to join since Sweden is still connected to the ocean and isn't completely grid locked like Austria and Switzerland. Plus it dosent hurt to know that your neighbours won't abandon you if you somehow did get attacked. Not that I expect them to abandon Sweden regardless.

The Swedes and the Finns played both sides in the previous world war (to my limited understanding - don't know much about it), and both the 'axis' and 'allies' turned a blind eye because it was convenient to both of them to do so..
Sweden was more neutral because of them supplying the Nazis Iron to keep them from attacking. Once the tides were pretty clearly on the Allies favour, they stopped.

(And Norway too till the nazis found out the allies were trying to convince the weegies to stop, even using sea mines to stop supplies towards nazi germany and decided occupation to keep that supply secure.)

Finland was dealing with the Winter War and once it was settled, The Nazis supplied and somewhat helped the finns with the continuation war when Nazi Germany was invading the USSR. After the Nazis were kicked out and the Soviets were going in for the attack. Finland had to go in the defensive position and try and sue for peace which did happen but under the allies agreement that they kick out the Nazis out of Finland, help the Allies while giving back land to the USSR and monetary reparations. (Which they end up even losing more than the end of the Winter War).

That's my knowledge of the Nordics within WWII.
 
Given Russia's track record against Finland during the Winter War, they'd be wise to not fuck around with Finland lest they get their asses handed to them again in the most humiliating way possible.
Why did anybody here expect Russia to achieve anything invading Ukraine when little Finland and Poland beat the Hell out of them, and every time somebody invades they take over half the country?
 
Just remember Russia didn’t do anything wrong here. This is NATO not keeping their promise to go east while Russia makes it clear they want to reform the borders of the old imperial empire, Russia is the victim here.Finland wanting to join NATO is just an example of Nazism taking over.

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"Nazism is based, except when Ukraine does it."
- Articles and Happenings
 
Remember when Kremlin tried to justify this war by saying it was "to prevent" Ukraine joining NATO? So how about now, vatniks?
 
If it helps you sleep there are many nukes that were simply lost by both Russians and USA. And Real number is probably higher , because you know it does not look good when you say yeah we lost nuke.
it does not help me sleep to think that there are nukes in the southern cone, no
 
Given Russia's track record against Finland during the Winter War, they'd be wise to not fuck around with Finland lest they get their asses handed to them again in the most humiliating way possible.
Russia won against Finland. Two times. The Fins lost the Winter War and the Continuation War. In fact Finland has a fairly meh military history. People always try and make them sound badass but they can never complete a military victory and thus lose.

Serious question does anyone knows how many nukes are actually functional on both sides? Considering how much corruption there is
From https://www.state.gov/new-start/

Both the United States and the Russian Federation met the central limits of the New START Treaty by February 5, 2018, and have stayed at or below them ever since. Those limits are:

  • 700 deployed intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs), deployed submarine-launched ballistic missiles (SLBMs), and deployed heavy bombers equipped for nuclear armaments;
  • 1,550 nuclear warheads on deployed ICBMs, deployed SLBMs, and deployed heavy bombers equipped for nuclear armaments (each such heavy bomber is counted as one warhead toward this limit);
  • 800 deployed and non-deployed ICBM launchers, SLBM launchers, and heavy bombers equipped for nuclear armaments.
New START limits all Russian deployed intercontinental-range nuclear weapons, including every Russian nuclear warhead that is loaded onto an intercontinental-range ballistic missile that can reach the United States in approximately 30 minutes. It also limits the deployed Avangard and the under development Sarmat, the two most operationally available of the Russian Federation’s new long-range nuclear weapons that can reach the United States. Extending New START ensures we will have verifiable limits on the mainstay of Russian nuclear weapons that can reach the U.S. homeland for the next five years. As of the most recent data exchange on September 1, 2020, the Russian Federation declared 1,447 deployed strategic warheads. The Russian Federation has the capacity to deploy many more than 1,550 warheads on its modernized ICBMs and SLBMs, as well as heavy bombers, but is constrained from doing so by New START.


Why did anybody here expect Russia to achieve anything invading Ukraine when little Finland and Poland beat the Hell out of them, and every time somebody invades they take over half the country?
If Finland beat the hell out of Russia why did Finland lose two wars against them? Poland is an even bigger joke. Poland talks shit and then gets fucked in all holes without lube.
 
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