Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Buck Mullet]

Chris puts effort into making a video, tweeting, and drawing because he's butthurt over being blocked by strangers. But his Patreon dwindling from nearly a grand monthly to barely a hundred bucks... nothing. Not a peep about it. I guess maintaining and growing that audience is too much like work.

 

[Rokko]

You mean 20 Lego sets and 30 extortion video games.

And hopefully they shake his hand at the end.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris puts effort into making a video, tweeting, and drawing because he's butthurt over being blocked by strangers. But his Patreon dwindling from nearly a grand monthly to barely a hundred bucks... nothing. Not a peep about it. I guess maintaining and growing that audience is too much like work.

Part of me wonders if he even remembers he has a patreon at all and it isn't just free money given to him.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Part of me wonders if he even remembers he has a patreon at all and it isn't just free money given to him.

I've pondered this mystery of life as well and I'm sure he thinks its just free money at this point.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris just lost another Patreon. It's down to 11 with a value of 106$.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris just lost another Patreon. It's down to 11 with a value of 106$.

That's impressive, considering how rapidly it went down from its high. There are people who have done nothing whatsoever for years without losing that much Patreon welfare.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris made $454.88 in January ebay sales.

M&M dispenser: $25
Autographed Fanta can: $59.98
Variant autographed photo - Ian: $100
Barbara Chandler Autographed Photo: $29.99
Barb's blanket: $75
Autograph cards (with autograph): $124.95
Autograph cards (without autograph): $39.96

It's impressive seeing as how he only made a couple tweets about his ebay business this month. Also his sales exceeded last year's January sales of $350, when he sold his Pokemon binders.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

The last of Barb's blankets sold a few days ago.

Ver archivo adjunto 650999
Barb had put five up for sale and has netted $525. The dumbasses who shelled out for those deserve whatever infestation they get for buying blankets from a hoard house.

Now he will cry for donations "not less than a dollar" because it is cold outside and they don't have any blankets to keep warm.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When is the real Magi-Chan gonna sell autographs?

 

[PT 940]

When is the real Magi-Chan gonna sell autographs?

I want one but it might only exist in a different dimension, meaning I wouldn't get it in this one

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A few days ago, Chris's Patreon was nearly down to $100. Today:

Someone pledged $500:

 

[Zitta]

And someone actually fell for that, though I guess that's one way to do it I guess. And here I was hoping it'd finally trickle down more with his twitter privated. Well at least we'll know who it was considered their name will be in the credits

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

A few days ago, Chris's Patreon was nearly down to $100. Today:

Ver archivo adjunto 655612

Someone pledged $500:

Ver archivo adjunto 655623

Who the everlasting fuck has 500 just laying around and nothing better to do with it than give it to some tard? This blows my mind.

 

[Pikautism]

Who the everlasting fuck has 500 just laying around and nothing better to do with it than give it to some tard? This blows my mind.

Didn't someone mail him a $500 visa card just to track the purchases?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

And someone actually fell for that, though I guess that's one way to do it I guess. And here I was hoping it'd finally trickle down more with his twitter privated. Well at least we'll know who it was considered their name will be in the credits

I don't think Chris will honor any of those perks, let alone even give this dumbass a single copy of sonichu. He hasn't even mention or show any comic development in months.

 

[Zitta]

Oh yeah it slipped my mind that these only come out once a century. Maybe the person who pledged that did too

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Didn't someone mail him a $500 visa card just to track the purchases?

Yes, that did happen. It was mostly used for McDonald's. Most people would use it for groceries and actual necessities. Chris may as well just take a pile of cash and set it on fire. The boy has no idea of the value of a damn dollar. Excuse me while I go sweep up the brain fragments that exploded out of my head... *grumbles old fart style* 500 damn dollars.... hours of work.... bills.... get off my fucking lawn!

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Oh yeah it slipped my mind that these only come out once a century. Maybe the person who pledged that did too

I doubt it slipped their mind. It's probably some fucking w e e n hoping they'll get content out of Chris if they throw money at him, like DStecks or that Miss Cherry idiot who was trying to claim she was his sweetheart.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I doubt it slipped their mind. It's probably some fucking w e e n hoping they'll get content out of Chris if they throw money at him.

That person is shit out of luck. Chris is nothing if not lazy.

 

[SheCame4Lulz]

Everyone has to remember that two slow in the minds paid a grand for his porn on mommy or daddy's credit card, this is most likely another idiot wanting to roleplay as CPU shitheart.