Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[fiu0cm]

Chris will ignore all bills, liens, and judgments. If they foreclose on the house after Barb dies he will just become a squatter. No one wants to be on the news for trying to kick a manchild orphan mongo to the streets.

I worked for a company that acquired foreclosures, and we would pay squatters to leave, rather than going through the legal process to evict them. It depends on the state and the debtholder, but Chris might end up getting paid 2000-3000USD to move out.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I worked for a company that acquired foreclosures, and we would pay squatters to leave, rather than going through the legal process to evict them. It depends on the state and the debtholder, but Chris might end up getting paid 2000-3000USD to move out.

You mean 20 Lego sets and 30 extortion video games.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I worked for a company that acquired foreclosures, and we would pay squatters to leave, rather than going through the legal process to evict them. It depends on the state and the debtholder, but Chris might end up getting paid 2000-3000USD to move out.

One advantage of paying people to leave instead of evicting is that they tend to leave the house in better condition. That ship has passed.

 

[Pikautism]

I worked for a company that acquired foreclosures, and we would pay squatters to leave, rather than going through the legal process to evict them. It depends on the state and the debtholder, but Chris might end up getting paid 2000-3000USD to move out.

Chris will miss the deadline to be out due to stress making him unable to pack. I just can't see any scenario of Chris leaving 14BC without the "aide" of the local Sheriff.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I worked for a company that acquired foreclosures, and we would pay squatters to leave, rather than going through the legal process to evict them. It depends on the state and the debtholder, but Chris might end up getting paid 2000-3000USD to move out.

Chris can literally win the day by shitting himself and doing nothing

 

[brombeer]

Most of these are allready in the wiki so i'll just add some information and updates

After some research I found these stamps are a common collectible of no real significant value other than the emotional value of his father's name printed on the cover.
Value off this collection is estimated at about 60ct to $1.20 per stamp, the total of 35 stamps would give the collection a resale value off maximum $42
discussion on similar stamps can be found here:
https://www.stampcommunity.org/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10320

note the name on the listing is ''chris chan'' while the card doesnt mention this and his channel has changed name to ''prestinechristine" in 2015

Shipping problems with the Double poster Pack, including Barbara, these are not very popular, most negative reviews are due to the posters arriving late and damaged.

Chris sold 18 empty cans of Fanta as of now for $29.99 a piece, 6 are left up for sale,

Also still available are:
The mirror ball
The M&M Talking phone
The various M&Ms memorabilia

Looking at the statistics, Christine is a surprisingly correct e-bay seller
Most comments are True and Honoust and the negative feedbacks are mostly for late shipments or messy packaging.

On the surface this looks good, however, she just spends the earned money on other toys, as his buyer ratings show you, which outnumber the sales 2 to 1 according to the feedbacks

 

[Raiken]

So what is new?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The last of Barb's blankets sold a few days ago.

Barb had put five up for sale and has netted $525. The dumbasses who shelled out for those deserve whatever infestation they get for buying blankets from a hoard house.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't know which is more pathetic- that Chris is selling threadbare blankets and used Fanta cans, or that people are actually paying money for this shit.
Remind me who the real troll here is.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I don't know which is more pathetic- that Chris is selling threadbare blankets and used Fanta cans, or that people are actually paying money for this shit.
Remind me who the real troll here is.

Perhaps life? It made Chris a truly spectacular autism vortex

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I don't know which is more pathetic- that Chris is selling threadbare blankets and used Fanta cans, or that people are actually paying money for this shit.
Remind me who the real troll here is.

Definitely the people shelling out money for literal trash.

 

[Cast Away]

Definitely the people shelling out money for literal trash.

Well, people shell out money for neo Modern "Art" as well, also in some cases literal trash.

 

[Pikautism]

The last of Barb's blankets sold a few days ago.

Ver archivo adjunto 650999
Barb had put five up for sale and has netted $525. The dumbasses who shelled out for those deserve whatever infestation they get for buying blankets from a hoard house.

So Chris made $1k selling old blankets and empty soda cans. Maybe Bob should've let him get that marketing degree.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

just like the changing of the seasons, every year more people will discover chris and either be trolls, whiteknights or dumbasses that buy his shit

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I can't get errverr over the fact that he made over 10k last year, enough to pay off most, if not all, of his debt.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

As soon as it comes in, it goes out for Lego, Funko, etc.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris should get a job and put it all behind him.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

If he wasn't a literal cash cow, I don't know what the fuck he'd do about his financial situation. (And he's still struggling despite it)

I would say he could almost retire off his e-infamy if he was smart enough. And that sickens me.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

oof, more paypigs bailing, will we reach less than 100 by end of Feb?

edit: its official now boys, even Cole has more patrons than Chris

 

[Zitta]

Personally I was hoping for him to make zero by this point but I guess auto renewal is a bitch.