Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Muscle Bra]

Is he just being generous or is he trying to get rewards they offer I wonder?

If by "rewards", you mean a chance at china, then yes.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I like the mental image of Barb laying on her bed with Snoopy and Clover and screeching at Chris in the other room "CHrIs, MOrE mONeY! wE neED MoooRE MoNEy!!"

 

[Buck Mullet]

He's mad because he'd rather play with his 4 imaginary husbands and run through other dimensions than listen to the old bag nagging him about money for buying some crap.

He's likely just as mad at the prospect of dealing with the tedious, time consuming tasks of creating an Ebay listing, printing a label, then packing and shipping the item. I mean, that's almost like real work!

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

Oh thank god, the fat fetish community doesn't want him.

At this point I long for the Jessica Quinn/Feederdom saga, new content is trite.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

On another note, Chris's patreon has been steadily dropping and is back to early 2017 levels from an ath of almost $900 last year. Guess the paypigs are tiring of throwing money into the fire & are pulling their support. Better hope Trump doesn't cut the tugboat, what with the ongoing gov shutdown and all that.

 

[.Magichan]

Chris keeps leaking cash. He spent a few more bucks on another PS4 game, Catlateral Damage ($4), and also became a patron of Amy Methven aka Mad Munchkin.

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So he hasn't updated his Patreon backers since August but has time to pledge to another creator? It's one thing to be a lazy shit and avoid the platform. We all saw this coming with Chris.
It's another to use the platform, meanwhile ignoring obligations you told others you would hold yourself to in order to get some brownie points from people you like. It's having your cake and eating it too.

 

[Night Stars Brother]

Barb wants money again.

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https://www.ebay.com/itm/283329958281?ul_noapp=true

It’s barely interesting at this point, Chris selling more uninteresting junk at overly inflated prices.
If he needs money that badly he should be unsubscribing from his patreon pledges.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris made $10,745.93 in ebay sales during 2018 (counting only sales revenue, and not expenses like shipping costs). https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2018_Sales_Listings

Chris began losing interest in his Ebay business around September, which correlates to the decline in his sales (after all, why focus on that when he was going to inherit his CWCville money after the Merge).

2018's last begging/sales update was in early November. But, even though Chris wasn't advertising, sales picked up again during the Christmas shopping season, presumably by people wanting to buy gag gifts, and momentum continued even after Christmas. In January, he only made one begging/sales tweet so far, yet has made $154.99 in sales.

And as a side-note, the November and January shilling was for specific items: Bob's stamp album and Barb's M&Ms candy dispenser, neither of which has sold yet.

Also, Chris has been getting good reviews lately for shipping on time, but who knows how long that'll last:

"a bit dirty" lol

 

[Enormous Red Straw]

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Ah, CWC-- the only person for whom eBay feedback like "The seller shipped the item" and "What I received matched what I ordered" are legitimate praise.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Wow, over $10k huh?
with that kind of revenue you'd think he'd just commit to this full time.
But nope, he'll only work on his eBay if Barb yells at him or idea guys force him to sell stuff.

Same with Patreon, if he dedicated more time and effort to both then he'd probably be rolling in greens, might even solve his debt problem pretty quickly.
But why do that when you can instead spend your time pretend making-out with cartoon hedgehogs?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, this is one of Chris's patrons:

It's been like half a year since Chris updated his Patreon... I wonder at what point this guy would consider pulling his pledge.

 

[Ghostbeater]

It's been like half a year since Chris updated his Patreon... I wonder at what point this guy would consider pulling his pledge.

On the exact same day when the merge will make him dissapear. That's what i'm told by the CPU's, various deities and Emanuelle among which

 

[Mender Bug]

I know he probably doesn't, but come April shouldn't Chris pay income tax on all of his 10k income?

 

[Marvin]

I know he probably doesn't, but come April shouldn't Chris pay income tax on all of his 10k income?

I think the standard deduction for 2018 is $12k.

 

[Mender Bug]

I think the standard deduction for 2018 is $12k.

Thanks for the info. I was thinking there may be a small chance he would have to pay back some of his debt to society.

How naive of me.

 

[.Magichan]

lol, this is one of Chris's patrons:

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It's been like half a year since Chris updated his Patreon... I wonder at what point this guy would consider pulling his pledge.

oh shit, it's that Black Power fist from Wonder Showzen.

Apparently from looking at twitter he was one of the people the Magichan threats were made against along with the other merge roleplayers. Probably just donating to troll Chris (if you're giving money to Chris in order to troll him, you've already been outsmarted by Chris)

But not gonna lie, "Martin Luther King Chunior" has a ring to it

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

But not gonna lie, "Martin Luther King Chunior" has a ring to it

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"I have a dream that one day this dimension will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed - we hold these truths to be self-evident: that all OCs are created equal, among which.

I have a dream that one day on the green hills of CWCville the OCs of True and Honest creators and the OCs of former trolls will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the Kiwi Farms, a desert forum, sweltering with the heat of trolling and cyberbullying, will be transformed into an oasis of positivity and kindness.

I have a dream that my three little egg-spawns will one day live in a dimension where they will not be judged by the shape of their tails, but by the pronouns they prefer."

 

[.Magichan]

"I have a dream that one day this dimension will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed - we hold these truths to be self-evident: that all OCs are created equal, among which.

I have a dream that one day on the green hills of CWCville the OCs of True and Honest creators and the OCs of former trolls will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the Kiwi Farms, a desert forum, sweltering with the heat of trolling and cyberbullying, will be transformed into an oasis of positivity and kindness.

I have a dream that my three little egg-spawns will one day live in a dimension where they will not be judged by the shape of their tails, but by the pronouns they prefer."

The fact that is Chris unaware how much he looks like a murderous God by sending his Psychic hitman against people role playing civil rights figures makes it even funnier.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

The fact that is Chris unaware how much he looks like a murderous God by sending his Psychic hitman against people role playing civil rights figures makes it even funnier.

Alternatively, that would make him J. Edgar Hoover, given that Hoover had a massive hateboner for MLK and may or may not have been one of teh gays.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Wow, over $10k huh?
with that kind of revenue you'd think he'd just commit to this full time.

In 2018, Chris sold off several high-ticket items/items of Christorical significance, which made it a big year, eBay-wise.

Among other various goodies, he sold She Came For CWC and the Crumple-Lope for over $1000, he sold the amnyfest ring* for (I think) $300, and there were a couple of other big items he sold off (an iPhone, a KISS komic, a couple of his Pokemon binders, and some ratty old blankets) whose prices I can't remember. Those kinds of high-dollar items tend to be few and far between (as opposed to the near unlimited supply of hoard/garbage he has available to sell) which means that I would be surprised if he makes as much money from eBay sales in 2019.

* Yes, I know El Capitan sold Chris's ring back to him but, since that was an off-eBay sale, it would still be reported as eBay income.

lol, this is one of Chris's patrons ... It's been like half a year since Chris updated his Patreon... I wonder at what point this guy would consider pulling his pledge.

At this point, the remaining paypigs have proven they're in it for the long haul. If they haven't pulled their support for lack of updates from Chris by now, all the ones left are convinced they're doing some epic-tier trolling because he allows them to give him money so they can razz him on Facebook/Twitter.