Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Goddamnit, Chris. He walked right into it.
 
Kinda funny considering his "financial situation" is pretty much entirely of his own making. Without the :tugboat: and being exceptional Chris would've been kicked out on his ass a long time ago.

He formed these terrible purchasing habits long before anyone ever heard of him, and he's not shown any signs of changing that at any point. Instead of asking "is Chris getting better?" we should be asking "how much worse is Chris now?"
 
If a person runs a flag up the flagpole with Chris and Sonichu on it, you can bank on the fact that the purpose of it is to exploit Chris and his fame. That goes for white knights as much as it does for obvious trolls. If someone truly wants to help Chris, they will leave him alone, not lead him around with a financial carrot on a stick or by feeding his fantasies.
 
DeathHeat dijo:
Someone who wants a chunk of the limelight
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"Mary Lee Walsh for mayor? Who's that? There's no Mary running for office here."
"Oh, it's an obscure reference to a minor Internet meme from 8 years ago, designed and manuactured by a guy trying to entice a 30-year-old schizophrenic adult-baby into believing everything he says."
 
I dunno, it'd be amusing to wear it to like a con where people would actually get the reference. But I can also think of a million better things to wear in that situation, so...
 
i bet they actually sold some stuff.

there's probably people austitic enough to think buying faking sonichu merch is really epic trolling Chris

and there's probably people dumb enough to buy sonichu shirts ironically.

so even if he's fucking with Chris, its like the anti josh wise. he's stringing along a retard while conning everyone ELSE out of dosh.
 
awoo dijo:
:late: did Chris actually write the hunger pangs tweet? It's missing some Exceptional Capitalization
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A lot of his posts have been suspicious, but I don't think Lack of Interesting capitalization ALONE is a good indicator for The Authenticity of Chris' posts. However, if a post is Chris', I think the frequency of capitalized words and grammatical peculiarities is indicative of Chris' stress level. Aside from run-ons, he usually holds it together pretty well if he isn't stressed out.
 
fiu0cm dijo:
A lot of his posts have been suspicious, but I don't think Lack of Interesting capitalization ALONE is a good indicator for The Authenticity of Chris' posts. However, if a post is Chris', I think the frequency of capitalized words and grammatical peculiarities is indicative of Chris' stress level. Aside from run-ons, he usually holds it together pretty well if he isn't stressed out.
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You would assume actual hunger pangs (:optimistic:) would make him stressed out, right?
 
awoo dijo:
You would assume actual hunger pangs (:optimistic:) would make him stressed out, right?
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I don't know if Chris' flavor of autism has any effect on his ability to recognize hunger. I think the only time he's gone hungry was when he was jailed for assaulting Snyder.
 
Oh no Chris your weeb is showing, better delete that tweet and zap it up with empty positive encouragement.
 
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