Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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I love the amiibo business. He had a nagative profit margin because he'd buy 3 to make 1. And nobody wanted them.
He set the prices to allow for a small profit. It made many of the figures more expensive than what most people were willing to pay, though. And he thought the Amiibo business would do really well (Sonichu was selling well), so he expanded the line to other characters and bought a ton of Amiibos for it that ended up going unused, which wiped out most of his profits.

Given the other shit that people bought from him, I am surprised that they didn't sell well
The Sonichu one did. He sold at least 50 of them. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2015_Facebook_Posts#A_Fleet_of_Sonichus
 
He set the prices to allow for a small profit. It made many of the figures more expensive than what most people were willing to pay, though.

If I'd been drunk enough I might have convinced myself to buy a medallion back when he was selling those, but there's not enough alcohol in the world for me to want to blow 50 bucks on a hacked-together amiibo.
 
I'd fork out a reasonable amount for a fully fleshed out hardcopy dimensional merger survival book. I have serious doubts Chris is ever going to put in enough effort or content to make that happen, though
 

I can't believe more people didn't buy these figurines. They're adorable.

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What's ultimately exasperating is that Chris tweeted last week that he "reads everything" on Kiwifarms.
So there's some chance he is going to read this and see the interest in Sonichu pages and medallions. Seeing kiwis basically saying "hey dipshit, if you need money so badly then this is exactly what people want from you for them to willingly pay you!" but he's not going to put this information to any good use, simply because begging is easier than doing arts and craft like a five year old.

Even his begging has gotten lazy, remember when Chris used to make videos to beg? He used to stand in front of all his toys and say they were about to die of starvation if people didn't donate. I thought for sure he hit rock bottom with this video and that the ebegging couldn't possibly get any lazier, laying in bed not even willing to give an excuse for wanting money - but somehow it has, because he doesn't even make videos anymore to beg, he just tweets. He can't even be bothered to hold a camera to his face!
 
And he thought the Amiibo business would do really well (Sonichu was selling well), so he expanded the line to other characters and bought a ton of Amiibos for it that ended up going unused, which wiped out most of his profits.
Chris thinking there was a market for Bob and Barb Amiibos speaks volumes about how unaware Chris is of...well, everything.
I just like the flailing limbs!
Personally, I love how all of them are leaning backwards like they were portrayed mid-fall during a drunk stupor.
 
Chris doesn't read shit. The teen troon squad feeds him specific information for the lulz. If they actually wanted to help him they could magi-chan him into producing things again but they'd rather just play dimensional Jesus and post troll pictures of dead rabbits.
 
I had many laughs at lucriditiez at the people who didn't think this SonichuMerch guy was a ween. I guess you kinda have to overplay your hand since subtlety is lost on Chris. Subtlety being pronounced "suptulltee" just like he pronounces debt as "dept."
 
I thought the extent of that guy's trolling was to just throw together a shop and pretend he's making bank off it to Chris. But I guess since Chris took the bait, he's going ahead with leading him around by the nose. Who knows where this'll go now... it's similar to how Wise got access to Chris, by waving money to get his attention and then feeding into his delusions. And SonichuMerch evaded the Internet barrier set up for Chris without even needing to meet him in person like the Teen Troon Squad did.
 
I thought the extent of that guy's trolling was to just throw together a shop and pretend he's making bank off it to Chris. But I guess since Chris took the bait, he's going ahead with leading him around by the nose. Who knows where this'll go now... it's similar to how Wise got access to Chris, by waving money to get his attention and then feeding into his delusions. And SonichuMerch evaded the Internet barrier set up for Chris without even needing to meet him in person like the Teen Troon Squad did.
He jumped the shark by going into 2009 memetown, though I'm sure there's still plenty of softdicks here that think he actually tried to send Chris kitten meds.
 
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