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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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They don't, but it doesn't make them any less exceptional.

If this is about "helping" anyone or anything in that house, it won't.

If they think the police are going to make an animal control or APS referral based on their exceptional phone calls, they won't.

If they're doing this just to bother Chris or Barb, it's also ineffectual.
It's the most proactive thing I've seen anybody do.

Everybody else is content with Chris lying to them.

They don't, but it doesn't make them any less exceptional.

If this is about "helping" anyone or anything in that house, it won't.

If they think the police are going to make an animal control or APS referral based on their exceptional phone calls, they won't.

If they're doing this just to bother Chris or Barb, it's also ineffectual.



Chris hit his mom btw. On command. Is that a waste of police resources? Nope, nobody reported that.
 
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It's the most proactive thing I've seen anybody do.

Everybody else is content with Chris lying to them.

Pretty sure some people have told Chris no more bullshit. Engaging Chris is a bad idea unless there's an endgame and the situation can be narrowly controlled. We all know Chris lies. I don't need a policeman to confirm it.
 
Pretty sure some people have told Chris no more bullshit. Engaging Chris is a bad idea unless there's an endgame and the situation can be narrowly controlled. We all know Chris lies. I don't need a policeman to confirm it.
We also know Chris is capable of severely fucking up, to the point of negligence.
She had it coming.

Also I'd hit that ass like the fist of an angry god.
I can't disagree with that.
 
The correct service is APS, not the police. The police can't administer a BIMS exam. The police can't medically and emotionally assess Barb beyond whether or not she's in immediate danger.
They didn't call for a psych work up, they called for a welfare check. Which is a thing police do. And if the person tweeting isn't lying, the police agree that that's something the chandlers need regularly.
 
They don't, but it doesn't make them any less exceptional.

If this is about "helping" anyone or anything in that house, it won't.

If they think the police are going to make an animal control or APS referral based on their exceptional phone calls, they won't.

If they're doing this just to bother Chris or Barb, it's also ineffectual.
Precedent is actually against this. The police may not act on someone blackmailing him with moon lasers, but they will look into the more mundane stuff, how do you assume he got arrested for the mall intrusions to begin with?

Either way, my point is to stop being like Chris and assuming that whoever you're addressing is gonna read your posts because you posted them on KF. That's like him making videos to address people and assuming his message will be delivered magically.
 
They didn't call for a psych work up, they called for a welfare check. Which is a thing police do. And if the person tweeting isn't lying, the police agree that that's something the chandlers need regularly.

No one cares about or likes Barb or the punch would have been reported.

Precedent is actually against this. The police may not act on someone blackmailing him with moon lasers, but they will look into the more mundane stuff, how do you assume he got arrested for the mall intrusions to begin with?

Either way, my point is to stop being like Chris and assuming that whoever you're addressing is gonna read your posts because you posted them on KF. That's like him making videos to address people and assuming his message will be delivered magically.

Because trespassing is a crime. Lying that Mommy and doggies are hungies is not a crime.


 
Because trespassing is a crime. Lying that Mommy and doggies are hungies is n
Not feeding mommy and doggies is a crime when you have the means to.

See, you're working with the benefit of fresh information that this was a scam, but up until this afternoon that was not a fact and it was just as likely they weren't eating. And that's likely the information that Twitter poster went off of. We can all be righteous and so clever the day after.
 
Not feeding mommy and doggies is a crime when you have the means to.

See, you're working with the benefit of fresh information that this was a scam, but up until this afternoon that was not a fact and it was just as likely they weren't eating. And that's likely the information that Twitter poster went off of. We can all be righteous and so clever the day after.

Greene Co. Police isn't anyone's personal army. No one thought Barb or the pets were starving. And you know what, there is no APS report. Because no one reported it to APS.

If people are genuinely concerned Barb, the animals, or Chris is in immediate danger, they should call the police. This wasn't a case of that. This is all about utilizing community resources as a personal army. That's inappropriate. Yes, Chris fucking sucks. Wasting tax payer dollars and police time is not funny.
 
Wasting tax payer dollars and police time is not funny.
Is anything funny to you? You seem to have joined just to be offended by everything.

Calling the police on Chris because he publicly cried wolf about their general welfare is kinda funny. And wholly deserved. It's unfortunate if it diverted police resources away from the Ruckersville Ripper case by having a town sheriff go knock on a door. But that is their duty, and they're no strangers to 14 BLC.

This is kiwi farms, not a mental health advocacy group. We're bad people. Get used to it, it'll be better for your blood pressure.
 
Is anything funny to you? You seem to have joined just to be offended by everything.

Calling the police on Chris because he publicly cried wolf about their general welfare is kinda funny. And wholly deserved. It's unfortunate if it diverted police resources away from the Ruckersville Ripper case by having a town sheriff go knock on a door. But that is their duty, and they're no strangers to 14 BLC.

This is kiwi farms, not a mental health advocacy group. We're bad people. Get used to it, it'll be better for your blood pressure.

You've gone from, "I just care so much about old fucks and aminals," to, "It's funny!" Which is it?
 
I'm of mixed mind. If someone I know personally sent out a tweet threatening suicide, damn right I'd call the cops.

Someone like Chris-Chan you don't know? That's just one step below calling the police because The Joker kidnapped Batman.
 
Falsely claiming distress for gain is a fraud. Using crazy old lady to garner more money is elder abuse.

Not having food for an old demented lady is neglect.

Either way, Chris is in the wrong and police are not acting outside their duties. APS should be involved for both Chris and his mother. Both have been exploited recently.
 
Falsely claiming distress for gain is a fraud. Using crazy old lady to garner more money is elder abuse.

Not having food for an old demented lady is neglect.

Either way, Chris is in the wrong and police are not acting outside their duties. APS should be involved for both Chris and his mother. Both have been exploited recently.

You'd have an almost impossible time prosecuting Chris for fraud.

The police are not acting outside their duties, but weens are using the police as a personal army while only giving a small bit of the story.

Agreed on APS, though. Chris needs his ass straightened out.
 
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