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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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What has he been learning from therapy? That his mental illness can be used to garner donations. ANY LARGE AMOUNT. So any amount within the large range. Stay classy, Chris.

Remember this is a guy that swore recently that he was Completely Sane. "Sure I'm crazy now.. Crazy broke lol amiright?! Anywho, here's my patreon..".


Also: buy fucking dry dog food, you idiot. He could feed them for a month on dry with what they presumably spend on canned.

Yup - It's finally happened, Chris is has stopped denying his insanity as soon as he found out people take pity on schizophrenics.
Of course he probably doesn't actually believe he's insane because that would mean CWCville and his hubby are just delusions, he's just going along with it so he can get free movie tickets.
welp. we tried.
 
Yup - It's finally happened, Chris is has stopped denying his insanity as soon as he found out people take pity on schizophrenics.
Of course he probably doesn't actually believe he's insane because that would mean CWCville and his hubby are just delusions, he's just going along with it so he can get free movie tickets.
welp. we tried.
Agreed. You know I've never considered Chris a true troon, but if he's going to start incessantly posting about "muh special mental illness" I might just have to consider him officially in the sisterhood.
 
Chris said "SEND ANY LARGE AMOUNT" so the obvious thing to do here is go to Amazon and order the largest bag of dog food they have to be delivered to his house. Hell get lots of people to do it so we can see him screech on Twitter about how a dozen bags of dog food showed up in one day and barb is yelling at him about it
 
Chris said "SEND ANY LARGE AMOUNT" so the obvious thing to do here is go to Amazon and order the largest bag of dog food they have to be delivered to his house. Hell get lots of people to do it so we can see him screech on Twitter about how a dozen bags of dog food showed up in one day and barb is yelling at him about it

Nah then Chris would blow the money he doesn't spend on dog food for his dogs on vidya and toys
 
... Are they still sleeping in the same bed?

Wouldn't doubt it.

Chris has a dog? Is there evidence of the dogs existence?

Yeah he has two borderline fat, feral dogs that bay all the time and have tried to attack @LoveYouLongTime during the Cathrine saga. Suprisingly, they actually haven't attacked anyone just yet. One has to wonder what will become of the dogs once Barb dies.
 
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Maybe Chris fucking his mom is a more realistic (for Chris) plan B if Megan would not turn into a German Nintendo CPU goddess, given the whole autistic impending armageddon of pony verses merging and such. Better than being Megan shooting Chris, kind of.
 
Maybe Chris fucking his mom is a more realistic (for Chris) plan B if Megan would not turn into a German Nintendo CPU goddess, given the whole autistic impending armageddon of pony verses merging and such. Better than being Megan shooting Chris, kind of.

Megan is probably the only person in the world who wouldn't be an A-Log if she actually shot Chris.
 
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Purchase history shows that guy paid for it two months ago, on August 19th.
Let's face it, if you're really into christory there's no better, more Chris appropriate thing you can do than get screwed over by him.


Haha even funnier that a photo is the easiest thing for Chris to send out. He just didn't bother, it's "transaction: optional at whim of seller" with Chris.
 
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