Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Pvt. Real G]

After Cameron Nahas tweet about getting Chris's new books, Chris promised that any new patreon will get the full collection of his books. However, looking at the numbers, only 1 dumbass is throwing money into the fire. Seems like the paypigs are getting tired of Chris's shit.

Btw, anybody here received Chris's new books?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Just to be clear TheCaptain told Chris about food pantries

 

[ForgedBlades]

I love how he exploits the animals to ratchet up the sympathy factor.

 

[AnOminous]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

Just to be clear TheCaptain told Chris about food pantries

That fatass could do with a couple days without shoveling food into his gullet.

He really just wants Lego money anyway.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

Just to be clear TheCaptain told Chris about food pantries

"That includes the pets and my mother".......Chris is so fat, he's turned into 3 people. I feel bad for poor people, but Chris is not poor, and he's also only half human. This means Chris gets none of my sympathies. What an entitled, narcissistic, shit for brains.

 

[Mason Verger]

He can go visit Megan and eat a bullet.

 

[nvrwastetree]

He can go visit Megan and eat a bullet.

Hey man, you're going to give Chris ideas.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

Sooooey, paypigs. Time to teach Chris the lesson that dishonesty makes new toys appear.

 

[Marvin]

Man, what a greasy shithead. Someone should leave cans of catfood on his stoop. Enough for both the pets and the family.

If he wants to eat, he's going to need to do it Charlie+Frank style.

 

[Mason Verger]

The problem with giving Chris food for the pets is that Chris will pull his classic "turning help into horseshit". He'll start not budgeting it in every month because he'll assume his free pet food is covered.

 

[cruderudedude]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

Just to be clear TheCaptain told Chris about food pantries

 

[johnny5150]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

Just to be clear TheCaptain told Chris about food pantries

in some counties, they would just eat the dog.

 

[Shabobus]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

He just has to hold out until he can go trick-or-treating.

 

[Buck Mullet]

He just has to hold out until he can go trick-or-treating.

We can only hope. https://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/mc-nws-virginia-trick-or-treat-20181008-story.html

 

[Holiday Special]

http://www.charlottesville.org/depa...ces/available-food-resources-in-the-community

Chris and Barb could easily go to these places get free food and have money to spend on whatever random shit they want. Of course, they would have to have a usable kitchen.

 

[Mr. 0]

The problem with giving Chris food for the pets is that Chris will pull his classic "turning help into horseshit". He'll start not budgeting it in every month because he'll assume his free pet food is covered.

Troll him by sending him pet food ONCE, and then let him panic when it doesn't show up ever again

 

[Deadpool]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

Just to be clear TheCaptain told Chris about food pantries

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Here you go, Chris.

 

[BowsetteMemer]

Ver archivo adjunto 570756 Ver archivo adjunto 570758
Here you go, Chris.

Sadly this food would most likely go to waste since it will be proper food like veg and fruit for creating meals, would Chris have any idea how to even begin prepping a simple meal?

 

[Rogowski]

Ver archivo adjunto 570696

Just to be clear TheCaptain told Chris about food pantries

Donner party saga when?